Active AHers under thirty

[EmilyMiller]

I did my “how old are you to the nearest decade?” thread a while back (must compile a final histogram).

I’ve commented before that this place skews a little older. Anyone else here not hit the big three oh as yet?

Emily

 

[Kelliezgirl]

*raises hand nervously*

 

[EmilyMiller]

 

[GemmaGemmaGemma]

I'm 28. When do we get to retire?

 

[EmilyMiller]

 

[Trionyx]

Take my age and divide by....

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

I track my age in hexadecimal, so... shit!

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

I identify as 28.

 

[Priscilla_June]

I was surprised when I realized that being under 30 here was less common.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I was surprised when I realized that being under 30 here was less common.

There were a few when I did my survey. Based on what people claim of course. But not so many of the active crew.

Emily

 

[StillStunned]

My IQ is under 30. Does that count?

 

[EmilyMiller]

My IQ is under 30. Does that count?

You can be an honorary club member, OK?

 

[StillStunned]

You can be an honorary club member, OK?

Meaning I'm the resident caveman with a club? Sure. *Grunt* *Scratch*

 

[EmilyMiller]

Meaning I'm the resident caveman with a club? Sure. *Grunt* *Scratch*

Careful, hun. You know how us helpless womenfolk go all weak at the knees at the sight of a hairy guy with a club…

 

[StillStunned]

Careful, hun. You know how us helpless womenfolk go all weak at the knees at the sight of a hairy guy with a club…

Ha! I'm old and wise enough to know that any woman claiming to be helpless probably has more control of the situation than I do.

"Gyne de thelu, kapri dakruois ephu." Euripedes knew what he was talking about.

 

[onehitwanda]

I'm 28. When do we get to retire?

never, love. It's looking dubious at best for my generation.

 

[Priscilla_June]

never, love. It's looking dubious at best for my generation.

More office sex for us!

 

[EmilyMiller]

More office sex for us!

Quoth the Emily, nevermore!

 

[samhasstories]

I'd claim belonging here based on maturity level, but that might be so low I wouldn't be allowed on Lit in the first place.

 

[onehitwanda]

More office sex for us!

stealthy spelunking in the camera dead zones!

 

[onehitwanda]

stealthy spelunking in the camera dead zones!

I actually worked with a girl whose kink was to give the sales guys sloppy bjs in a dead-zone in the stairwell.

God, small companies are something else.

 

[samhasstories]

I actually worked with a girl whose kink was to give the sales guys sloppy bjs in a dead-zone in the stairwell.

God, small companies are something else.

That beats 10% commission.

 

[onehitwanda]

That beats 10% commission.

believe me, those boys were mercenary. They'd gladly let her gargle but they'd still want their cut.

I think she was lonely and just wanted to feel a few moments of touch, no matter what it was. Poor girl.

 

[EmilyMiller]

So - not a lot…

 

[Kelliezgirl]

So - not a lot…

Doesn't seem like it.