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Svenskaflicka
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A couple of days. A week. If it's close to deadline for a big contest, even more.
Quasimodem
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Submission Delay Factors
Since you sent the MS as an attached Word Doc, rather than in the input form, the average is about seven days.
But, give or take a few days, depending upon how well Laurel & Manu celebrated the New Year.
Since you sent the MS as an attached Word Doc, rather than in the input form, the average is about seven days.
But, give or take a few days, depending upon how well Laurel & Manu celebrated the New Year.
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TheEarl
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That'll make it go quicker, but now that you've submitted a story, you've entered The Curved Time of Lit Authors.
The theory states that a story will only be posted when you stop checking every half an hour to see whether it's been accepted. Time tends to slow down the more you check. Scientific fact (or something).
The Earl
The theory states that a story will only be posted when you stop checking every half an hour to see whether it's been accepted. Time tends to slow down the more you check. Scientific fact (or something).
The Earl
gauchecritic
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Dilation
...And of course the reverse effect,
knowing you have all afternoon to yourself and deciding to have a 'self-fulfilling' session whilst watching a video and your spouse/partner walks in two hours early just as you get to the vinegar stroke.
Gauche
...And of course the reverse effect,
knowing you have all afternoon to yourself and deciding to have a 'self-fulfilling' session whilst watching a video and your spouse/partner walks in two hours early just as you get to the vinegar stroke.
Gauche
Madame Manga
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I know I've heard that somewhere...
But I can't recall where. Nice expression, at any rate...
MM
But I can't recall where. Nice expression, at any rate...
MM
Natural Born Eros
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As taken from the Viz website. "vinegar strokes n. Of males on the job, the final climactic stages of intercourse or masturbation. As in: “Would you believe it? The phone rang just as I was getting onto the vinegar strokes”. From the similar facial expression associated with sipping vinegar."
While we're on the subject, this entire book is fantastic:"Roger's Profanisaurus" - a complete list of euphemisms, phrases, rude words, etc. Unfortunately, it IS as childish as it sounds, but don't let that put you off. It's a great laugh for all Brits, and required reading for the rest of you poor buggers who have to try and interpret us...
Happy reading
Eros
While we're on the subject, this entire book is fantastic:"Roger's Profanisaurus" - a complete list of euphemisms, phrases, rude words, etc. Unfortunately, it IS as childish as it sounds, but don't let that put you off. It's a great laugh for all Brits, and required reading for the rest of you poor buggers who have to try and interpret us...
Happy reading
Eros
gauchecritic
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Profanisaurus
Except for the words to do with No 2s (and No1s) and definitely not the No3s, excepting that thou then move onto No 4s. (uh-oh... how did the Python get in here?)
Gauche
Except for the words to do with No 2s (and No1s) and definitely not the No3s, excepting that thou then move onto No 4s. (uh-oh... how did the Python get in here?)
Gauche
