AH Flame Thread - Flames Allowed This in Thread Only Per Admin

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny

Ah, well thank you for clarifying, though honestly I'm not going to decide anything. It's not in my place to judge.

Humor goes good with popcorn!
Right now I can't even decide if I should go out in the snow and get the 90% junk mail or wait till spring. Judging is honestly tough to decide.

 

[sr71plt]

Ah, well thank you for clarifying, though honestly I'm not going to decide anything. It's not in my place to judge.

I think you need to look up the meaning of the word "clarifying."

 

[ChloeTzang]

That was just actually my attempt at humor in just trying to be silly with the last question.

Oh, that's quite okay. I giggled at it. And no, I don't wear kimino's. They're japanese and I'm half vietnamese-chinese. The other half is polish from a generation or 4 ago. So I do have one Ao Dai (a vietnamese version of a chinese cheongsam) which my grandma got me way back when. I shall leave what I wear beneath open to speculation because you can have lots more fun that way.

As for Susan's imagination, well, okay then, whatever....

 

[OmnislashXX]

Oh, that's quite okay. I giggled at it. And no, I don't wear kimino's. They're japanese and I'm half vietnamese-chinese. The other half is polish from a generation or 4 ago. So I do have one Ao Dai (a vietnamese version of a chinese cheongsam) which my grandma got me way back when. I shall leave what I wear beneath open to speculation because you can have lots more fun that way.

As for Susan's imagination, well, okay then, whatever....

Visual representation:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/de/b3/1e/deb31ec7453d41f6fd79fba665c3376a.jpg

You should probably wear something underneath or it might be kinda itchy.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Freddie's stories have gotten better over the years, especially since they ended the survivors contest. A lot of writers stories have improved for the same reason.

His performance art on the other hand is just as bad as it ever was. He may now be playing a woman but it's still full on male freddie. Especially when he gets pissed off, then it is pure male from top to bottom.

I doubt that he is locked in this thread. he can probably post anywhere he wants but it's more dramatic this way.

By the way, Pilot, scouries number one alt was banned for posting the same posts in a dozen threads. Not scouries, just his alt. And there was a person called brinnie that was banned for posting scat pictures. That was what was so funny about freddie's scat thread.

As far as me being scouries, a female, and from NH. Ask Zeb about me. We met at a Litogether years ago. The AV and picture in my profile are both me. I live about 60 miles north of Houston and he lives in Houston. We're both in Texas.

I have one alt that I write lesbian stories under and a shared writing account. Other than those two, what you see is what you get. I don't even do anymouse.

Poor freddie, the more he rants the deeper he digs the hole.

Aha! I find it very interesting that you, a dyke woman, Madam Scouries, admits to having a lesbian alt while you continue to pretend that you're a man. And if I may ask, how long have these delusions of you thinking that you're a man instead of a lesbian woman continued?

Tell me about your mother. Did you like her? Did you love her? Did you imagine molding yourself in her image?

Tell me about your father. Did you like him? Did you love him? Did you imagine molding yourself in his image. Well, there you have it. You loved your father and not your mother. You wanted to be like him, dress like him, and even look like him.

I dare say you not only fooled yourself into believing that you're a man but you fool other men into believing that you weren't a woman. That would explain why Zeb thought you were a man. I see.

So, just to clarify what you wrote earlier. You wrote that Sr71plt was banned from posting on the Literotica forum boards for posting the same posts in a dozen threads? Interesting.

Isn't that same action what you used to do and what you were banned for doing...Madam Scouries? It's like you're talking about someone else when you are talking about you. Very strange. Very strange. I'm going to prescribe some medication to help you to relax.

"My God! I feel as if I'm talking to Norman Bates and Norma Bates at the same time."

Nonetheless your excuse that you're insane, Madam Scouries, it was still wrong for you to start that thread about dead babies. You need to apologize to all injured parties starting with me.

And by the way, how did you sneak in here? Big Louie, show Madam Scouries the way out to the curb. Be gentle with her. She's a lady, kind of, a little bit, not really, if you consider a dyke woman a lady.

"Ta ta, Madam Scouries. Have a wonderful day."

 

[SusanJillParker]

The moderator would have to respond on why the behavior is being handled this way--but I'm not aware of anyone having been banned for behavior on the AH.

To respond to one of your questions, though, Freddie is a good writer--a very good writer. Being a good writer does not prevent someone from being a rotten and/or mentally unstable person and using the writing for abuse, though.

You compliment me as being a good writer, a very good writer but then insult me as being rotten and/or mentally unstable.

