About Nose Ring Theory And Other Funny Stuff

[Bray123]

It's confusing, are the people with died hair and facial piercings dangerous, or are they harmless?

 

[ll74]

You're triggered. I'm amused.

You created a thread about women who wear nose rings.

You're the one who's triggered.

 

[LeahWill]

It's confusing, are the people with died hair and facial piercings dangerous, or are they harmless?

Tricky.
I think we will need to wait and see if he accuses them of eating organic vegetables before we know for sure.

 

[Rightguide]

I must really hate men and yet want to be led around by them.

There’s definitely a unifying theory behind the aesthetic of “more metal than a Blacksmith's toolbox.” It starts with a nose ring, rebellion’s starter kit. Then it migrates: tongue, nipple, and beyond, until every TSA checkpoint becomes a peep show experience. Add in hoop earrings the size of steering wheels, full-body tattoos that look like a medieval map, and a pet python named Lilith that “totally has a personality,” and you’ve got the modern high priestess of defiance. It’s not fashion anymore; it’s a glaring declaration of independence from subtlety itself.

 

[ll74]

There’s definitely a unifying theory behind the aesthetic of “more metal than a Blacksmith's toolbox.” It starts with a nose ring, rebellion’s starter kit. Then it migrates: tongue, nipple, and beyond, until every TSA checkpoint becomes a peep show experience. Add in hoop earrings the size of steering wheels, full-body tattoos that look like a medieval map, and a pet python named Lilith that “totally has a personality,” and you’ve got the modern high priestess of defiance. It’s not fashion anymore; it’s a glaring declaration of independence from subtlety itself.

KitKat 's comment and your followup really explains your position so well.

 

[LeahWill]

There’s definitely a unifying theory behind the aesthetic of “more metal than a Blacksmith's toolbox.” It starts with a nose ring, rebellion’s starter kit. Then it migrates: tongue, nipple, and beyond, until every TSA checkpoint becomes a peep show experience. Add in hoop earrings the size of steering wheels, full-body tattoos that look like a medieval map, and a pet python named Lilith that “totally has a personality,” and you’ve got the modern high priestess of defiance. It’s not fashion anymore; it’s a glaring declaration of independence from subtlety itself.

WOW.

 

[Rotadom]

“more metal than a Blacksmith's toolbox.”

Why would a blacksmith have more metal in his toolbox than a mechanic?

 

[Rotadom]

WOW.

You can tell he has googled that combination of words more than once.

 

[LeahWill]

You can tell he has googled that combination of words more than once.

I have got to be honest.
This thread is not the rib tickler I was expecting.

 

[ll74]

I have got to be honest.
This thread is not the rib tickler I was expecting.

It's a nose tickler.

 

[DraggonStone]

It’s always amusing how the “down with the patriarchy” crowd proudly sports bull nose rings, a device literally invented to control livestock. You can’t make this up. Nothing says “I’m empowered and independent” quite like wearing the universal symbol for “easily led by the nose.” It’s as if rebellion got outsourced to the local feed store. It’s almost as if rebellion got outsourced to the local feed store.

You're triggered. I'm amused. Low-IQ people, like yourself, have to understand what it's all about. After all, I am the Professor of Triggernometry.

In your head

 

[dmallord]

I got this far... no more... no...

 

[ll74]

Lets walk through how threads here work -
How things work for a triggered person:
1. Person sees something on the internet that sparks their interest
2. Person posts a thread about said thing that triggered them in this forum

Let's walk through how someone who is not triggered handles things:
1. