Affectionate tributes to the Queen?

[GrushaVashnadze]

Her late Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was reportedly fun-loving and irreverent (particularly in her young carefree princess days), had a wicked sense of humour, and was a superb mimic. All these traits influenced my portrayal of another famous princess in my story

The Princess and the Cuntsman, or, Snow White and the Seven Dildos

https://literotica.com/s/the-princess-and-the-cuntsman

I hope you will find this, my hommage to Her Majesty, though cheeky, genuinely affectionate.

Has anyone else written any affectionate - even if irreverent - tributes to the Queen?

 

[ElectricBlue]

I wrote this little scene in my story The Fantastic Hotel Part 2

The mantis, being a tidy fellow and the money on the floor all untidy, put most of the notes away in several capacious pockets. The beetle played a more symbolic game and tucked a few high denominations into her brassiere, where the Queen's eye rested against a hard nipple.

"I'll bet Liz never copped such an eyeful," quipped the mantis, not expecting a knighthood any time soon.

"She's a woman of the world, I'm sure," the beetle replied. "And not completely disinterested."

"You're thinking of her sister," remarked the mantis, wondering how far it was to the palace.

"Perhaps I am," said the lady beetle, thinking a tiara would do well in the market, provided a buyer didn't expect too much provenance or genuine documentation; although a good forgery might do it. She knew an octopus who was good with ink, even if his tentacles were rapacious and found every tight crease and her crevice.

 

[Voboy]

Ahem.

I'm not sure "affectionate tributes," as the term is commonly understood on Lit, would be altogether appropriate, under the circumstances.

 

[JGittes]

Ahem.

I'm not sure "affectionate tributes," as the term is commonly understood on Lit, would be altogether appropriate, under the circumstances.

I tend to agree, but after appropriate mourning, I have some thoughts about a spectral poker welcoming game in the Royal Vault in St. George's Chapel. Henry VIII is interred above in the Quire and is indignant at not being invited. 'Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter' antics ensue.