Thank you for that compliment as well as that insult. As you know many great writers were misunderstood. Many great writers were ahead of their time. Many great writers were abused and thought less of when they were writing. No doubt, I'll be famous when I'm dead (lol).

They'll be a statute of my image in Boston Common. I'll have a tombstone at Copp's Hill Burial Ground on Charter and Snowhill Streets, the same cemetery where they buried the money from the famed Brink's robbery of the 50's. I'll finally be celebrated and revered as one of Boston's greatest writers in the way of Hawthorne, Emerson, and Melville.

Every time I walked down School Street to Washington Street in Boston, I could sense them walking with me, Hawthorne, Emerson, and Melville. Did you know they all hung out together? One can't help but feel them walking with you while walking through the Public Gardens before walking down the wide expanse of Commonwealth Avenue.

Even though I worked on Newbury Street for years, first for a furrier and then for a modeling agency, perhaps because I worked on Newbury Street for years, I preferred the quiet solitude of Commonwealth Avenue. But for the cars, there weren't a lot of people. Everyone preferred the busyness of Newbury Street, Boston's version of Rodeo Drive, a block over.

Me? I preferred walking by the famous Algonquin Club, the Harvard Club, and pausing in front of the old Hotel Vendome where nine firefighters were killed a month before I was born in June of 1972.

Looking up at the 200-year-old brownstones, it's hard not to feel that history and the energy that still haunts that street. I wrote my first novel while sitting on a bench in front of the Hotel Vendome. I miss Boston.

 

[ChloeTzang]

You compliment me as being a good writer, a very good writer but then insult me as being rotten and/or mentally unstable.

You don't help that picture with your posts.

 

[SusanJillParker]

You don't help that picture with your posts.

"That picture (lol)?"

Alas, I can only work with the images given to me. It's a big field and I'll take the ball and run with it, as long as I have something to field.

"Go long, Giselle. Go long," said Tom Brady when passing the football to his wife.

Now there's a woman, the last of the supermodels who took the ball and ran with it.

On her way to being a billionaire just because of her looks, she took the image given to her and ran with that to fame and fortune.

I do what little that I can do here with the sparse images that I have. Perhaps you'd like to give me an image that I can expound upon.

"I dare you to give me an image. I double dare you. Don't you wonder what I can write with the image you give me? In fairness, it must be in English and not Chinese. I can only write what I know."

 

[OmnislashXX]

"That picture (lol)?"

Alas, I can only work with the images given to me. It's a big field and I'll take the ball and run with it, as long as I have something to field.

"Go long, Giselle. Go long," said Tom Brady when passing the football to his wife.

Now there's a woman, the last of the supermodels who took the ball and ran with it.

On her way to being a billionaire just because of her looks, she took the image given to her and ran with that to fame and fortune.

I do what little that I can do here with the sparse images that I have. Perhaps you'd like to give me an image that I can expound upon.

"I dare you to give me an image. I double dare you. Don't you wonder what I can write with the image you give me? In fairness, it must be in English and not Chinese. I can only write what I know."

Here's the image:

http://lynnemarshall.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pumpkin-moon-300x211.jpg

 

[SusanJillParker]

You've all made it. Congratulations. You all have reason to be proud as in 10 years, I've never put anyone on ignore. Now, to unclutter my thread and to remove you all from my head, I'm banning the lot of you and will add more as you show yourselves as being disrespectful and mean to me.

Arngrim
Bramblethorn
ChloeTzang
Harryasaboy
lovecraft68
Hypoxia
Mavramorn
member9458
Nezhul
NOIRTRASH
OmnislashXX
patrickt1937
RubenR
sr71plt
TxRad

Please feel free to add your name to my ignore list. God bless you all. In was my honor to ignore your sick asses. I had a good time compiling my ignore list.

Thank you all for being part of my ignore list. Have a nice day. Love you. Kisses.

 

[ChloeTzang]

Well, with that Ignore list, I can see this as being a very quiet thread for you. But if its a monologue you're looking for, you go for it.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Gold Standard for a Fan Compliment

I receive lots of comments, compliments, and e-mails from fans. This was probably one of the best. Because it was so long, too long and with too much detail and quotes, I didn't post it in it's entirety.

For the record, I don't care if you read it or not. I don't care if you think that I wrote this and not someone else. If you're throwing poisonous shit at me again then, I don't care what you think. Make a shit comment and I'll add you to my ignore list.

* * * * *

Bitten by a vampire indeed. I think I have been by you. I don't ever do this but I felt I needed to write to tell you how your words carry such incredible power. I've been an occasional roamer of Literotica for years. Searching for a story or two to carry me away into another world of eroticism, to be captivated and enthralled for a time. I've developed a technique...I scan the first few paragraphs and if the author immediately launches into sex or locker room crudeness, I move on. I'm not looking to read porn. I prefer reading erotica.

