Adventures wanted

[SpankMyMonkey]

1>What is the most unusual place where you have had a sexual encounter/ erotic experience?

1st ANSWER: Fingered my girl-friend during her father sermon!!! I think she bit her lip in half. :-D

2>Where is an unusual place you would LIKE to have a sexual encounter/erotic experience?

MARTA would be fun :-D

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[Artina Heartflash]

1. Let's see, since I'm not sure if a blowjob in the Bunker Hill Monument (hearing voices from down below getting closer) really counts.....so it must be on the telephone bank in a downtown hotel outside a banquet room, hoping that we finished before we were interrupted. (success at both sites...LOL).

2. don't want to limit things..<chuckle>..so won't choose.

If the BJ was an erotic experience, yes it counts! Heck, I'll cram into a phone booth with a fellow (doesn't have to be Superman) to get an erotic thrill, even if I only get a whap on the ass with a phone book! LOL!!

 

[Artina Heartflash]

1> Fingered my girl-friend during her father sermon!!! I think she bit her lip in half. :-D

2>MARTA would be fun :-D

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Where was her father during the sermon?!?

Marta is smarta. Then you could furthur your adventures at a lot of stops in between---at the King cemetery, against the walls of the graphitti-covered factories... onto Five Points (waving five fingers teasingly)... LOL!!!

 

[pauliAU]

Marta would be interesting to say the least, does it stop in buckhead?
Something that I'd like to know is how many of us had encounters on the late bus coming home from school? I know that I'm not the only one.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Marta would be interesting to say the least, does it stop in buckhead?
Something that I'd like to know is how many of us had encounters on the late bus coming home from school? I know that I'm not the only one.

I have not been involved personally in a school bus fondle, but I have watched the seniors sneaking feels and such when I was seated nearby. It was a huge deal for the ones involved to get away with masturbating each other because the religious school had strict rules that punished even hand-holding. I think some kids played with each other sexually just so the bus driver would pull off road and bring his paddle back. (Bus driver was paddle happy anyway...)

 

[Artina Heartflash]

I hope all the folks that are too busy to respond to this thread will pop in one day to tell us about their Quik Trip quickies behind the frozen food doors. (YES, I know someone who jumped in such a convenient store compartment before!)

No Moulin Rouge experiences? Any movie theatre throes?

Gymnastycs? Trampoline jumps? Exercise equipment experiments? ---um--- traction chains?

Padded cell?

 

[pauliAU]

Well, all this chatting and thinking is makeing me think about some of my other advertures.
I had a quickie with my gf at the time in my dorm room while my roommate was there. We were under the sheets of my bed and the angle was just right so that he wouldn't notice. I can't remember what we were all watching at the time, but who in my position would?

The board has also made me remember some mis-adventures of mine. The most recent being getting caught by the girl's parents, on their bed.

Anyone else willing to share some mis-adventures?

 

[Artina Heartflash]

The board has also made me remember some mis-adventures of mine. The most recent being getting caught by the girl's parents, on their bed.

Anyone else willing to share some mis-adventures?

That's a good subject, but I'd rather forget mine, unless I can laugh about certain ones. I still howl about this one: I walked naked and half-asleep into my living room one night and was startled to find my hubby and my neighbor (male) seated at the table. They were just chatting---until they saw me gasping and stumbling embarassedly back into the bedroom in haste. My husband was angry (until he realized my flash was unintentional). The look on my neighbor's face as he viewed me and hissed, "HOLY SHIT!" was something I'll never forget---like he'd just been hit in the head painfully with something hard, but his hand smothered a grin of his thrill at the same time. He made a few hard passes at me a couple days after that--but his ass seizing and necking were voluntarily halted when my hubby walked in on us (who didn't know). We couldn't get too much together really because time didn't allow it.

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

Ahhh, we was the Minister. So during his sermon, he was preaching to his congregation. (I know I am so bad)...


School busses....

In grade eight, we took a class trip skiing, to Searchmont (ski resort in northern Ontario) On the return voyage, I fingered the girl next to me. She enjoyed it so much she gave me my first blowjob.

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[pauliAU]

Well, I think that we can all laugh about our mis-adventures here.

Another mis-adventure of mine came last year at the very beginning of summer break. I had gone to Columbus to play in the Military's Rugby championship tournament. We played three fourty minute games, and I played every minute of every game. After the tournament was over my gf drove me back to Auburn. Who knows why, but she was incredibly turned on by the sight of me getting the crap knocked out of me and as soon as I got out of the shower, she was on me like white on rice. We moved to the bed and proceeded to have the best sex ever, until my entire leg cramped up. She said that was ok and she would do all the work. So, she climbed on top and we started going again, until the other leg cramped up. Needless to say, that was the end of our adventures for the evening.

I enjoyed your story Artina, the sight of seeing you naked I'm sure would bring a smile to all our faces.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

year at the very beginning of summer break. I had gone to Columbus to play in the Military's Rugby championship tournament. We played three fourty minute games, and I played every minute of every game. After the tournament was over my gf drove me back to Auburn. Who knows why, but she was incredibly turned on by the sight of me getting the crap knocked out of me ...
I enjoyed your story Artina, the sight of seeing you naked I'm sure would bring a smile to all our faces.

I doubt I'd be so adventurous as to walk totally naked into a room full of Lit men and risk getting "Holy Shit" in a gangjump. I prefer more private one-on-one adventures.

