Acceptable Perversion

[yui]

Og would win. In fifty words, too.

You're right, cant. Og would so spank our rumps and probably turn a profit at it too.

 

[Belegon]

Tripsolagnia —aroused by having a hairdresser shampoo and style the hair

ummmm, yeha...I had this girl that did my hair for about three and a half years, and my wife always had these suspicions?

well...If I had half the confidence then that I've regained since I started writing again? She would have been right...

so, is it possible that I have a very selective form of this that only applies when it's S______ doing the hairdressing?

I mean, otherwise I have no one to blame.... who would I sue?

 

[shereads]

so, is it possible that I have a very selective form of this that only applies when it's S______ doing the hairdressing?

Sean Puffy Combs? Me too.

In my fantasy, the Artist Formerly Known as PDiddy doesn't just give me a shampoo. He cuts my hair shorter than a like it, despite my protests, and forcibly adds some highlights. I don't struggle in earnest until the mime arrives, armed with a flatiron.

 

[Greg_H]

Consensus

In my house, an acceptable perversion is anything that doesn't permanently harm one of the teenage runaways chained up in the basement.

 

[Recidiva]

In my house, an acceptable perversion is anything that doesn't permanently harm one of the teenage runaways chained up in the basement.

They send me Christmas cards. Such a sweet bunch.

 

[cantdog]

Very interesting thread!

Regarding the Incest thing - does anyone else only read the ones where the sex is between step-relations?

There is a whole subsection of heartfelt "Sexy Auntie Ki Chudai" stories about aunties, living in the same home, with steamy furtive glances and breathless lust galore, plus lots of Hindi.

Also, say you have sex with a woman, and then sometime later you have sex with her sister. Does that make you feel weird? What if you were one of the women? Would it make a difference if you ended up marrying one of them?

I imagine this is variable, but I foresee resentment in some cases. The sister who was first would most likely resent the other for doing that, in addition to any resentment of the boyfriend. But everyone's different.

 

[shereads]

In my house, an acceptable perversion is anything that doesn't permanently harm one of the teenage runaways chained up in the basement.

Dammit, newbie, you made me exhale a lungful of Frappucino all over my monitor. My attorneys will be in touch.

 

[shereads]

But everyone's different.

<raises hand>

I'm not.

 

[LadyAria]

Oprophilia: Couldn't find a definition for this one.

Sorry, left the c off. Coprophilia...feces fetish.

 

[cantdog]

God, I'm good.

 

[cantdog]

<raises hand>

I'm not.

No. Unique. That's not the same as 'different.' Wit, too. I'd swoon, except I'm fighting for coherence so hard as it is. I'd have to make an appointment, I guess, some time later in the week, to get the swooning done properly. But I would, then, swoon, in all sincerity. I have before.

 

[cantdog]

Um, what thread is this, anyhow?

 

[cantdog]

Ah.

Well, they'll come up with a Latin/Greek term for what I just said. Then everyone will be happy.

 

[The_Fool]

Acceptable---Those activities I deem as in good taste...or taste good...


Unacceptable---Those I think are icky and in bad taste....I am sure some of them taste bad too.

 

[shereads]

No. Unique. That's not the same as 'different.' Wit, too. I'd swoon, except I'm fighting for coherence so hard as it is. I'd have to make an appointment, I guess, some time later in the week, to get the swooning done properly. But I would, then, swoon, in all sincerity. I have before.

Coherence overrated is.

 

[McKenna]

Um, what thread is this, anyhow?

I'll have some of what he's smoking, please.

 

[The_Fool]

I'll have some of what he's smoking, please.

Hey McK, can we do something really perverted tonight? I promise to be really, really good tomorrow.....

 

[cherries_on_snow]

yet Freud, the atheist, had no problem speaking of sexual deviations and perverse impulses.

didn't that include women's desire for self-direction and orgasm (so-called penis envy)?

 

[McKenna]

Hey McK, can we do something really perverted tonight? I promise to be really, really good tomorrow.....

Okay, but I'm not licking any more eyeballs. That got monotonous. Once you've licked one eyeball....

How do you feel about me humping your thigh?

 

[BigAndTall]

Wasn't there a sceen in Angela's Ashes where the father eats a goats eyeball from a cooked goat head?

 

[The_Fool]

Okay, but I'm not licking any more eyeballs. That got monotonous. Once you've licked one eyeball....

How do you feel about me humping your thigh?

*yawn* done that...we can do it again if you want to....

 

[McKenna]

*yawn* done that...we can do it again if you want to....

Well, I wouldn't want to bore you...

 

[Belegon]

Well, I wouldn't want to bore you...

you can try to bore me, lass...


ya won't succeed, but you can try...