Ah yes, eel in rectum, beats syrup of figs every time...

[Vermilion]

Man with 20" eel in his rectum claims he inserted it to relieve constipation...

Go figure...

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

just

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[buxxxom]

I wish I hadn't clicked that.

 

[Handley_Page]

Oh it's terrible. The old folk remedied aren't the same these days, are they ?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

To think I wasted money renting an auger the last time the drain backed up!

 

[redpaint]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

just

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I'll second that. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Xelebes]

I have to wonder how it would feel on the prostate.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I have to wonder how it would feel on the prostate.

Anal probes are not suppose to bite!!!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Anal probes are not suppose to bite!!!

That depends on what planet you are from

 

[Saucy_Sage]

I'm not going there, reading that. No way.

It wasn't an electric eel, was it?

 

[Vermilion]

I wish I hadn't clicked that.

Well I did kind of give you a clue as to what it contained - so don't blame the messenger!! lol

 

[3113]

Poor eel.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Just in case anybody's hungry...

Eels In Piquant Sauce
4 lb Eel
1 tb Olive oil
1 tb Paprika
2 c Hot water
3 Garlic cloves; chopped
14 Blanched almonds
2 tb Chopped fresh parsley
1/4 ts Saffron
Salt to taste


Clean eel thouroughly if you have been sticking it up your ass. Skin eel and cut into 1- to 1 1/2-inch pieces. Heat 1 tablespoon olive oil in a casserole or skillet, add paprika, and stir in enough water to cover eel. Bring to a boil and add pieces of eel. Meanwhile with a mortar and pestle or in an electric blender crush garlic, almonds, parsley, and saffron with enough olive oil to make a smooth paste. Stir mixture into casserole, add salt to taste, and cook for about 20 minutes or until eels are done. Add more water if sauce thickens. Serve hot.

 

[jomar]

ahaha

I think that might outdo a gerbil story or two!

 

[impressive]

To think I wasted money renting an auger the last time the drain backed up!

. .

 

[TE999]

Eel think twice about doing that again.

 

[Xelebes]

I'm not going there, reading that. No way.

It wasn't an electric eel, was it?

It wouldn't be electric stimulation without!

 

[popcorn2721]

It wouldn't be electric stimulation without!

..thats what the jumper cables were for.

 

[driphoney]

I loved this comment posted below the totally gross story:

"So h didn't go to the doctor feeling a little ill, he went feeling a little eel........."

 

[PaperAutumn]

How does that even....gah....O.O

 

[DesertPirate]

That depends on what planet you are from

Ask Marsh Alien

 

[The_Darkness]

My eyes have been exposed to both terror and abomination, my memory has been stained by visceral imagery that once witnessed, cannot be unseen.

 

[slyc_willie]

My eyes have been exposed to both terror and abomination, my memory has been stained by visceral imagery that once witnessed, cannot be unseen.

True, but . . . did it work?

 

[The_Darkness]

True, but . . . did it work?

Valid question.

I wonder if it was something akin to "I know an old woman who swallowed a fly..." Which makes me wonder two things:

A) what did the Eel go in after?

B) What was going in to get the Eel?

 

[slyc_willie]

Valid question.

I wonder if it was something akin to "I know an old woman who swallowed a fly..." Which makes me wonder two things:

A) what did the Eel go in after?

B) What was going in to get the Eel?

Answers:

A) The gerbil.

B) I imagine it was something like a tug-of-war with a pair of burly hospital orderlies. How's that for a mental image?