Ah, fuck it! Life's too short.

[Black Tulip]

Thank you, BT. Now... could you pass me a tissue?

I hope CD isn't looking. LOL

http://iloveduckies.com/images/bathacc/devilduck-tissues-lg.jpg

 

[Guest]

I hope CD isn't looking. LOL

http://iloveduckies.com/images/bathacc/devilduck-tissues-lg.jpg

Bahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Oh, Ducky, Ducky... come here.

 

[The_Fool]

You know the words.....

 

[Guest]

You know the words.....

Yes, I do. Thank you, you gorgeous man, as always.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Who's your biggest fan???

Say it....


Say it.....


A...

B...

S....

doggamit do I have to spell it out for you?????







Charley.
I lied, she sucks.....It's me.....waving excitedly from the shore facing England.

 

[Guest]

Who's your biggest fan???

Say it....


Say it.....


A...

B...

S....

doggamit do I have to spell it out for you?????







Charley.
I lied, she sucks.....It's me.....waving excitedly from the shore facing England.

I love you, you crazy bitch.

 

[TheEarl]

Who's your biggest fan???

Say it....


Say it.....


A...

B...

S....

doggamit do I have to spell it out for you?????

<Abstruse very carefully concealing the fact that she doesn't know how to spell all of her name>

The Earl

 

[TheEarl]

Always among friends, darlin'!

Just let it all hang out!

I try to do that, but people keep...

Lou! Hands off! Ask before touching.

The Earl

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I love you, you crazy bitch.

I love you too...........it's time we stop playing these games and admit we are really two men in love.....Louis and Albert.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

<Abstruse very carefully concealing the fact that she doesn't know how to spell all of her name>

The Earl

It's true .....sob.....it's so damn true.........sob.

 

[Softouch911]

Ahhhh, whatsa matta, Sweet Stuff?



Have some Softouch

 

[Guest]

<Abstruse very carefully concealing the fact that she doesn't know how to spell all of her name>

The Earl

*snicker*

 

[TheEarl]

I love you too...........it's time we stop playing these games and admit we are really two men in love.....Louis and Albert.

Trying to think of the male equivalent of Lou's first name - Kato?

The Earl

 

[Guest]

I try to do that, but people keep...

Lou! Hands off! Ask before touching.

The Earl

Oh, I have to ask now, do I? You never said that the other night...

 

[Guest]

I love you too...........it's time we stop playing these games and admit we are really two men in love.....Louis and Albert.

I can't believe you let our secret out!

Oh well, I suppose it was about time...

 

[TheEarl]

Oh, I have to ask now, do I? You never said that the other night...

You lost your unasked touching privileges after that incident with the superglue and the 14lb kitten.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Ahhhh, whatsa matta, Sweet Stuff?



Have some Softouch

LOL! Ok, that was bloody funny and really did make me laugh out loud. Thank you.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I try to do that, but people keep...

Lou! Hands off! Ask before touching.

The Earl

LMAO! You need to go back to your old AV, babe. Tongues hang out, groping occurs...

 

[Guest]

Trying to think of the male equivalent of Lou's first name - Kato?

The Earl

Keith?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I can't believe you let our secret out!

Oh well, I suppose it was about time...

I was tired of using the ladies room all the time, sitting down like that has now given me a permanent hook.
Everytime I get a hardon it's like an elephant lifting it's trunk.

 

[The_Fool]

Hey Abs....Lou needs a spankin'........Administer please.

 

[Guest]

You lost your unasked touching privileges after that incident with the superglue and the 14lb kitten.

The Earl

Take that kitten comment back, or I'll be on your arse faster than a rat up a drainpipe.

 

[TheEarl]

Keith?

I think you're more of a Kato.

<adopts Peter Sellers accent>"Kato? Where are you my sneaky little friend. Kato??"</accent>

The Earl

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey Abs....Lou needs a spankin'........Administer please.

I'm on it babe.

 

[Guest]

I gotta go now, but thanks for making me laugh so much, you crazy fuckers.