AH Lurkers Anonymous

[velvetpie]

Hello, my name is VelvetPie and I'm an AH Lurker.

I like to hide in the shadows and witness the postings of other AHers. Sometimes, I respond but I mostly just read and remain hidden, safe in the anonymity that invisibility provides.

Fellow lurkers, announce yourselves and join others who prefer the comfort of the shadows (that Brinnie shit was superfun, though, eh?)

WELCOME, AH LURKERS!

 

[minsue]

Isn't replying kinda anti-lurker?

 

[oggbashan]

Welcome velvetpie.

We were all lurkers once and then we started posting...

Now some of us are addicted; some of us are insane; some of us have reverted to lurking; and some of us actually write stories and poems.

Og

 

[Samandiriel]

Isn't replying kinda anti-lurker?

Tattler.

I miss my lurking days, I should go back to them.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Now some of us are addicted; some of us are insane; some of us have reverted to lurking; and some of us actually write stories and poems.

Og

I fall into three of those categories.

 

[sophia jane]

I fall into three of those categories.

I'm not writing much, so I guess I only fit in two now.

SJ

 

[Guest]

Hello, my name is VelvetPie and I'm an AH Lurker.

I like to hide in the shadows and witness the postings of other AHers. Sometimes, I respond but I mostly just read and remain hidden, safe in the anonymity that invisibility provides.

Fellow lurkers, announce yourselves and join others who prefer the comfort of the shadows (that Brinnie shit was superfun, though, eh?)

WELCOME, AH LURKERS!

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And that's an impressive list of stories and poetry you're sharing with us, VelvetPie, all since early 2004.

http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=307079&page=submissions

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

_____

And that's an impressive list of stories and poetry you're sharing with us, VelvetPie, all since early 2004.

She's participating in the survivor contest. Did last year too.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Hello, my name is VelvetPie and I'm an AH Lurker.

I like to hide in the shadows and witness the postings of other AHers. Sometimes, I respond but I mostly just read and remain hidden, safe in the anonymity that invisibility provides.

Fellow lurkers, announce yourselves and join others who prefer the comfort of the shadows (that Brinnie shit was superfun, though, eh?)

WELCOME, AH LURKERS!

Used to be a lurker. Now I can't keep my mouth shut.

Welcome velvetpie!

 

[Guest]

She's participating in the survivor contest. Did last year too.

______

Kudos to her and all of you that have survived.

That's a lot of clicking and ticking (and masturbating?) at the keyboard to post that kind of production.

 

[velvetpie]

Can't masturbate at the keyboard. Kinda gets a little messy ... know what I mean?

I've always had an active imagination. My mother burned a bunch of my sex stories when I was 13. I promised her that I'd never write another sex story, then proceeded to write more, just made sure to be more careful to hide them. I don't know what it is but I sure like it ...

Of course it's against being a lurker to post but I don't want to remain a lurker forever.

 

[Guest]

Hello, my name is StSinner and I'm an AH lurker too...

Hmm, nice paradox in this thread. The only way to be a lurker is to not be a lurker. Wait, that's not right...

 

[cantdog]

I fall into three of those categories.

And some others, too...

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

If you truly knew what Lurkers were like . . .

http://www.terredioscuria.it/imgarticoli/lurker.jpg


. . . would you still want them to . . .

DE-LURK?​

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

And some others, too...

Oohh... others huh?

 

[blackhaus7]

If you truly knew what Lurkers were like . . .

http://www.terredioscuria.it/imgarticoli/lurker.jpg


. . . would you still want them to . . .

DE-LURK?​

Looks just like me, only I'm much, much larger.

 

[velvetpie]

Not enough soft parts to be a lurker that I'd be interested in.

 

[blackhaus7]

Not enough soft parts to be a lurker that I'd be interested in.

I have no soft parts.

 

[kendo1]

I've noticed a lot of lurkers coming out recently. Lurked here for years myself.

 

[fairysong]

Hello All!!!!

I just flying in to meet the lurkers

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . I just flying in to meet the lurkers. . .

Just a lurkee-loo, eh?

 

[velvetpie]

VB, you scare me!

 

[SeaCat]

Welcome velvetpie.

We were all lurkers once and then we started posting...

Now some of us are addicted; some of us are insane; some of us have reverted to lurking; and some of us actually write stories and poems.

Og

Guilty as charged! (On three at least.)

Cat

 

[fairysong]

Just a lurkee-loo, eh?

Now, how did you guess?

 

[gauchecritic]

Can't say as I ever lurked. I posted to a thread the first time I looked at the AH. I just can't get a handle on lurking.

Edited to add: Eyup to all lurkers