Advice on Anal play while masterbating

what size are we talking of anal play? I know my g/f likes household items up there that work very well but I need to know what girth are you wanting?
 
Ok, so have you seen those vibrating razors? I remember the day they hit the shelves. People were calling into the morning radio show saying how they could be used for masturbation. It didn't take long for people to find a use for that little vibrating wonder. That's what came to mind when I read your question.
 
collegeteenm19 said:
thanks, im looking for something that doesnt make noise though (roomates lol)
How about a nice quiet butt plug you can find at any adult store or online adult site if thats your pleasure. They don't even squeek when you squeeze your butt cheeks together.
 
One discreet item that might help you out is a wooden 'massage' device. It has a handle with two ball shaped wheels at one end.

An innocent friend bought one for me as part of a massage gift pack, with some oil and a small book about massage for health. It wasn't until I took it out and held it upright by the balls, and not the handle, giving her a knowing look, that it dawned on her what the 'dual purpose' of this little device was. She was terribly embarrassed, but I have to say that I've never used it for massaging anything, except my asshole.

Anyway, the point is that if you share a room with someone who may go through your stuff and you don't want something obviously for ass sex lying around, this is a useful little gizmo. Don't worry about getting splinters from the wood either (OUCH!) as it is smoothly varnished. It's not too big either. I'm not sure where you can get these but a little net searching might prove fruitful.

Also there are some good kitchen implements that can be used. The pestle part of a pestle and mortar is good because it usually has a small bulb on the handle, and the large pestle base. Keep it clean, but conveniently lubed by using a lubed condom over it. (And don't use a flat mate's equipment, that's just bad manners).
 
ok, youve convinced me, what WITH LUBE can I use around the house for anal play? again, NOT a type of food.
 
Does anyone know of any household lubes that work well and dont dry out very easily? Vegetable oil? What about hand lotion or vaseline?
 
I used to masturbate anally in the bathtub - water is a decent lube, and there's plenty of it in the tub. Roommates also tend not to question what's going on when you're in a bath. The bathroom fan also masks out any splashy noises.
 
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