Ahab the arab

Aquila

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Let me tell you about Ahab the Arab
The sheik of the burning sand
He had emeralds and rubies just drippin' off 'a him
And a ring on every finger of his hand
He wore a big ol' turban wrapped around his head
And a scimitar by his side
And, every evenin', about midnight
He'd jump on his camel named Clyde, and ride
Silently through the night to the sultan's tent where he
would secretly meet up with Fatima of the Seven Veils,
swingingest grade "A" number one US choice dancer in
the sultan's whole harem, 'cause, heh, him and her had
a thing goin', you know, and they'd been carryin' on
for some time now behind the sultan's back and you
could hear him talk to his camel as he rode out across the
dunes, his voice would cut through the still night desert
air and he'd say (imitate Arabic speech and finish with "Sold! American)
which is Arabic for, "Stop, Clyde!" and Clyde'd say, (imitate camel
sound), which is camel for, "What the heck did he say anyway?"

Well, he brought that camel to a screechin' halt
In the rear of Fatima's tent
Jumped off Clyde, snuck around the corner
And into the tent he went.
There he saw Fatima layin' on a zebra skin rug
With
Rings on her fingers and
bells on her toes and a bone in her nose ho, ho.

There she was, friends, lyin' there in all her radiant
beauty, eating on a raisin, grape, apricot, pomegranate,
bowl of chittlin's, two bananas, three Hershey bars,
sipping on a RC co-cola listenin' to her transistor,
watchin' the Grand Ole Opry on the tube, readin' a Mad
magazine while she sung, "Does your chewing gum lose
it's flavor?" Yeah, Ahab walked up to her and he say,
(imitate Arabic speech), which is Arabic for "Let's twist
again like we did last summer, baby.!!" Ha, ha, ha!!
You know what I mean! Whew! She looked up at him from off the rug,
give him one of the sly looks,

She said "Crazy, crazy, crazy baby!"

('round and around and around and around, and around and around and around)

Yeah, and that's the story 'bout Ahab the Arab
The sheik of the burnin' sand
Ahab the Arab, the swingin' sheik of the burnin' sand
 
LOL

Didjoo Post Under A Different Name At One Time?

Or Have I Just Seen Ya On The Streetcar And You Now Look Familiar?
 
Re: LOL

RudeNastyAssBitch said:
Didjoo Post Under A Different Name At One Time?

Or Have I Just Seen Ya On The Streetcar And You Now Look Familiar?

No, never posted under another name. but here are the places I've lived and I frequent on a regular basis.

Ive lived in the following places
Florida
St. Augustine
Jacksonville
West Palm
Palatka
Boynton Beach
Jupiter

Virginia
Fredericksburg
Quantico

Places I Have Visted and still visit on a regular basis

Extended visits Outside the U.S.
Mexico City
Villaroy
Montreol

and I spend a lot of time in
Orlando
Daytona
D.C.
Denver
Wakashau (wisconsin)
 
Re: K.

RudeNastyAssBitch said:
Well It's Nice Ta Cyber Meet Ya Anyway:D

Perhaps I'll Check Yer Bodyparts Now!
be my guest.. enjoy them all. :)

Oh and BITE ME bob :)
 
Emerald_eyed said:
Ruby and I were were dripping off him? Or on him??

:D :D

Cool

are you talking about ME?

I NEVER knew that.. you should tell me these things so my ego can properly be made bigger (if thats even possible)
 
Re: LOL

RudeNastyAssBitch said:
Didjoo Post Under A Different Name At One Time?

Or Have I Just Seen Ya On The Streetcar And You Now Look Familiar?

I love your AV...

can we meet secretly tonight?
 
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