DesertPirate
Sailing from the desert
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You, I'm going to hurt--just on principle.
We know what happened last time you tried

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You, I'm going to hurt--just on principle.


It's been almost a full month since the last snow. Temps--with a few exceptions--have hovered between 35 and 58. The rain and drizzle has been almost non-stop, making this past month a dreary, sloppy, icky reminder of the moodiness of Ma Nature.
Today, I awoke to birds singing, ciccadas humming, the sun shining. It's 65 and glorious with a high expected near 85. Dare we hope? Dare we name it out loud?
SPRING!
At long last. Now, if only it will hold out through the weekend. My pasty skin needs sun and my yard needs work. There's landscaping to do and trees that need planting.
If you're a believer, pray. If you're not a believer, cross your fingers. If you're a terminal pessimist, be untrue to your nature and hope.
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Want to trade houses for a few days? We're having our first pre-summer heat-and-humdity wave here in coastal Georgia; it's barely begun and it's already miserable. Even dogs don't want to move.
I hate summers in the South.


High of 82f...low of 72f...cloudless day with bright sunshine...beach was beeyootiful this AM...platoons of scantily clad, unbeliveably ripe, breathtaking examples of nubile female flesh cavorting in the water and lying on blankets.
Y'know, it hurts when you step on your tongue...sandy too...yuck!![]()




*writes "EAST" in big black-markered letters on each box and lugs them to post office*




GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS!
The pollen's so thick here that my bicycle tires look like they're coated in dust.