Advice anyone?
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Aquagal
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How would anyone know you, you've made 7 posts and none in the GB
Let him go, you'll feel like roomies soon enough.
SkAoUt
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Yes, we were all sad to see you leave the lifestyle. Many threads were devoted to discussing, ad nauseam, your departure. The donkeys were relieved. One could tell when they returned to feeding at regular times. Flo and Max, the midgets were most upset and haven't been heard from in quite some time. The gimp died soon after your exit. No one could discern if it was your leaving or the cancerous tumour on its neck that did it in. Its burial location is not known. I'm sorry.
My advice is to not introduce donkeys so soon when meeting a vanilla mate. Wait a few weeks. I suspect that is what is up with your dryness. He rejected the donkeys didn't he?!?
My advice is to not introduce donkeys so soon when meeting a vanilla mate. Wait a few weeks. I suspect that is what is up with your dryness. He rejected the donkeys didn't he?!?
cleaver
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you could turn off your electric porn machines...
take a walk.
go dark for a few weeks.
start taking the long stroke,
not the quick ones.
cranberry juice.
there are some supplements you can take too.
kill all your bookmarks.
liberate your e-porn.
make love to your own hosiery.
massage mid amber maple syrup (not the expensive hotel grade)
massage it into the undersides of your nipples...
then just breathe your sweetened self in.
breathing is a big part of this.
2 brand new wooden spring clip clothes pins can do wonders in a pinch.
smoked meats and cheeses.
i know most of this stuff is intuitive, but there's a list somewhere if you need it.
oh yeah. you could always just ram a couple of stout fingers in his ass
and when you've gotten his attention
tell him exactly how you need it to be.
the look on van's face alone should release at least a little something in you?
believe me. he wont lose any wood over it...
especially after the second time...
the little bitch will be backing up onto your hand even at the grocery store in no time...
but i digress...
Fuckette
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girlsmiley
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Try wearing a cheese necklace.
Friggin classic...
dolf
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everyone is having fun but, wth, i'm feeling kind.
serious advice:
you're an idiot for thinking there's no middle ground between devoting your life to being a 'true submissive' (whatever the hell that is s'posed to mean) and boring old vanilla. pull your head out of your pvc clad, gorean positioned arse and find a regular pervert.
serious advice:
you're an idiot for thinking there's no middle ground between devoting your life to being a 'true submissive' (whatever the hell that is s'posed to mean) and boring old vanilla. pull your head out of your pvc clad, gorean positioned arse and find a regular pervert.
Debbie
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I'm Vanilla with a twist. 
I grew up in a very religious family and sex was dirty, our bodies are meant for
reproduction only sort of rubbish. I rebelled and was a bit of a wild child sexually but I was guarded and not comfortable with myself till I found a partner who I could trust, open up to and patience as I discovered my sexual self.
My point is my husband and I are open to role playing, sharing each others fantasies etc to keep our sex lives fun and be true to who we are and what we like.
If you like this guy and open up to him about how you're feeling you never know he might surprise you.
What you are going through may also be mind over matter. Try relaxing, playing with each other, spend time with each other and make it less stressful and fearful that you may not be getting wet and something must be wrong.
I grew up in a very religious family and sex was dirty, our bodies are meant for
reproduction only sort of rubbish. I rebelled and was a bit of a wild child sexually but I was guarded and not comfortable with myself till I found a partner who I could trust, open up to and patience as I discovered my sexual self.
My point is my husband and I are open to role playing, sharing each others fantasies etc to keep our sex lives fun and be true to who we are and what we like.
If you like this guy and open up to him about how you're feeling you never know he might surprise you.
What you are going through may also be mind over matter. Try relaxing, playing with each other, spend time with each other and make it less stressful and fearful that you may not be getting wet and something must be wrong.
girlsmiley
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Ok. This is what you do.
Simply rearrange the letters and numbers of your current username.
S21bushy.
If that doesn't make you wet I don't know what will.
Simply rearrange the letters and numbers of your current username.
S21bushy.
If that doesn't make you wet I don't know what will.
girlsmiley
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And to think people say I give the worst advice ever.
IrezumiKiss
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Time for some new cock, I reckon.
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JAMESBJOHNSON
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My wife keeps me around cuz, she sez, I have a serrated edge. Modern sissy boys turn her off. Years ago I was involved in lotsa brawls at the hospital I worked for, after a while I developed a taste for violence. Its really lots of fun. And when assholes sense that youre game for their bull shit, they leave you alone.
Saint Peter
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Get that boy an asshook!
Queersetti
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And to think people say I give the worst advice ever.
I thought the cheese necklace was a good idea.
bill-pix-trade
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Ask him to lick you till you are wet as hell.
Ask him about his fantasies and if you like one do it.
Tell him what you like and see if he will do it.
