AH Revelations - The Final Revelation

[scheherazade_79]

GROUP ONE

BOSTONFICTIONWRITER
In my profile I wrote that everything about it was fiction. Yet, everyone believed otherwise and blindly accepted my persona without question.
I live in France, just outside of Paris in a very small town and am fluent in four languages, French, English, Italian, and Spanish.
It's about time I was exposed. I don't think I was successful in pulling off my character or maybe I pulled it off too well because I am one of the most hated writers on the board (lol).
Only, my real secret is that I'm a woman and my name is not Freddie but Francine.

voluptuary_manque
I don't think that I actually have very many friends, just a bunch of acquaintances.

Tarakin
I have a full beard.

CarolinaHeat
I started my first business when I was 8 years old. I re-sold school supplies to other kids undercutting the schools prices. Then I saw another opportunity and offered other services. I took my cassette tapes and music magazines and compiled lists of musicians and songs and sold lyrics to the songs to kids. Some would request different songs that I didn't have so I recorded them and listened over and over until I could figure out all the words.

RLreverie
The only man I have ever seen masturbate is my brother.

ParrishP
I fence! Onguard!

glynddah
I won the longest pigtail contest as a child.

Boota
I lost my virginity at 10 on the floor of a movie theater to an older woman, who was 12.

JagFarlane
I am highly attracted to women of Asian descent, particularly Chinese/Japanese

TxRad
I've been to or through 48 out of 50 states and visited 23 different Countries.
How I missed Vermont and West Virginia is a mystery.

Buxxom
My eyes are completely different colors, one green and one brown. So different, in fact, that any attempt at eyeshadow makes me look clownish.

kendo1
I used to be a silversmith, many years ago.






GROUP TWO

Emerald_Dragon
I have never had an alcoholic beverage other than communion wine.

TrulyRedBeauty
I sell used stockings and photographs of myself on ebay for kicks.

Maeve_redux
I have mild brain damage from going through chemotherapy.

rengadeirishman
I am a recovering drug addict.

FatDino
When my nose bleeds, I like letting the blood run down my chin and drip in a sink while watching it on a mirror, and occasionally sticking my tongue out to the coppery taste of it.

DG Hear
I have no desire to be a writer. Just in it temporarily for the fun of it.

Etaski
I’ve written 800+ pages of RPG fan fiction for a gaming forum. The stories are full of sex, ultimately inspired by the openness and exploration of Literotica.

Katyusha
I have a rape fantasy.

Starrkers
I have green eyes, but they're hidden behind glasses.

Trombonus
I once protected a friend by making a bully throw up after picking my nose and eating a booger in front of him. (I was 4 and he never picked on us again, I made sure of that).

Fifty5
I have a habit of falling for lesbians.

Impressive
I worked for the Department of the Navy analyzing real-time telemetry flight test data for F/A-18s and AV-8Bs.






GROUP THREE

feeeriek
I was born in Havana, Cuba,yet I’m not fluent in Spanish.

TheeGoatPig
I masturbate standing up.

CrimsonMaiden
I've slept with a teddy bear my entire life and still cuddle with one even if my spouse is sleeping with me.

Roxanne Appleby
I estimate that I've read between 2,500 and 3,500 books in my life, about 80 percent fiction.

Belegon
I almost missed out on dating my high school sweetheart because a rival for her affections lied to her and said I was gay.

Vermilion
I bake when I'm stressed. Nothing more calming than cake. Only then I know I oughtn't eat it all so I dish out cakes and other goodies to anyone handy.

S-Des
I have probably the most unique first name on the AH (I am literally the only one of me in the world....you can Google my first name and pull up a picture of me).

Edward Teach
One night I ran over a mile through a densely populated neighborhood wearing nothing but a watch.

Chantilyvamp
I used to compete in Land Judging, Livestock Judging and Public speaking in high school.

Sweetsubsarahh
When I was very young (4 years old) I used to curl up and sleep with my puppy in his dog bed.
He was a dachshund named Freddie.

Oggbashan
I've got a bald spot under my cake-on-head...

Scheherazade_79
When I was little I used to cut up rubber bands, put them into Cindy’s toilet and tell horrified guests that she had worms. I don’t know where the inspiration came from, because I never had worms myself.

 

[S-Des]

Wow....those are really interesting. I knew a handful, but was off on almost all of them. The most impressive one is (forgive the pun) Imp's. I had no idea!

Very cool, Scheh. That was a great game and I appreciate all your time and effort (btw, you didn't come up with one that sounded like something you wouldn't do ).

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I was amazed at how many people got mine right. I know I blurted it in the forums once or twice, but who remembers this stuff?

and I am also amazed at how many people thought that Belegon's was mine. I didn't even go out on any dates in high school, let alone have a sweetheart.

Very fun and informative Zade. Thank you very much

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Interesting people.

