AH Moderated?

[shereads]

The results are in, and the popular vote is a resounding "No." Kudos to the Anti-Moderator group's Campaign 2005 strategic committee for a record-breaking get-out-the-vote drive and a clean, well-run campaign.

And congratulations to the Pro-Moderator Committee for a come-from-behind win in the Electoral College. Hiring Trent Lott to reapportion the voting districts was a stroke of genius, you sneaky bastards!

So when will it be official? Are we being moderated now, or what?

 

[NoJo]

I XXXX THINK WE XXX XXXXX XXXX

 

[tolyk]

Whatcha talkin bout?

 

[Guest]

Pr0n.

 

[tolyk]

Pr0n.

Hey twat, welcome back

 

[Guest]

Hey twat, welcome back

Hey Tol!

Thanks. And, yeah, I think I am back...

Almost.

 

[shereads]

I XXXX THINK WE XXX XXXXX XXXX

Don't be an XXX, Joe. That's just paranoia talking.

By the way, have you ever XXXXXX anyone with that XXXXXXXX freaking XXXX of yours? Of course you have, you clever XXX of a bitch! If tanning beds could talk, eh?

 

[NoJo]

Don't be an XXX, Joe. That's just paranoia talking.

By the way, have you ever XXXXXX anyone with that XXXXXXXX freaking XXXX of yours? Of course you have, you clever XXX of a bitch! If tanning beds could talk, eh?

I'm confused now. My XXXX hurts.

 

[Guest]

XXXX

 

[NoJo]

Trust XXX to lower the tone...

 

[Guest]

X.X.X.X sweet cheeks.

 

[NoJo]

If you're offering me a beer, I'd have to say.... YES PLEASE!

 

[Guest]

So what do I win? I voted 'no'.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Joe: Close, but no XXXXX

 

[Lauren Hynde]

A moderator would have been able to tell Sher' to change her location and stop screwing up the board's layout.

 

[inkstain]

Too rude!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Too rude!

Bite me.

 

[Guest]

Too rude!

Yeah, use the word "cock" next time.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Yeah, use the word "cock" next time.

don't tempt me.

 

[Guest]

don't tempt me.

*tempt*

Go on, you know you wanna.

 

[NoJo]

Too rude!

She's gorn orft. Bullies.

 

[Guest]

She's gorn orft. Bullies.

Ah, but we saw what was posted before she edited it.

 

[NoJo]

I'm just saying go easy on her. Think back to when you were a virgin.

 

[Guest]

I'm just saying go easy on her. Think back to when you were a virgin.

Yeah, yeah, if only I could remember back that far, right?

 

[NoJo]

God lou, I'm so far up your own arse, y'know?