*ahem*

[BgMma]

When the conservatives take quaaludes
Beetles make spitballs
While sailing down the Autobahn
The end

 

[BgMma]

Fourscore and seven years ago
A chicken fucked a duck
Who pulled a thorn from a lion's paw
And loved ramen noodles

 

[bronzeage]

He was hairy as Harry
and often mistaken for a bear,
but rebuffed the chasers were.
I'm a vadger, not a badger
he said and combed his fur.

 

[theault_b]

There's a thousand new prey every day
Or a gaggle of geese who've got brilliance to say...

I've nothing more.
It's an abattoir in here most days.
Fillet or be filed away.

 

[BgMma]

Doomsday is coming
Haven't you heard
Everyone has heard
Because the bird is the word
With crotch armour

 

[BgMma]

Like a rhinestone cowboy
Your hot shorts are gleaming
similar to gold lame'
While I bob for apples
In an undersized thong

 

[BgMma]

Gotta bounce
Like a baller
If I were a little taller
and wore skanky gold teeth
Cause I like being told
I am classy only
Fucking so...

 

[killallhippies]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzs54nmJ2I1r7kdhoo1_500.gif

 

[KingOrfeo]

Digital hive-brain
Flame-war threads will bifurcate
The seizure is grand mal

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I understand everything, thus far in this thread, except conservatives.

 

[blobfish]

Could water nymphs that Satyrs seize,
Ever know pleasures such as these?

 

[KingOrfeo]

As the editor said to the censor,
"****** amends, sir!
"******
"Shove ****
"******* and denser!"

 

[geronimo_appleby]

with one minor change to the spelling, i'm going to submit that as a poem.

check it in a few days.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

with one minor change to the spelling, i'm going to submit that as a poem.

check it in a few days.

^^^^^^^Awe and suspense have entered this thread. We have a cliff hanger!^^^^

 

[geronimo_appleby]

^^^^^^^Awe and suspense have entered this thread. We have a cliff hanger!^^^^

it's submitted. at the very least it'll get me three points in the survivor contest. not bad for three seconds plagiarism.

 

[KingOrfeo]

Four windows open
Three for GB, one for porn
Multitasking rules!

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Four windows open
Three for GB, one for porn
Multitasking rules!

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, i gotta write this shit down!

 

[KingOrfeo]

There was an unfortunate Litster
Who discovered a horrible blister
Where no blister should be
What was worse, do you see,
He had got it at home from his sister!

-- Isaac Asimov (first line altered)

 

[KingOrfeo]

Haiku: A form that
Is to poetry as tic-
Tac-toe is to games

Evoke an image
Syllable counting's easy
Wipe it off and zip

 

[blobfish]

Thanks for sharing.

I thought I told you to piss off. Don't make me whip you like I did to that guy/girl with the Chuck Taylor's in his/her avatar.