AH Moderated?

[Guest]

God lou, I'm so far up your own arse, y'know?

How could I not? Especially when I try to sit down.

 

[NoJo]

Hey, what've you been eating?

 

[Guest]

Liver and onions. Oh yeah, and cabbage.

 

[NoJo]

It's dark in here. anyone got a match?

 

[Guest]

BEHOLD!

The Amazing Exploding Woman!

 

[NoJo]

You know, it's so easy to get you to explode. No foreplay, nothing.

 

[Guest]

Yep, one touch and I'm gone. It can be embarrassing, in the wrong company.

 

[NoJo]

Must be a little dangerous when you're driving. Or asking for a loan in the bank.

 

[Guest]

Yep, those are two dodgy ones, but not nearly as bad as coming across the vicar at a fete.

 

[NoJo]

I didn't know women could do that - projectile, I mean.

 

[Guest]

Yes, but the real skill is doing it while wearing jeans.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Yep, those are two dodgy ones, but not nearly as bad as coming across the vicar at a fete.

That must give the Vicar quite a thrill. But it could be messy. In the future, you might try coming someplace else.

Rumple Foreskin

ps: Glad you're back, Tatelou. The joint's not the same w/o you.

 

[Guest]

That must give the Vicar quite a thrill. But it could be messy. In the future, you might try coming someplace else.

Rumple Foreskin

ps: Glad you're back, Tatelou. The joint's not the same w/o you.

What? You can't mean in his pantry?

Lou

P.S. Cheers, Rumps. I'd say it's good to be back, but, well, yannow?

 

[Couture]

I vote no. But, my alter-ego voted yes.

Seriously, I've been here for several years. I remember Daughter, Sandman, KillerMuffin, and Mathgirl. Somehow we've managed to get along without a moderator.

I do think we could use a resident tattle-tell and the Chyoo could use a hall monitor.