Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha---whew...

[4est_4est_Gump]

What happens when ponytailed defense attorney Ron Kuby gets mugged? He screams bloody murder, demands a police crackdown on the alleged assailant, and collaborates with reporters at the New York Daily News to raise the specter of hate crime charges. Here's the outline of the story, from the New York Post:

Michael Cook is charged with misdemeanor assault for allegedly clocking Kuby on West 23rd Street in mid-September. Kuby told cops he'd been walking near Cook and Cook's girlfriend, and the punch in the nose was his reward for objecting to the girlfriend's overheard anti-gay diatribe.

"I spend my life preventing most people from going to jail, but he's working very hard to go there," Kuby said of his accused assailant. "Sooner or later the warrant squad will wake him up very early in the morning and without a cup of coffee."

The lawyer famous for using every trick in the book to denigrate police and spring violent offenders back onto the street expects a different response from the system when he's the alleged victim of a minor crime -- in this case, a fistfight Kuby acknowledges instigating.

Read more: http://www.americanthinker.com/2012...nse_attorney_gets_mugged_1.html#ixzz29q0hhgep

 

[kbate]

What's your point?

That hate crime laws are stupid? I agree. Crime is crime, motive does not change the crime.

That irony smacked down terrror lawyer?

It appears to be a case of butthurt because he got a bruise and it made news because he is a fucktard.

I wonder what would have happened had he won the fight?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I bet he didn't have a horned toad to consult.


Shit I hear on the skreets ain't none of my bidness, and I need to mind it.


Getting in my grille is a game-changer.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

"A man is likely to mind his own business when it is worth minding. When it is not, he takes his mind off his own meaningless affairs by minding other people's business."
Eric Hoffer




I just love it when the guy who hates the pigs needs a cop.

"All they got from Paulie was protection from other guys looking to rip them off. That's what it's all about. That's what the FBI can never understand - that what Paulie and the organization offer is protection for the kinds of guys who can't go to the cops. They're like the police department for wiseguys. "

 

[Wat_Tyler]

All I want is to wet my beak . . . .


Of course, with this avatar, it takes on a slightly different meaning.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Yeah, it does not exactly scream Mopar...

 

[RobDownSouth]

[I just love it when the guy who hates the pigs needs a cop.

The guy is a trial lawyer who specializes in criminal defense.

How does that make him "hate the pigs", Tonto?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

There's a three-legged insulted mule joke lurking in there somewhere . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Isn't that, "Mayhem like me," from the commercials?

 

[kbate]

Young Fearless Felix gets a spanking.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Young Fearless Felix gets a spanking.

Ferris Buehler's Second Day Off

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Well, there just aren't enough crashed Model A's inline.


Or drunk horned toads, either.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ferris is behind the wheel...



The operative letters being WH-E-E!

 

[phrodeau]

The guy is a trial lawyer who specializes in criminal defense.

How does that make him "hate the pigs", Tonto?

He is described as ponytailed. That means he hates barbers.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

*shakeshead*

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I want to thank you,
For lettin' me be myself,

Agin!

 

[Bidin~Time]

I want to thank you,
For lettin' me be myself,

Agin!

could you be any other?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

could you be any other?

I was in the wrong car!
But it musta been the fast lane...

 

[cjh]

The guy is a trial lawyer who specializes in criminal defense.

How does that make him "hate the pigs", Tonto?

He probably has a less than warm relationship with the police. He was Kuntsler's protege.

You raise a valid point, though. Just because you expect the police to adhere to the Constitution does not mean that you do not value the police. Or that you don't expect them to do their job.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

He probably has a less than warm relationship with the police. He was Kuntsler's protege.

You raise a valid point, though. Just because you expect the police to adhere to the Constitution does not mean that you do not value the police. Or that you don't expect them to do their job.

When it is you...



Beer Summit???

I am sorry, but they behave "stupidly."

 

[cjh]

When it is you...



Beer Summit???

I am sorry, but they behave "stupidly."

Having an opinion and stating it is behaving stupidly?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Having an opinion and stating it is behaving stupidly?

The Chief takes it personally when people have opinions that differ from his own.

 

[cjh]

The Chief takes it personally when people have opinions that differ from his own.

He's an uppity fag lover, I suppose.

He deserved to be battered.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Having an opinion and stating it is behaving stupidly?

No, you have a great point there.



It is shooting first and aiming later...

 

[RobDownSouth]

He's an uppity fag lover, I suppose.

He deserved to be battered.

Not really. He wears his "recovering homosexual" and "recovering Democrat" badges proudly. Also his store bought "black belt".