About to get my wife pregnant ...

Good luck with that one douchebag. On behave of your wife and women everywhere we cordially invite you to GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!
 
While my wife was pregnant both times she was the only woman I wanted.
 
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I would think having a pregnant wife would make the sex ten times better. I've never had sex with a pregnant woman but photos of them turn me on immensely. Why don't you just concentrate on your wife's big beautiful belly and butt and ride her like there's no tomorrow!
 
Oh wow, he must have really said something pretty shitty.:eek::eek:

I know. I was hoping someone quoted him so I could see what an ass he was. And we know Lit has a very high bar so that he could so easily step over it would have been impressive to see.
 
I know. I was hoping someone quoted him so I could see what an ass he was. And we know Lit has a very high bar so that he could so easily step over it would have been impressive to see.

I know, right! I am a curious cat to begin with and this thread is just a massive tease right now. :mad: :D
 
I know, right! I am a curious cat to begin with and this thread is just a massive tease right now. :mad: :D

It's good to know someone thinks as shallow as I do. But it's Lit, the wading pool is crowded!
 
He said something about how is wife is about to get pregnant but he wants to talk to a chick that think she's more deserving of his cum. Or something like that.
 
He said something about how is wife is about to get pregnant but he wants to talk to a chick that think she's more deserving of his cum. Or something like that.

Yeah, tough to wordsmith yourself around that to make it sound sexy and inviting to a prospective partner. Would have liked to see his effort, though.

Thanks for the insight to his comment. It helps put the replies in better context.
 
It was very strange. I've always had the fantasy of being with a pregnant woman not finding someone "more worthy" of my jizz. My jizz isn't too good for anyone. All are welcome.
 
It was very strange. I've always had the fantasy of being with a pregnant woman not finding someone "more worthy" of my jizz. My jizz isn't too good for anyone. All are welcome.

I admit to finding pregnant women sexy myself as well as having had certain fantasies. Maybe we should see if his wife will be available 4 or so months from now.
 
I admit to finding pregnant women sexy myself as well as having had certain fantasies. Maybe we should see if his wife will be available 4 or so months from now.

I'm with you on that. I've got a few fantasies with pregnant women. I think they're incredibly sexy. Fuller breasts, higher sex drive- what's not to like?
 
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