Ackkk! Spiders!!!

[Summery]

I just looked down at my cleavage and saw a baby spider crawling down between my breasts!
I jumped about a foot in the air screaming! OK, so that may be a little dramatic, but I screamed loud enough to wake the neighbors.
Waiting for the police to show up...

I have the worst fear of spiders!

 

[JazzManJim]

That was the luckiest spider, EVER!!!

 

[lovetoread]

Then I guess my spider av is not a good choice?

 

[Black_Bird]

I'll save your boobies! I'm SUPERMAN!

Er... at least that's who all my coworkers say I look like. I'm feeling silly today, don't mind me.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Then I guess my spider av is not a good choice?

I still like your spider av

 

[Summery]

I hate spiders with a passion. I was just bit by one not too long ago. I got very sick for weeks...just plain miserable.

Yeah Jim, I'm sure the spider had a smile on his face.

 

[RastaPope]

Eight Legged Freaks looks like a fairly fun non-plot summer movie.


Originally called 'Arac Attack'...was changed cause people might mistake it for something about ragheads.

 

[lovetoread]

I still like your spider av

's handsome.

 

[april-wine]

I hate spiders with a passion. I was just bit by one not too long ago. I got very sick for weeks...just plain miserable.

Yeah Jim, I'm sure the spider had a smile on his face.

Even the damn spiders have better luck than me............

 

[JazzManJim]

Yeah Jim, I'm sure the spider had a smile on his face.

I can only imagine.

 

[Summery]

Whatever smile it had on it's face, it's gone now.

A DEAD spider is a good spider!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

's handsome.

anytime darlin'

(ok, this was sappy!!!)

 

[Tim1]

Oh Gawd

A spider falls into the valley of the Titty cleavage. Sliding down the long shoot into the town of Titsburgh. Held together by only a mock flimsy Govt. bra. The town gasps in awww as the spider finds he is not welcome in Titsburgh. The heat gets bad and he is forced to leave. Climbing out to the free and easy mound of Titbulge. Where life is good and the sun shines all day.

 

[Summery]

Re: Oh Gawd

A spider falls into the valley of the Titty cleavage. Sliding down the long shoot into the town of Titsburgh. Held together by only a mock flimsy Govt. bra. The town gasps in awww as the spider finds he is not welcome in Titsburgh. The heat gets bad and he is forced to leave. Climbing out to the free and easy mound of Titbulge. Where life is good and the sun shines all day.

Rotflmao!

See, I told you it was good to have you back....

 

[RawHumor]

Whatever smile it had on it's face, it's gone now.

A DEAD spider is a good spider!

I have to agree with ya there, Summery, but they're right, it was a lucky spider before it died. It died happy.

 

[JazzManJim]

Whatever smile it had on it's face, it's gone now.

A DEAD spider is a good spider!

Oooooh I love it when you get all tough!

So when do you get to be one of those things in your location field for me, hmm?

 

[perks]

Ya big baby!!!<let's not discuss my phobia, I'm way worse than you>

I would have smushed him for you!

 

[Summery]

I would have smushed him for you!

Yeah, I can see you and everyone else just digging your hands between my cleavage looking for a baby spider.

"Oh yeah, I got it! No, that's not it."

 

[Mike Hammer]

Baby spider killer!

 

[Summery]

Baby spider killer!

Mike!!!!!!

Missed you!!!!!

 

[perks]

Yeah, I can see you and everyone else just digging your hands between my cleavage looking for a baby spider.

"Oh yeah, I got it! No, that's not it."

I would kill the spider secretly and then pretend to keep looking for it. Maybe bite you and then blame it on the spider.

 

[BigDawg69]

I would kill the spider secretly and then pretend to keep looking for it. Maybe bite you and then blame it on the spider.

Hey you stole my idea!

 

[Wave_Rider]

Memories of long ago.........

Your fear reminds me of a time when I was 7 years old and Mom had (as usual) drawn a bath for me. I wasn't allowed to step in the tub until she retuned but being a bit stubborn I thought I'd stick one foot in. Suddenly, I noticed MOM moving to the tub with a horrified expression, her right hand wildly swinging the toilet scrubber. She screamed, I screamed, and with a strength ONLY a woman with adrenaline could have, whipped me out of the tub, and in the same motion her weapon repeatedly whacked, mashed, beat, and flattened a tarantula.

Spiders? Sheesh, just a teensy spider? Its a good thing my Mom wasn't there. You'd have bristle marks in your cleavage.

 

[april-wine]

Well look at how many would put thenselves at grave danger to smush a spider for you.......

hmmmm you sure there isn't any more????

 

[Summery]

Well look at how many would put thenselves at grave danger to smush a spider for you.......

hmmmm you sure there isn't any more????

What's your number again? I will be sure to call upon you in the event I need a spider killer.