Adopt this dog!

[Problem Child]

Free sex for anyone who will adopt my dog.

The sex is with me, not the dog. Males need not apply. No offence.

 

[Freya]

Oh, he's beautiful. Can I take the dog and skip the sex?

 

[Mischka]

Why are you parting with your pup?

 

[Guest]

It looks O.K. What's the catch?




Ooooh, the sex! Doh!

 

[Guest]

 

[Bidin~Time]

Nice looking dog PC.

ummm what's wrong with him/her?

 

[modest mouse]

So, as a male, I am forbidden from adopting that dog?

 

[honeylick]

just following MM.



afternoon PC.
-wave-

 

[Problem Child]

Okay, the sex is optional, but I wouldn't turn you down. Except for the guys. No offence.

The dog is a 1-yr. old female Chow stray I took in about three months ago. She was almost dead from starvation, her hair was falling out.

She's a wonderful pooch. She's happy, healthy (now), house-trained, quiet, very loving. I'd love to keep her, but I've already got two mutts and now they're demanding a big screen tv and nintendo. It has to stop somewhere.

This is a serious deal by the way. Just thought I'd try here first, since I'm here anyway. pm me if you're seriously interested.

 

[Guest]

 

[RawHumor]

Okay, the sex is optional, but I wouldn't turn you down. Except for the guys. No offence.

Does a certain someone agree?

 

[Problem Child]

Does a certain someone agree?

Damn. I knew there was a wrinkle.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

She wants to keep the dog?

 

[J.B.]

He’s gorgeous!

 

[freakygirl]

Quick question.. would you take a couple of kids in trade?

They to are happy, healthy (now), house-trained, quiet and very loving.

You have a choice between 16 year old boy, 13 year old girl, 12 year old boy and a 7 year old girl.

And they come complete with all game systems. All you have to provide is the big screen tv.


Pm me if you are interested.

 

[RawHumor]

She wants to keep the dog?

She may not want PC pimping himself out.

Or you could offer sex with her to the guys.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

She may not want PC pimping himself out.

Or you could offer sex with her to the guys.

Ummm, you're really going to make me say "Well, Duhh!" twice in a row?

 

[Problem Child]

Or you could offer sex with her to the guys.

I don't think she wants me pimping her out to guys either.

Girls might be a different story.

 

[Problem Child]

just following MM.



afternoon PC.
-wave-

hi honey.

 

[honeylick]

I don't think she wants me pimping her out to guys either.

Girls might be a different story.

i got a dog... i'll take the girl

 

[RawHumor]

Girls might be a different story.

One of the good ones.

 

[freakygirl]

Well shit..


Sex with TN Vixen is a great deal. It's the sex with PC that was stopping me.

Forget my offer for trading kids.. send me the dog and TN Vixen.

 

[tyme]

I would but you live so far away from me. Damn I want a dog too.

 

[RawHumor]

This is just PC's way to get chicks to talk to him.

"Oh, what a cute doggy. Can I pet him?"

 

[Problem Child]

Well shit..


Sex with TN Vixen is a great deal. It's the sex with PC that was stopping me.

Forget my offer for trading kids.. send me the dog and TN Vixen.

You want everything but me.

*sniffle*