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Silly Ole Bear
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The Larry Toll Tax was set up at three different bridges throughout the Enchanted forest here. Nothing too expensive, pretty decent for his upkeep and general labor of th bridges themselves. They were good quality work, Northwestern pine, doubled nailed, pefectly leve, able to hold either 4 regular folk, two monster types, or a cart filled with goods for the market.
Simple Simon compliment him several times.
The toll was run by the ex-comminucated dwarves of the forest. Apparently, there was some argument over mining rights, but they were hard workers and took shifts so that Larry's Tolls were guarded twenty four hours a day.
Larry himself only resided in one bridge. His own bridge, where he sat in his comfortable lounge chair watching last Sunday's highlights on ESPN.
This bridge didn't have a toll, or a sign, or anything warning it. A simple road from the forest came to the bridge, and then on the other side was the brightest greenest prettiest meadow one ever did see, filled with flowers and bushes and grass so soft, you'd think it was made of silk.
Larry made it look that way. He was out there three hours a day working, planting, reseeding. Water, fertilizer, Miracle Gro, those little lady bug things which killed all the aphids.
Come on, little goats.... you fucking little pieces of shit... come on!
He sat there, under his bridge, eating a tofurkey sandwich and waiting, waiting patiently for the trip trop trip trop of little goat feet...
Or something, anything to cross his own personal bridge.
Simple Simon compliment him several times.
The toll was run by the ex-comminucated dwarves of the forest. Apparently, there was some argument over mining rights, but they were hard workers and took shifts so that Larry's Tolls were guarded twenty four hours a day.
Larry himself only resided in one bridge. His own bridge, where he sat in his comfortable lounge chair watching last Sunday's highlights on ESPN.
This bridge didn't have a toll, or a sign, or anything warning it. A simple road from the forest came to the bridge, and then on the other side was the brightest greenest prettiest meadow one ever did see, filled with flowers and bushes and grass so soft, you'd think it was made of silk.
Larry made it look that way. He was out there three hours a day working, planting, reseeding. Water, fertilizer, Miracle Gro, those little lady bug things which killed all the aphids.
Come on, little goats.... you fucking little pieces of shit... come on!
He sat there, under his bridge, eating a tofurkey sandwich and waiting, waiting patiently for the trip trop trip trop of little goat feet...
Or something, anything to cross his own personal bridge.