Advent Tease

Mia let your beautiful tinsel-tits be a beacon of perky joy for the world . And if you could add lights let them shine as a constant reminder of the friend he lost.
 
I should get on and be semi-productive for a bit lol, back later
But here’s a shot-clock challenge
Imagine someone sent me a dickpic for this, contrary to the bit where I say, please don’t dm dickpics, (kinda… it’s implied, surely lmao)
Write a reply for me!
Best reply gets a dirty poem or something
And yes, whoever might have sent it can take part too, without identifying themselves 😉
 
The picture of your dick was a nice thought but , if you really want this girl attention learn how to touch the heart.
 
Mia let your beautiful tinsel-tits be a beacon of perky joy for the world . And if you could add lights let them shine as a constant reminder of the friend he lost.
Thank you
Lights are an amusing but potentially painful idea lol
(And no, he’s not lost me as a friend or whatever else. His choice. Someone makes me feel for them, they’re part of me 🤷‍♀️ )
 
I should get on and be semi-productive for a bit lol, back later
But here’s a shot-clock challenge
Imagine someone sent me a dickpic for this, contrary to the bit where I say, please don’t dm dickpics, (kinda… it’s implied, surely lmao)
Write a reply for me!
Best reply gets a dirty poem or something
And yes, whoever might have sent it can take part too, without identifying themselves 😉
Thank you for your little contribution.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I wanted something awesome
And yours didn't do

And my personal favorite:
Unless it's wearing a cape or a costume, no thanks.
 
This sounds fun, thanks for finding a creative way to test our (my) creativity. How many attempts do we each get in this endeavour?

I feel I have a duty to warn you that I’m currently scribbling out a tinsel-tits themed poem. It will be terrible, but fun 🎄🎄
Here goes attempt 1, after an unhelpful work interruption:

The air has turned cold
The winter winds bite
December is here
Trouble stirs in the night

Mia’s started a thread
With a challenge in tow
The comments are dropping
Like the first fallen snow

It’s a dare wrapped in tinsel
The promise so simple
Yet one that won’t dwindle
And sets winter nights nimble

The stockings hang quietly
The tree softly glows
But none of this holiday cheer
Captures your pose

If the mood hits just right
And the fire burns low
A wicked small tease
Could steal the whole show

No pressure, no rush
Enjoy the fun
It’s playful, it’s teasing
A spark just begun
 
🍉🍉🎄❄️🎄🍉🍉

So those who know me on here know I’ve been trying to come to terms with a really unkind ghosting from someone I felt deeply for on here
Those feelings might never go, but I can at least indulge my enjoyment of mutual fun and perhaps a bit of exhibitionism
As part of which:
Make me wanna share a tinsel-tit pic with you!
I have no idea whether anyone will convince me, or one or several, or none; but the thread here is your proverbial oyster
* Don’t dm me with this if we haven’t dm’d previously; that will be an automatic no lol
* This is just for fun
* Don’t share dickpics or equivalent, use your words, art, voice, whatever you choose
* You have three weeks to try persuade me

Fun alternative - if any girls are feeling daring and wanna instead persuade me to do a composite, please do!

✨🎄✨🎄🍉🍉


One peek, just a taste -
Trust me, you’ll want to share.
No one else will savor it
Like I will, just me.
Only me.
 
Here goes attempt 1, after an unhelpful work interruption:

The air has turned cold
The winter winds bite
December is here
Trouble stirs in the night

Mia’s started a thread
With a challenge in tow
The comments are dropping
Like the first fallen snow

It’s a dare wrapped in tinsel
The promise so simple
Yet one that won’t dwindle
And sets winter nights nimble

The stockings hang quietly
The tree softly glows
But none of this holiday cheer
Captures your pose

If the mood hits just right
And the fire burns low
A wicked small tease
Could steal the whole show

No pressure, no rush
Enjoy the fun
It’s playful, it’s teasing
A spark just begun
Such an atmospheric tease!
 
🍉🍉🎄❄️🎄🍉🍉

So those who know me on here know I’ve been trying to come to terms with a really unkind ghosting from someone I felt deeply for on here
Those feelings might never go, but I can at least indulge my enjoyment of mutual fun and perhaps a bit of exhibitionism
As part of which:
Make me wanna share a tinsel-tit pic with you!
I have no idea whether anyone will convince me, or one or several, or none; but the thread here is your proverbial oyster
* Don’t dm me with this if we haven’t dm’d previously; that will be an automatic no lol
* This is just for fun
* Don’t share dickpics or equivalent, use your words, art, voice, whatever you choose
* You have three weeks to try persuade me

Fun alternative - if any girls are feeling daring and wanna instead persuade me to do a composite, please do!

✨🎄✨🎄🍉🍉
What do you mean by composite?
 
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