Adventures in the life of Betticus

[ultramarineblue]

He asked me to post this because he wasn't able to get online and thought everyone would enjoy it.

Two days ago he was trying to cuddle a sleeping dominatrix. She's a tiny bikini model and managed to beat up the big bad Betticus. Some how in the middle of the attempt to cuddle her, the young woman's shin met his face. "She was asleep when it happened. I got beat up by a sleeping dominatrix.. Srsly, don't cuddle them, they're evil."

Tonight a guy he knows was trying to dom him. Of course he made the guy think he was being successful, but only enough to make him insane. Eventually, the guy got frustrated when Bett had a dominatrix come over. I'm not sure if it was the same one that beat him up.

 

[YourCaptor]

You sure he was trying to cuddle, or was he putting his face where it don't belong.

 

[ultramarineblue]

He says he was using her feet as pillows. Sounds mighty suspicious to me.

ETA: He put a pillow over her feet. I'm sure that was comfortable.

 

[bhndblueyes88]

Well that makes more sense than what I was thinking. I was picturing normal snuggling and her shin somehow snapping up that high without her waking or kicking him out of the bed. I wasn't sure how that was even possible But sleeping at her feet makes a lot more sense.

 

[ultramarineblue]

Well that makes more sense than what I was thinking. I was picturing normal snuggling and her shin somehow snapping up that high without her waking or kicking him out of the bed. I wasn't sure how that was even possible But sleeping at her feet makes a lot more sense.

He says it was the only spot left on the bed. Pity he's not here to defend himself.

 

[YourCaptor]

I would totally be interested in the chick that can kick so high she hits you with her shin.

Just need to teach her some manners.

 

[FurryFury]

Funny shit!

Thanks for sharing it!

 

[ultramarineblue]

He said the reason he had to put a pillow over her feet was that there were three girls in the bed.

 

[Etoile]

What is Betticus doing with all these doms?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

What is Betticus doing with all these doms?

Trying to mellow down his behavior?

 

[graceanne]

What is Betticus doing with all these doms?

He usually ends up with domme's as friends.

 

[Betticus]

I'm wondering how gracie found a pic of herself frolicking nekkie with her favorite treat... What happened was there was a little soiree' at a friends house and it lasted well into the night. We were all exhausted and I was lounging on the end of the bed chatting with a few people. The ladies were all cuddled up and fell asleep and since the floor didn't look all that comfy I threw... wait.. come to think of it I was using the other girl as a pillow and was almost asleep when this shit just viciously connected with my nose. That evil little bitch was dead asleep and she also somehow managed to face kick two other people.

 

[graceanne]

I'm wondering how gracie found a pic of herself frolicking nekkie with her favorite treat...

Magic.

What happened was there was a little soiree' at a friends house and it lasted well into the night. We were all exhausted and I was lounging on the end of the bed chatting with a few people. The ladies were all cuddled up and fell asleep and since the floor didn't look all that comfy I threw... wait.. come to think of it I was using the other girl as a pillow and was almost asleep when this shit just viciously connected with my nose. That evil little bitch was dead asleep and she also somehow managed to face kick two other people.

LOL!! I bet she wasn't very popular come morning.

 

[Betticus]

If I ever do cuddle with that girl it's going to involve duct tape and a ballgag because I bet she bites too.

 

[graceanne]

If I ever do cuddle with that girl it's going to involve duct tape and a ballgag because I bet she bites too.

Did you tell her that?

 

[Betticus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16odK0FM9Y

 

[YourCaptor]

She is rolling…

I know, I know, I’m hilarious.

Is that guy you?

 

[Betticus]

She is rolling…

I know, I know, I’m hilarious.

Is that guy you?

She was rolling allright.. And no, I was just taking the video to capture the sheer silliness.

 

[YourCaptor]

She was rolling allright.. And no, I was just taking the video to capture the sheer silliness.

I think you have that effect on people, silliness. All the silliness has gone out of lit with your absents. Now it's all about arguing nonconsequential points of detail.

 

[Betticus]

I think you have that effect on people, silliness. All the silliness has gone out of lit with your absents. Now it's all about arguing nonconsequential points of detail.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!