Action movie hero names.

[Star of Penumbra]

Thunk McCrackslap

Crash Boomstick

Punk Farfignugen

Mohawk Draker

Trask Colon

Thwack McChunkenheimer

Chuck Flackhammer

Slappy Hacksaw

Beef Slabsteak

Rip Cragchunk

 

[Star of Penumbra]

Stab Knifenheim

Stink Fragbomb

Zippy Pancakes

Candy Slapstick

Jack Slapass

Thick McRunfast

 

[Smiley777]

I like Zippy Pancakes

 

[doctor_insanus]

I like "Jack Slapass."

Kind of reminds of the MST3K episode with "Space Mutiny." If you've never seen it, check it out.

And if you don't know what MST3K is... well, forget it.