Crudeness is not what I'm after. That's not eroticism. How many nights I couldn't find anything appealing to me, and gave up, I can't count, only to return a week or two later to try again. I discovered your prose just the other night. Wow. Bitten by a vampire indeed. SusanJillParker, finally, I've found my favorite.

Masterful stuff. SJP, a pseudonym perhaps? A famous author perhaps in another genre, another world, and writing under another name. Then, I remember reading that you said that this was the real you writing under your real name. Wow.

I've only just begun, but I've read a few of your short stories. Well, more than a few...for several nights in a row and now, it's suddenly 2 am. I did scan my way down to your commentaries, and your poetry. You give away a great deal of yourself.

I read "Why Do I Write Erotica? Extremely intense. But you know, despite how experiences forced upon you and how you write them in such erotic tone and visual detail, I felt no sexual excitement. Rather, I felt the wrath of a protective parent. I don't even know you and I felt that parental protection for you, my dear.

Your other "Why Do I..." I had to stop. I'll return and read more later. Bit by bit. Too intense. Too extreme. As much as you are an amazing writer, you are an amazing survivor. How can anyone fully understand you?

But even in those descriptions of such intense pathos, your writing style is so consistently evident. Of the half dozen stories I've so far read, there is such consistency in your style, but also your personal life seems woven throughout.

The continued thread though your stories, and in some of your poems convince me that you are real. Anonymity has become such a great deceiver. What do we believe? We have to choose I suppose. I was particularly moved by, "So Thankful for Him"...and by your spirituality.

But your eroticism. I find I relinquish control of myself to your words. I have to say that my most incredible experience so far has been "A Slow Hand and a Woman's Touch". The tension you create results in a level of eroticism like nothing I've ever read and/or experienced. You put me there in the room with you, not as a voyeur, but as a character. Wow.

I read with great interest, and not without sadness, "Who is the Writer SJP?" I'm sure I'll read it again several times. There is much to digest and to absorb. Why would I want to know you when I've never met you? Certainly gaining just a bit of understanding of another human being is enlightening, and in your essay you seem to welcome that.

But also how knowing a more about you relates to your writing style. To me there is nothing more thrilling than experiencing the fantasy of a single person in a voyeuristic sort of way and to return them from that particular person. Wow.

Your writings exhibit a great deal of very sophisticated thought. You set the standard, the parameters, even the rules, for erotic prose. They develop, by crafted intent to raise the tension and create anticipation. Phrases are repeated and interspersed for emphasis and for erotic intent. It's all very cerebral and as a result so very powerful. I particularly was taken by your humility amid a great intellect that you so lucidly demonstrate. This is a very rare combination, I believe, in our world and culture of wanting everything fast and now.

I think you suggested your emphasis on incestuous themes well...the excitement is about someone else. for me I think much of the eroticism comes when there is a disconnect from the reality. (But then you may be coming more from reality than I.) I've never had the literal experience of an incestuous relationship nor the desire for one, for that matter, but ignoring without thinking through the reality of it leaves within an almost innocence in the step-wise progression through increasing levels of eroticism. Nonetheless, my lack of experience with incest, I find the way that you write them extremely erotic.

So tonight, again, I'll reconnect with you in a few more of your stories. I can't begin to imagine the time and effort you put in your writing. You obviously love what you do, and you've accomplished so much. You are so very talented. Now, knowing a bit more about you, your stories will impact me and be valued even more. Thank you.

Bitten by a vampire.

 

[OmnislashXX]

But I wasn't being mean to you. Didn't you ask for an image that you could write about?

 

[SusanJillParker]

This is really awkward, embarrassing even but you are no longer welcome here OmnislashXX.

I have you on ignore. Sorry.

Perhaps, if you prove that you can behave better and be more respectful, I'll read what you write but for now, I won't.

You'd be better suited to post at TxRad aka NHRad aka Madam Scouries coffee shop thread.

"Have a nice day and be careful the door doesn't hit you in your ass on your way out. Big Louie, show her the door."

 

[sr71plt]

If you truly had her on ignore, Freddie, you wouldn't have responded to her post. I think it's a great idea for you to truly (not faking it) put us all on ignore. We only respond to posts to point out to other forum readers the falseness of your claimed gender and experiences. We're speaking to other readers, not you--you know you're lying; we don't have to inform you of that. But if you truly ignored our posts, you wouldn't have a basis to run off on your mentally unstable and abusive diatribes, and we'd all save time and effort, including you. So, ignore away--but actually do it. Don't lie about doing it. As in this case, you make it so obvious you're not ignoring anyone.

