Accountants Sound Off

mfs686

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Beancounters of Lit, here is your chance to throw down those calculators and GAAP manuals and prove to everyone that we can be just as kinky, perverted and creative as everyone else !!!

This is your chance to dis-spell the stereotypes cast upon us by Dilbert as being accounting trolls. Actually, I kind of like that one. The whole thought of pushing sales people into the burning pits of hell because they forgot a receipt on an expense report is kind of cool. :devil:

So sound off, pop off, show off or just come on in to unwind because we all know how much month-end and tax season sucks.

TTFN
 
Oh s---, tax season. With everything going on with mom dieing I don't remember if I filed this year. God, I'm in deeeeeeeeeeep doggie doo.
 
OOPS

You think those accounting trolls are bad, they got nothing on those blue suits from the IRS. :( :eek:
 
Re: OOPS

mfs686 said:
You think those accounting trolls are bad, they got nothing on those blue suits from the IRS. :( :eek:

Well, they owed me, not me them, so maybe they'll just keep it and not sue me.
 
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kikmosa said:


Well, they owed me, not me them, so maybe they'll just keep it and not sue me.

That makes sense, let them keep YOUR money !!!
 
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mfs686 said:


That makes sense, let them keep YOUR money !!!

Well, It's too late to file them now isn't it??
 
Re: OOPS

kikmosa said:


Well, It's too late to file them now isn't it??

If they owe you, you have up to 3 years. H&R block and Hemlitt Jackson are running programs where you bring in your taxes from the last 3 years and they will go over them and send in the amended tax returns in for your refund (for a percentage of course).
 
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mfs686 said:


If they owe you, you have up to 3 years. H&R block and Hemlitt Jackson are running programs where you bring in your taxes from the last 3 years and they will go over them and send in the amended tax returns in for your refund (for a percentage of course).

I'll have to check it out. Though this is the only year I haven't filed so far. It just completely slipped my mind.
 
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mfs686 said:


If they owe you, you have up to 3 years. H&R block and Hemlitt Jackson are running programs where you bring in your taxes from the last 3 years and they will go over them and send in the amended tax returns in for your refund (for a percentage of course).
Nooo...No percentage...HewittJackson charge a flat fee..I worked for them lol.

Kiki....if you want..I still have last years program on my pc at home..if you need help, let me know.
 
mfs686 said:
Beancounters of Lit, here is your chance to throw down those calculators and GAAP manuals and prove to everyone that we can be just as kinky, perverted and creative as everyone else !!!

This is your chance to dis-spell the stereotypes cast upon us by Dilbert as being accounting trolls. Actually, I kind of like that one. The whole thought of pushing sales people into the burning pits of hell because they forgot a receipt on an expense report is kind of cool. :devil:

So sound off, pop off, show off or just come on in to unwind because we all know how much month-end and tax season sucks.

TTFN

I'm not perverted hahahaha..okayyyyyyyyy I am ;)
 
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Ukin said:

Nooo...No percentage...HewittJackson charge a flat fee..I worked for them lol.

Kiki....if you want..I still have last years program on my pc at home..if you need help, let me know.

You mean that if I just had the right forms, I could just send it in myself?
 
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Ukin said:

Nooo...No percentage...HewittJackson charge a flat fee..I worked for them lol.

Kiki....if you want..I still have last years program on my pc at home..if you need help, let me know.

Thanks Ukin, I wasn't sure but thanks for the input.

See everyone, we are not all a bunch or narly nerds (LOL).
 
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mfs686 said:


Thanks Ukin, I wasn't sure but thanks for the input.

See everyone, we are not all a bunch or narly nerds (LOL).

I never thought of accounts as 'narly nerds'. I've always admired them for being able to do something I couldn't. Math, lol.
 
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kikmosa said:


You mean that if I just had the right forms, I could just send it in myself?

You could just fax me your details..or email (but I would need fax copies of your W2's/1099's etc..and I will do the reports..then send them to you for your signature and you post them off.
 
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mfs686 said:


Thanks Ukin, I wasn't sure but thanks for the input.

See everyone, we are not all a bunch or narly nerds (LOL).

I'm a nerd..just a perverted and kinky one...who rides a Harley and a sportsbike..who likes sexual happenings hahahaha
 
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Ukin said:


You could just fax me your details..or email (but I would need fax copies of your W2's/1099's etc..and I will do the reports..then send them to you for your signature and you post them off.

All I have are W2's. I'll see if I can find somewhere to fax them from. I'll get it all together and get it to you. Thank you very much Ukin.
 
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kikmosa said:


All I have are W2's. I'll see if I can find somewhere to fax them from. I'll get it all together and get it to you. Thank you very much Ukin.

NP lass..you might have to do the State one yourself..but I might be able to download it from the net, once I know where the hell you are lol.
my fax number is 707-996-0175..but phone me first..work number 707-996-100 ext 104
 
Deduct business expenses.....Ka-ching

Losses on 401-K..........double Ka-ching

Carry the 2..........Ka-ching


God this stuff is boring................
 
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