I may have to start another thread with this question (for all): By nature, are you more exhibitionist, voyeur, prefer group sex or private one-on-one experiences?

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Ahhh, we was the Minister. So during his sermon, he was preaching to his congregation. (I know I am so bad)...

"We"?
You mean HE (her father) was the spiritual Minister. YOU were practicing minister for physical ---uh---healing? Touch me, Spank. Turn me into a Holy Roller...

Well, I had to ask you to clarify the "sermon" position, because there are parents who give sermons to the young folk in places other than church. You could have been at the breakfast table with your g/f's family, and fingered her under the tablecloth as her father was preaching about the evils of eggs and sausage.
Now tell me who's bad...

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[Artina Heartflash]

For My "over-the-rainbow" friends...

Still waiting to hear from my over-the-rainbow friends about:

^The pink bubblegum blow from the good fairy...
^The drunken levity in Yellow Brick alley with Dunkin Munchkins...
^The control switch play behind the curtain with the Great and Powerful Wizard...


Tin Man, Tin Man! Show me your heart.
Can you spare me a minute within?
Won't cause you tears. Where's the oil can to free
Your jaw, your romantic grin?

Scarecrow, Scarecrow! Have you a brain
Or am I just clutching at straws?
Show me your mind. Share my reason to dream.
Dance with me; I'll give you cause.

Lion, Lion! Show me your nerve.
Roar loud in laughter with me.
Promise, Your Highness: I won't bite your tail. (Not hard anyway.)
With a cracked pot I crown thee.

Link arms with me... Munchkins! Wiz! ...Come all, close
Unto this wand-waving gal.
Ride now my bubble. You're one Ozsome group.
---Witch of The South, Your good pal,
AH

 

[Artina Heartflash]

phooey. I have all the pleasure of wicked imagination and none of the guilt (in activities.) Well---almost none of the guilt.

Another answer to 1) Behind a packing booth by some printing presses (where I worked)...I packed a few Hershey kisses (the candies) down the back of a fellow's jeans. LOL!!! I would have loved to seen his wife's face when she sorted his laundry that night!

 

[Artina Heartflash]

GEEZE!! No nutter butter peanut butter sandwich adventures in the cookie factory?

My imagination and talents are so WASTED at Literotica forums! ARGH!!!

I'm gonna go crawl in a sewer pipe. Maybe I'll get something going down with the manhole crew...

 

[pauliAU]

Don't worry, like all others with great genius in imagination, I'm sure yours will not be reckognized until we're all long passed. Until though, you'll just have to accept that we just don't get it.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Don't worry, like all others with great genius in imagination, I'm sure yours will not be reckognized until we're all long passed. Until though, you'll just have to accept that we just don't get it.

Oh---go out and GET it, PauliAU!!! LOL!!! and when you do, come back and tell me about it... If I'm not busy at the lake, fighting the fishes for some fellow's ---uh---pole...

 

[Artina Heartflash]

OBTW---PauliAu...Know anything about ass-biting someone who's one step ahead on an "up" escalator? Go to the mall with me one day...you may find out...

 

[pauliAU]

I'm game to find out. Name your mall and name your date

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Mall: The Great Outdoors ( at Discovery Maul--er--Mall).

Date: Um---Big Game Hunter?

PAULIAU, you have an email at your other addy.

 

[Ts Jack]

Strangest Place?

1. I guess I would have to say in a funeral home just before the service. Now that was very odd. I have no idea who the dead lady in the room with us was but she seemed to enjoy it too.

2. Next? Hmmm not too sure.

 

[Artina Heartflash]

Isn't the other side of the moon an unusual place?

Where in the funeral home? On A chaise? An urn? A skeleton-filled closet? A coffin? Try a flower box instead of a coffin...I've had an experience with a PLANTED PALM!!! YEH!!!

 

[Ts Jack]

Where?

Isn't the other side of the moon an unusual place?

Where in the funeral home? On A chaise? An urn? A skeleton-filled closet? A coffin? Try a flower box instead of a coffin...I've had an experience with a PLANTED PALM!!! YEH!!!

It happened in a private viewing room on a coffin... It was exceptionally stimulating

Ts Jack

 

[TantaLiza]

Most recent occurence for me...

We went to a hotel room for a few hours...not that big of a deal... BUT... the room was right off the lobby! We could hear the comings and goings of the desk.... mayhap they heard us??

 

[Artina Heartflash]

request

I rec'd an email from an adorable "raving horn ball", expressing his desire for oral sex in a movie theatre.

Okay, I can be spontaneously passionate and wildly imaginative, but I am not ignorant of risks in public places. I like adventures in unusual areas...but I don't want to be hauled off to jail. Anyone out there who has advice on the "how-to" for oral favor in a movie theatre, tip me.

... Hand-fondling his privates may be easy enough to do, but there's no space really between the rows to get down on my knees (in front of his seat) to suck him comfortably... If I lean over the chair's arm with my head in his lap, how am I going to hide what's going down from anyone who happens to pass by? In a public place, one needs to be mindful of any company's unpredictable responses.
I know I need to choose a theatre where the audience is small or none. Maybe cut an X hole in the bottom of the popcorn tub for him to slide his cock into. That way, I can lower my face in the tub and pretend I'm eating popcorn. The warm butter might feel good on him, but when he explodes that popcorn salt will burn like hell in my nostrils. And then the clean-up usher would hit us both with the broom and metal pan for the mess we've made...

Or would that happen only IN the movies?

(I have a friend who had sex in the projector room once.)