After you pick yourself up off the bathroom floor, what do you do?

[KillerMuffin]

Okay boys n girls, what would you do if you suddenly found yourself a member of the opposite sex? One morning you wake up normal as can be, look in the mirror, rubbing your face and discover thats not you, but some person of the opposite sex? After you pick yourself up off the bathroom floor what do you do? How do you think you would feel? What would your s/o, kids, dogs, car, mailman, whateva do? What would you want to look like? Who would you immediately want to have sex with?

The very first thing I would do, would probably be to put on a pair of shorts and some shoes and go running through the neighborhood without a shirt on, without getting smacked in the face by the bewbies. Such heady freedom you guys have, all that half nudity you can enjoy all the time!!!

 

[Expertise]

First off it would be a long time before I actually left the house....new toys are very entertaining.

Second I would break numerous traffic laws screaming down to our local gay bar and give new meaning to the phrase "cheap slut" with the first lesbian I ran in to.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I wish -

I wish I could become a woman (of the same relative caliber - in looks and attitude that I am now as a male) for a short period of time.

What would I do? Get laid of course! And easily too. I'd attempt multiples simply to revel in them.

Who know's? Might be so much fun I wouldn't go back.

 

[Rosebud]

hopefully it will be winter...I would run outside and write my name in the snow, then go sit on the couch with my hands in my pants and hog the remote...LOL

 

[Bobtoad777]

i would probably jump all around excited until i noticed the new boos on me stop and start caressing them, then i would nitice my new vagina and realize i was in heaven cause at last i finally got pussy one way or another

 

[Rosebud]

oh bobtoad you are just sooo cute. now tell me where is the pic of you people were talking about?

 

[Bobtoad777]

just click on the little red house with the www beside it but incase it doesnt work here it is http://www.geocities.com/bobtoad777

 

[Rosebud]

damn you are a cutie...never had a virgin before...damn

 

[Bobtoad777]

welcoming all takers of my virginity rosebud

 

[Endlessly]

I'd probably stare at my penis for a good long time, play with it, et cetera. I'm endlessly fascinated by penises, they're so interesting. Once the novelty wore off (assuming it does?) I'd call up my first crush, who happened to be gay. Then I'd desperately hope I was hot enough to find a gorgeous chick.. But I'd probably be bisexual, because of my oral fixation.

 

[CreamyLady]

I really don't think I'd be a very good man, so I'd have to save my pennies for surgery.

 

[Cheri]

Pee standing up numerous times followed quickly by masturbating and trying to hit the ceiling with ejaculate...probably not possible, but I'd like to try. Then I'd head out to a strip club and pay the most beautiful woman there to give me a lap dance. After that, I'd like to promptly be changed back cause being a woman is way more fun.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I don't know -

Lady of Cream - if you had a penis - I'd love to give it a try - but only with you.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

WOW Know I don't want to be a man since I found out what Todd looks like!

But if I had to change I think I too would write my name in the snow with pee. Scratch my balls all the time in front of women and go to the bar and see if I could come up with some good pick up lines. LOL

 

[teresafannin]

Bob/Todd is cute, huh? I want to see a more recent picture on that site. If I woke up as a man, I would do all the guy stuff I have watched my guys do-pee against the wall, scratch a lot, try a lame line to pick up a girl, not very creative, I'm, afraid.

 

[Naked Hunny]

If i were a man!!

Id piss standing up!! Never have to worry about those stupid germs on the toilet seat again!!

Id learn to procrastinate!! Men are extremely good at that!!

Id drink the milk out of the carton and put it in the fridge empty!!

Use paper plates and plastic forks to avoid doing dishes!!

Masturbate!! Maybe id learn a few more things about pleasing men!!

Pick up some cute lil woman at a bar!! Id probably do better than most men do!! Women know what women want remember!!

Yea i think thats it!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

hey girls thanks for all th compliments there are really starting to go to my head. AS for more recent pics they are pretty much my most recent pics under a year old. but i will try to get some more for my adoring fans

 

[Never]

Eww. I'd shave. Men in my family look like red fured wookies.

 

[Bushido71XS]

First off it would be a long time before I actually left the house....new toys are very entertaining.

Second I would break numerous traffic laws screaming down to our local gay bar and give new meaning to the phrase "cheap slut" with the first lesbian I ran in to.

Hey Exp,
Don't forget the spin cycle on the washing machine!!!!!! LOL

 

[RonG]

First thing I would do is hop back into the aquarium. I better damn well be a goldfish to have undergone this transformation.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Eww. I'd shave. Men in my family look like red fured wookies.

LMAO! The mental picture I have right now is not a pretty site.

 

[OUTSIDER]

OK people we are through the looking glass here but lets run with it.
I'm afraid as clever as Ilike to think I am I would have to go and get laid just to see if the grass is greener on the other side of the fence or if you women do hav a rough deal.

 

[Carl East]

Personally, I've always wondered what an orgasm feels like for a woman. So the first thing I'd do, after the shock of course, would be to produce one. And trust me, I'd know how.lol

Carl.

 

[MistressSin]

it would be a blessing

I've always had seriuos penis envy! I woud do anything and everything I could with it! How new and exciting it would be!

 

[Gingersnap]

Hey Carl what happens if you're frigid..... Me I would look up Roger who would also be checking the new situation out and chat him up then rip off his knickers and practice our piano exercises. That is if he will play baseball with me.