ZADE do a survey to see what special talents people have: what can you do that no one else can do?

 

[neonlyte]

I'm astonished to be a 4th grader

I'm betting the truth is bizzare...er yet.

 

[impressive]

The most impressive one is (forgive the pun) Imp's. I had no idea!

 

[DesertPirate]

Very IMPressed

 

[Vermilion]

I'm amazed how many people actually got mine right - what gave me away?

I'm also amused that SSS and I got confused a coupla times

Good game Zade
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[CrimsonMaiden]

A lot of people guessed mine. I didn't realize I was that predictable.

 

[S-Des]

I'm also amused that SSS and I got confused a coupla times

I could have sworn SSS said she was in 4-H or judged livestock (or something like that). I was so sure about that one.

Most of them were things I had never heard. You just have to be more involved day to day with folks to pick up the tidbits.

 

[Chantilyvamp]

I could have sworn SSS said she was in 4-H or judged livestock (or something like that). I was so sure about that one.

Most of them were things I had never heard. You just have to be more involved day to day with folks to pick up the tidbits.

*snickers* I threw someones name in my spot on my guess. I was amused that only one person guessed that I was the one who judged land and livestock and did the public speaking. I was one serious FFA geek and earned my state farmer degree and went on the WEA program to work on farms in Italy for a summer. Who'd have thunk it that the little lady in high heels with the nice arse could weld better than most men.

I was noddle headed when doing my guesses. I haven't even gone back and checked yet to see how many if any I did get right. As it is I need to get my arse back off here and get back to work. Deadline for my test is tomorrow.

zade~ great fun darlin.

 

[glynndah]

I was amazed at how many people thought I had two different colored eyes.

 

[Vermilion]

I think it was the way the author of that one described herself as looking 'clownish' with eyeshadow on... it sounded very Glynddah-ish!
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[glynndah]

I think it was the way the author of that one described herself as looking 'clownish' with eyeshadow on... it sounded very Glynddah-ish!
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Obviously you've seen me wearing make-up.

 

[Katyusha]

Very, very, very interesting and informative. It doesn't surprise me that few people could've figured mine out, but it did surprise me that a couple guessed me right.

I had a lot of fun...we oughta do something like this again.

BTW...I WAS surprised by Imp's fact. That is awesome, and so totally hot since you're a woman.

And Crimson, I still sleep with my blankie from when I was very little.

 

[S-Des]

Very, very, very interesting and informative. It doesn't surprise me that few people could've figured mine out, but it did surprise me that a couple guessed me right.

I would have guessed that for you (although it would have been a total hunch, I had no real clue). I'm just amused that you sat through that whole show and missed them saying my name about 2 dozen times. Then again, I shouldn't be surprised....it's so bizarre that most people don't believe me when I tell them. I've had to produce photo ID in more casual conversations than you'd believe.

 

[Trombonus]

I wish I would have had time to make some guesses, but I enjoyed learning who did what.

A lot of people seemed to get me right off the bat. In fact I remember one person guessed me correctly and it was the only guess they made for the whole thing at the time. Am I that obvious.

In other news, that little tidbit came up because my master teacher was filming some of our 6th graders for a little video party on the last day of school and one of them walked by, picked his nose and ate it in front of the camera. The moment was shown on the video.

 

[starrkers]

This has been great - not sure what's more interesting: who did what, or what people thought belonged with who

I must admit the idea that I have only drunk communion wine was rather funny (communion wine's about the only type I haven't drunk!)

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Scheherazade_79
"I am a sweetheart and a very creative person who had a fun idea that would give enjoyment to my friends here and did a lot of work to pull it off."



(I coulda guessed that. )

Thanks, Zade.

 

[Katyusha]

I think I got five right. Which is more than I thought I would.

 

[JagFarlane]

I wish I would have had time to make some guesses, but I enjoyed learning who did what.

A lot of people seemed to get me right off the bat. In fact I remember one person guessed me correctly and it was the only guess they made for the whole thing at the time. Am I that obvious.

In other news, that little tidbit came up because my master teacher was filming some of our 6th graders for a little video party on the last day of school and one of them walked by, picked his nose and ate it in front of the camera. The moment was shown on the video.

LOL nah you just mentioned the story on the bullies thread a couple weeks back

 

[scheherazade_79]

Scheherazade_79
"I am a sweetheart and a very creative person who had a fun idea that would give enjoyment to my friends here and did a lot of work to pull it off."



(I coulda guessed that. )

Thanks, Zade.

Thanks for playing, everyone!

 

[Trombonus]

LOL nah you just mentioned the story on the bullies thread a couple weeks back

Aww dangit.

*feels dumb*

 

[where]

Wow! Thank you 'zade

That was huge fun and really eye opening too.

 

[Tarakin]

Thank you, it was much fun!

And I was compared to Abraham Lincoln!!