Advice on the Net

[Guest]

Have you ever gone to one of those advice sites and spilled your guts to a complete stranger? If you have... did you do what they told you to? Did they give you good advice? If you actually went by it... did it work?

Would you recommend it to someone else?

 

[Angel]

No.

 

[Guest]

I wanted to 'give' advice on a site that was popular back a few years ago....... so I sent in their little form thing.... and waited anxiously for a reply. Months went by......and I had forgotten all about it..... until there was a response in my email.....

The response is what pissed me off. They wanted proof that I was female. and no a birth certificate or a picture wouldn't do. So I wondered 'what the hell do you send to these people?' I asked this question and I never got a response back......

 

[Angel]

A phone call?

 

[MrBates]

Volunteers

Jaded....I volunteer.
You can give me all the advice you want!!!

MrB

 

[Guest]

If I could've found the number....I would have

 

[MinkSoul]

send them a map of your chromasomes and highlight the 26th pair...

 

[CoolCucumber]

Jaded...I believe you're a female. And you can give me advice anytime.

-CoolCucumber

 

[Guest]

I don't even think nude pictures would've worked..

and ok guys... gimme your problems lol

 

[MysteryJKR]

*hugs Jaded* thats just for wanting to help people out.

I.. Have given out a million hours of advice and i mean it. hehe. I have AOL and used to go into advice chats and help people all night for hours on end, and I am the one everyone of my friends goes to for some reason. They say im all good at it. I enjoy it for the most part.... until it gets to a point where I care a ton about those people and get all stressed about em. But still.

So yep. Leave me outa this thead. hehe. but you go hun. Have fun. help out some folks.

 

[morninggirl5]

Good evening Jaded,

I need advice on how to break my addiction to internet bulletin boards. HEEELLLLLPPPPPPP!

 

[Guest]

hmm


well...... in my opinion...there is no way to do that LOL

unless you can get your own horrible little troll and they scare you away from the board.......

Or you get into a romance with someone on here and it goes awfully wrong and they spread rumors about you and then you don't want to come back....


but there is a SMALL chance that you might get bored... lol

 

[morninggirl5]

hmm


well...... in my opinion...there is no way to do that LOL

unless you can get your own horrible little troll and they scare you away from the board.......

Or you get into a romance with someone on here and it goes awfully wrong and they spread rumors about you and then you don't want to come back....


but there is a SMALL chance that you might get bored... lol

well, no trolls in sight.... i guess I'm not that important

no romance in sight either


and not bored in the least...

guess I'm incurable

 

[LordMagicMan]

Jaded,
What advice do you have to offer. I can make up some problems to tell you if you want... Anything to make a friend feel important.

 

[Guest]

awwww


you mean you don't have any real problems???


then maybe you should be the one giving advice

 

[LordMagicMan]

Oh I have my problems. But I bury them deep inside to fester and hopefully die...

 

[Guest]

doing that never works

I definately know that from experience.
it helps to get things out.....then and only then can you put them behind you and move on

 

[LordMagicMan]

Does your advice come with free gropes and the worse the problem the better the gropes? If so I'll tell you anything you want to hear

 

[Guest]

hugs are free...

gropes cost more

 

[LordMagicMan]

*hands jaded a handful of 1 dollar bills* Is this enough? Its all I got and I really need something to grope