Aha ! Its all in the name.

[Aphrodisiac]

I have noticed some thing ... recently I have been getting various pms from "newbies" or " virgins" if you will ... and I wondered ... " Hmmmm .... why me ? "

I don't say anything that interesting, I don't have a sexy picture on my av , my posts are not that "awe" ....

Needless to say , after reading another pm from another newbie , offering the same thing I have figured it out.

Its because my user name starts with an "A" hence that is what is getting me all these influx of pms.


This is my "reasonality" ... newbies come to the board , enter into the main page & see the endless amount of Lit members & since I am like the 2nd name or 3rd name at the start of the list they probably juct click on my name ...


Just thought I would share my theory with the class.

 

[AzureAngel]

Where are my PMs? DAMNIT!

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Where are my PMs? DAMNIT!

What the ?!?!

So then there are holes in my new found theory ?!!!!

Damn it , I say !!!! ......




D A M N !

 

[KillerMuffin]

You're somewhere on like page 98 of the "A" list. I got to the 6 page and decided to guess.

It's probably cause you're nice, full of information, and you have one of those classically sexy avs. Not as sexy as mine, mind you, but you're nicely approachable.

Okay, so maybe my av's not sexy. It's squiggly, though.


knowledgeble
knowledgible
knowledgable

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

The whole word looks fucked up.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Could it be the lips?

Do you think that they think the lips show that you will be more amenable to whatever they want?

Red Lips are a big turn on for some guys!
Ebony

 

[Aphrodisiac]

You're somewhere on like page 98 of the "A" list. I got to the 6 page and decided to guess.

It's probably cause you're nice, full of information, and you have one of those classically sexy avs. Not as sexy as mine, mind you, but you're nicely approachable.

Okay, so maybe my av's not sexy. It's squiggly, though.


knowledgeble
knowledgible
knowledgable

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

The whole word looks fucked up.

True .... my av is not as sexy as yours ....


Page 98 ?!?! ... again my theory is simply full of holes... here I was thinking I was on the first page.


O' well.

 

[penguindance]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Um.

But how do you spell knolegeable gawddammit!? "Full of information" makes you sound like an encyclopedia.

 

[patient1]

True .... my av is not as sexy as yours ....


Page 98 ?!?! ... again my theory is simply full of holes... here I was thinking I was on the first page.


O' well.

However, if you look at Forum's Home page, & you were logged in, you'd be one of the first of 250 or 300 . Not a bad theory afterall.

 

[alexandraaah]

I've never gotten ONE of these types of pm's you all are talking about.

Alphabetically, I'm before you.

I think I must emit scary vibes or something.

Now, I will pretend to be sad.

 

[BamaBelle]

The B's

are silently awaiting their turn at the PM Machine.

 

[patient1]

Clicking a name on the forums home page leads to the user profile.

Some of us are more stranger friendly than others.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I get the occasional random PM, though not as many as I used to. I used to wonder why, and then I decided it was because of my bubbly and cheerful personality.

 

[teddybear4play]

Um.

But how do you spell knolegeable gawddammit!? "Full of information" makes you sound like an encyclopedia.

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E-A-B-L-E.

I'm full of information.

TB4p

 

[patient1]

That makes sense sweetie. I get a ton of pm's from newbies from Montana, they must do a search to see who is around.

Did the Montanans materialize before the Mountain states thread?

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Hmmmmm...

You all make perfect sense ...

I must be emitting some sort of vibe to get those pms that start off as ...


" Hi my name is ______, I am married & on my spare time I like to talk dirty and can you tell me in detail about your body... "


Things of that nature always seem to find themselves in my box.










p.s

alex , you are not scary @ all.

 

[Saint Peter]

KILL THE NEWBIES.


It is the only fair thing to do.

 

[teddybear4play]

Um.

But how do you spell knolegeable gawddammit!? "Full of information" makes you sound like an encyclopedia.

And it's G-O-D D-A-M-N I-T. Or at least that's the way I spell it.



TB4p

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Hmmmmm...

alex , you are not scary @ all.

Well shit.

Now what am I supposed to do?

 

[Nora]

Since my first pathetic whine that I get no unsolicited PMs I've had:

2 - Nice Av! Wanna fuck?
1 - Gee, you seem nice. Wanna fuck?
and
1 - You make my nipples tingle

I had another "nice av" but it was in response to my own unsolicited PM and wasn't followed by "wanna fuck?" (much to my chagrin).

I also had one cybertroller who ended up being hysterically funny and since I rather enjoy talking to him about furniture polish, the mating rituals of the animal kingdom and classical Greek literature, I didn't include him in the above tally. Although I do believe his opening line was "hi, wanna fuck?"

I can't decide if I'm ahead of the game or trailing *way* behind. Maybe I should change my nick to something that starts with the letter A?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: The B's

are silently awaiting their turn at the PM Machine.

You need a more suggestive avatar...

 

[Raina]

I get quite a few strange ones, one or two every couple of weeks. I can't imagine why, I don't post much...my name starts with "R" so it can't be the alphabet theory, and my av....

who knows?

I must say that they are not usually spelled as nicely as your example Aphrodisiac...mine usually go something like this:

hi! wat r u waring?

or

want to cyber?

Why me????

 

[KillerMuffin]

Thanks TB4P! It still looks funky, but it'll be a week before I can actually spell it now.

There are two words that I always have and always will misspell. Gawd and ya'll. It's weird.



I get it, Aphro. They connect sexy av and sexy user nick to mean "I'm available! I wanna fuck every anonymous stranger that gets in contact with me! Just PM/email me and I'm yours!"

I used to get that back when I first got here. But they thought I was a guy. For some reason I've been getting a run of the email~PM hits to be someone's submissive lately.

 

[Nora]

Why me????

U R so sexxy!
wunder wuman is so hott!
U shuld us ur lasso uv trooth on me!

(sorry, couldn't resist!)

 

[CarolineOh]

I get at least 2 or 3 PMs a week from people I never heard of, usually making some sort of proposition. My theory is that it is because I have my picture on ym author's page, and link to it from my posts. Draaah doesn't have her pic on her page, I bet if she did, she'd start getting them too.