CleverCowardice
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Oct 19, 2008
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Does the written word make you moist? Are you frequently overwhelmed by an insatiable carnal impulse to pull your panties aside and plunge three fingers into your sopping wet cunt? Do you enjoy shutting the fuck up?
If you like diddlin' yourself while reading some slightly better than mediocre filth and you know how to keep your damn mouth shut, then you might be the girl or, more realistically, man-pretending-to-be-girl for me.
I am not looking for audience participation here.
Don't give me suggestions.
I'm not interested in your role-play scenarios.
I couldn't give less of a shit about your fantasies.
I don't want to know how you're feeling, what you're doing, or if you're enjoying the experience.
I will accept nudie photos, but you'd better be hot. Legitimately hot, not "hot for an amateur porn site" hot. But if you're taking your pictures with your cellphone in what looks like a dimly lit bathroom from some B-grade torture porn flick, don't fucking bother. Buy a real camera, slut.
Where was I? Eh. Doesn't matter. I'm already bored with you fucking people. You disgust me.
Show's over. Get the fuck out of here!
If you like diddlin' yourself while reading some slightly better than mediocre filth and you know how to keep your damn mouth shut, then you might be the girl or, more realistically, man-pretending-to-be-girl for me.
I am not looking for audience participation here.
Don't give me suggestions.
I'm not interested in your role-play scenarios.
I couldn't give less of a shit about your fantasies.
I don't want to know how you're feeling, what you're doing, or if you're enjoying the experience.
I will accept nudie photos, but you'd better be hot. Legitimately hot, not "hot for an amateur porn site" hot. But if you're taking your pictures with your cellphone in what looks like a dimly lit bathroom from some B-grade torture porn flick, don't fucking bother. Buy a real camera, slut.
Where was I? Eh. Doesn't matter. I'm already bored with you fucking people. You disgust me.
Show's over. Get the fuck out of here!