AH Fashion Police

[Edward Teach]

What's a banana clip?

 

[slyc_willie]

What's wrong with a muu-muu? They are probably very comfortable, especially in the heat. They're not sexy, but so what?

Maybe it's just my sick imagination, but every time I see some fat old lady in a mu-mu, I can't help but think she's got nothing else on underneath.

*shudders*

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

What's a banana clip?

There are two types:


http://www.todaystylist.com/banana_333H_wing.jpg

http://www.lataco.com/taco/wp-content/uploads/aksmall.jpg


This is just a hunch, you understand, but odds are the ones designed to hold hair, not 7.62 mm ammo, is the type in question.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[slyc_willie]

There are two types:


http://www.todaystylist.com/banana_333H_wing.jpg

http://www.lataco.com/taco/wp-content/uploads/aksmall.jpg


This is just a hunch, you understand, but odds are the ones designed to hold hair, not 7.62 mm ammo, is the type in question.

Rumple Foreskin

LOL

Strangely enough, they both turn me on . . . in different ways

 

[glynndah]

But I like wearing....

*looks around and backs very quietly out of the thread*

 

[Boxlicker101]

Maybe it's just my sick imagination, but every time I see some fat old lady in a mu-mu, I can't help but think she's got nothing else on underneath.

*shudders*

I don't know if anybody else here remembers the sack dress from the fifties. Supposedly, they were sexless, but they had that same effect on me when I saw a woman wearing one. I've ALWAYS had a dirty, twisted mind.

 

[slyc_willie]

I don't know if anybody else here remembers the sack dress from the fifties. Supposedly, they were sexless, but they had that same effect on me when I saw a woman wearing one. I've ALWAYS had a dirty, twiated mind.

So you know my pain

No, I don't remember sack dresses, but I do remember those glow-in-the-dark Coca-Cola bell bottoms that were briefly (and thankfully so) popular toward the end of the 70s.

Shit. I actually wanted a pair . . . .

 

[starrkers]

I remember them...shutting up now.

 

[Vermilion]

LOL. Either flip-flops, sandals, or if you must, sneakers without socks. Someone on television said that men shouldn't wear capri pants, but I think if you're either European or a porn star, or both, you can pull it off.

The fiance wears tan 'capri pants' (or cut offs as we call them) with flip flops or sliders - he looks very surfer chic in them.
x
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[Chantilyvamp]

*giggles* I start the thread and i have been busted on one thing i was wearing yesterday... black lace bottom footless tights with green army mini-skirt over and black tank top

Course i wasnt wearing slouch spike heeled boots with it just sandals...so that has to get some of my cool points back Either way had the desired affect on the husband.

 

[Boxlicker101]

*giggles* I start the thread and i have been busted on one thing i was wearing yesterday... black lace bottom footless tights with green army mini-skirt over and black tank top

Course i wasnt wearing slouch spike heeled boots with it just sandals...so that has to get some of my cool points back Either way had the desired affect on the husband.

If you continue to dress like your AV, you won't get many complaints, except maybe from Pat Robertson or those of his ilk.

 

[bluebell]

If Diane Keaton did it, that doesn't mean you should

Linebacker shoulder pads (or any shoulder pads)...on women. Particularly the kind sewn into plaid rayon dresses that even muu-muu ladies would know better than to wear.
(And, eww with the commando muu-muu ladies. *barfy smiley* I know what you mean, Slyc)

Good rule of thumb: if it's a shoulder pad big enough to hold a full-on banana split sundae, that's bad.
Step away from the foam.

 

[slyc_willie]

*giggles* I start the thread and i have been busted on one thing i was wearing yesterday... black lace bottom footless tights with green army mini-skirt over and black tank top

Hell, I still wear jeans that are just a wee bit tight and have a tendency to roll up the sleeves on my T-shirts, so that they stop just below the shoulder.

 

[Dar~]

*giggles* I start the thread and i have been busted on one thing i was wearing yesterday... black lace bottom footless tights with green army mini-skirt over and black tank top

Course i wasnt wearing slouch spike heeled boots with it just sandals...so that has to get some of my cool points back Either way had the desired affect on the husband.

You are exempt from all the above criticisms of fashion.
I just saw these two girls at the bar last weekend and my gawd, they were so young and they were wearing spike shiny patent heels and footless tights with lace at the bottom and they looked like members of a white trash bash.

 

[cloudy]

You are exempt from all the above criticisms of fashion.
I just saw these two girls at the bar last weekend and my gawd, they were so young and they were wearing spike shiny patent heels and footless tights with lace at the bottom and they looked like members of a white trash bash.

Didn't that style go out when Desperately Seeking Susan flopped?

 

[SeaCat]

LOLOLOL

Okay I think I will play.

My neighbor who many of you have already heard is about five feet tall and five and a half feet wide just loves to wear Spandex Bike Shorts and either Tube Tops or Bikini Tops. *shudder*

Going to some of the local beaches in late winter we are often greeted by the sight of people from the far north. This is not a problem except that many of them have more body hair than a Silverback. They also choose to wear Thongs. (Both male and female.) (Think Sasquatch in a Bikini.)

Now lets get into some of the others. Guys, the crotch of your pants doesn't belong down around you knees and your beltline is not below your hip bones. Oh and girls, I can understand the wearing of loose shirts for their comfort, but when you are maybe five feet tall and weigh one hundred pounds wearing a 3x T-Shirt doesn't quite cut it. (Well maybe if you were planning on wearing it to bed, but wearing it out in public?) Especially if you accesoise this with lots of earings and bangles. I'm sorry but it makes you look like you've been shopping out of the Goodwill Bins at night and couldn't read the size labels.

Cat

 

[slyc_willie]

Long John tops with full sleeves, and a T-shirt over them have simply got to go. I don't know who invented this 'whiny white boy' garb, but it might possibly be the most annoying style on the planet.

 

[SeaCat]

Long John tops with full sleeves, and a T-shirt over them have simply got to go. I don't know who invented this 'whiny white boy' garb, but it might possibly be the most annoying style on the planet.

LOLOL Almost as bad as Flannel Shirts and Shorts.

Another one I love is Shorts and Combat Style Boots.

Another is the Mini Skirt worn under a mens button shirt that is not tucked in.

Cat

 

[Boxlicker101]

You are exempt from all the above criticisms of fashion.
I just saw these two girls at the bar last weekend and my gawd, they were so young and they were wearing spike shiny patent heels and footless tights with lace at the bottom and they looked like members of a white trash bash.

Were they too young to be in the bar?

 

[slyc_willie]

Another one I love is Shorts and Combat Style Boots.

Cat

No, worse -- girls in long dresses with combat boots. Just WTF are they trying to say? What, are they in the process of transitioning from goth to mainstream?

 

[Dar~]

Didn't that style go out when Desperately Seeking Susan flopped?

*insert eerie close encounters voice* It's Ba-ack!
okay, I love wearing thermals under my T-shirts.
And to the mens button ups over a miniskirt, all I have to say is watch the "man, i feel like a woman" video of Shania Twain's. Whew!