 

[SusanJillParker]

This is really awkward, embarrassing even, sr71plt aka James Johnson but you are no longer welcome in my thread. Sorry.

I apologize for any inconvenience I may have caused. Please go bother someone else.

"Louie, he's here again. Kick his gay ass to the curb.

Oh, and as I usually do before shunning him and turning my back on him, give him some quarters to ride the mechanical plan in front of the supermarket.

Goodbye pretend pilot. Good bye. I won't miss you."

 

[SusanJillParker]

Just a friendly reminder for those of you who have not seen my ignore list. The list is below and will be updated daily.

You've all made it. Congratulations. You all have reason to be proud as in 10 years posting here, I've never put anyone on ignore. Now, to unclutter my thread and to remove you all from my head, I'm banning the lot of you and will add more as you show yourselves as being disrespectful and mean to me.

Arngrim
Bramblethorn
ChloeTzang
Harryasaboy
lovecraft68
Hypoxia
Mavramorn
member9458
Nezhul
NOIRTRASH
OmnislashXX
patrickt1937
RubenR
sr71plt
TxRad

Please feel free to add your name to my ignore list. God bless you all. In was my honor to ignore your sick asses. I had a good time compiling my ignore list.

Thank you all for being part of my ignore list. Have a nice day. Love you. Kisses.

 

[TxRad]

But I wasn't being mean to you. Didn't you ask for an image that you could write about?

You really thought that question was real? Nope, just more performance art for the sake of bullshit. If you don't feed a troll, they shrink and sink to the depths of the Lit basement.

The ignore list is just more of the same. JBJ does the same thing all the time. Neither of those two would dare put anyone on ignore, they might miss some attention.

 

[ChloeTzang]

But I wasn't being mean to you. Didn't you ask for an image that you could write about?

You made fun of Susan. Thats not allowed. But she's not really ignoring you.

 

[sr71plt]

This is really awkward, embarrassing even, sr71plt aka James Johnson but you are no longer welcome in my thread. Sorry.

There you go. The whole "putting this list on ignore" is just another facet of your attention-obsessed performance art. But knock yourself out. We'd all benefit if you did put this list of people on ignore and not tee off on them outrageously--which you wouldn't do if you didn't read their posts and which probably would mean that they wouldn't have as many posts to set off your lunacy in the first place.

 

[SusanJillParker]

What the in the Hell? What the Hell was that? I thought I heard footsteps followed by a knock. This is the third time I thought I heard a noise like someone was on the stairs and trying to get in my thread.

"Beat it! Scram! Get lost! You aren't welcome here. Be gone with you."

I'm just glad that I had the forethought to post that ignore sign on the front door. Those who appear on the below list are not welcome to post here. You are on ignore. Per order of management, SusanJillParker, my brother Big Louie will kick your trouble making asses to the curb.

Arngrim
Bramblethorn
ChloeTzang
Harryasaboy
lovecraft68
Hypoxia
Mavramorn
member9458
Nezhul
NOIRTRASH
OmnislashXX
patrickt1937
RubenR
sr71plt
TxRad

There, this warning should keep out all the riffraff and the undesirables. I'm sick of the same people trying to post to my thread only to start trouble.

I don't bother anyone. I mind my own business. I keep to myself. I usually only post to my own thread yet, the same troublemakers follow me around the board.

Ah...this is so much better. Just listen to the quiet without all the yakking.

 

[sr71plt]

You don't seem to understand what "ignore" means, Freddie. What a surprise.

 

[SusanJillParker]

"Big Louie. Go out front to see what all that racket is on the stairs."

"It's that gay guy. He's balling his eyes out because he's on your ignore list. He keeps apologizing and saying that he's sorry for being such a troublemaker. What should I do, Susan?

"Louie. WTF? You're 6'9" tall and 360 pounds. What size shoes do you take, Louie?"

"I take a size 20," said Big Louie. "Why?"

"I realize he'll probably enjoy it but go bury your foot in his ass and kick his gay ass down the stairs.

"Okay, Susan," said Big Louie.

"Ow! God damn it. You kicked me down a flight of stairs," said sr71plt. "It I didn't enjoy having a size 20 shoe in my ass, that would really hurt."

 

[sr71plt]

Certifiably bonkers.

 

[SusanJillParker]

I have no idea what you're writing and don't care.

Thank you for keeping my thread on top. That's very nice of you.

Keep adding nonsensical comments every few minutes.