ACLU Eats Itself

[BlackShanglan]

Final proof in any large organization, the first and foremost goal inevitably becomes preservation of the organization.

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/18/n...partner=ALTAVISTA1&pagewanted=print&position=


Shanglan

 

[minsue]

*le sigh*

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Next week:

The PETA Bar-B-Q fundraiser.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Next week:

The PETA Bar-B-Q fundraiser.

*mad, cackling laughter*

Get your tickets now. I hear that the manatee goes fast.

Shanglan

 

[rikaaim]

*mad, cackling laughter*

Get your tickets now. I hear that the manatee goes fast.

Shanglan

I thought the BBQ was the PETA members themselves.

 

[minsue]

Y'all are going to hell. You know that right?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I thought the BBQ was the PETA members themselves.

Naaah. THe PETA members are all skinny vegitarians. No fat=No flavor.

 

[rikaaim]

Y'all are going to hell. You know that right?

Nah. I be a happy Christian. I know when I'm doing the wrong thing. I get a smitting.

 

[rikaaim]

Naaah. THe PETA members are all skinny vegitarians. No fat=No flavor.

But you could spice them up with some cayenne peper.

BAM!

 

[minsue]

Naaah. THe PETA members are all skinny vegitarians. No fat=No flavor.

Not true. Some of us join and send cash to cancel out all the meat we eat.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Not true. Some of us join and send cash to cancel out all the meat we eat.

Be careful. I hear PETA had the ACLU start a database of all closet carnivores. (You've been sold out by Frank Perdue)

 

[minsue]

Be careful. I hear PETA had the ACLU start a database of all closet carnivores. (You've been sold out by Frank Perdue)

They wouldn't dare harm a sweet lil gosling

 

[rikaaim]

Be careful. I hear PETA had the ACLU start a database of all closet carnivores. (You've been sold out by Frank Perdue)

It's a good thing I'm a cannibal then, isn't it?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

They wouldn't dare harm a sweet lil gosling

PETA's gonna raffle you off for their Christmas fundraiser.

Wow, kinda hijacked this thread all to hell, didn't we.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.

[/hijack]

 

[BlackShanglan]

But you could spice them up with some cayenne peper.

BAM!

You are definitely going to hell.

Say hello to Emeril for me.

Shanglan

 

[minsue]

You are definitely going to hell.

Say hello to Emeril for me.

Shanglan

Post of the day

 

[rikaaim]

You are definitely going to hell.

Say hello to Emeril for me.

Shanglan

I was going to attempt a clever comeback, but all I could do was laugh. I hear the Hell isn't all that bad this time of year. Honestly. I think it's their annual wenny roast. Bobby Flay is the head chef though, hope you don't mind. I know he's not your favorite.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

*mad, cackling laughter*

Get your tickets now. I hear that the manatee goes fast.

Shanglan

Actually manatee move slow enough that you can bludgeon 'em to death with a cricket bat . . . tenderizes the meat a bit. You then put a chunk of manatee in a spring-trap and wait for a PETA member to come by and, while they're hangin' from the tree, you club 'em like a baby seal.

I feel dirty now.

 

[Belegon]

Actually manatee move slow enough that you can bludgeon 'em to death with a cricket bat . . . tenderizes the meat a bit. You then put a chunk of manatee in a spring-trap and wait for a PETA member to come by and, while they're hangin' from the tree, you club 'em like a baby seal.

I feel dirty now.

did a double take...

for a second I thought he said "club them with a baby seal"...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

did a double take...

for a second I thought he said "club them with a baby seal"...

Now THAT would be just plain silly . . .

 

[Belegon]

Now THAT would be just plain silly . . .

that's true. so inefficient...

 

[BlackShanglan]

I feel dirty now.

Oh blast. And I was off working.

Still feeling dirty?

Shanglan

 

[BlackShanglan]

that's true. so inefficient...

Dolphins are so much more dense and aerodynamic.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Oh blast. And I was off working.

Still feeling dirty?

Shanglan

Definitely. I think I'll sleep it off . . .

 

[BlackShanglan]

Definitely. I think I'll sleep it off . . .

You know, I always sleep better after some extensive and heavy exercise.

Shanglan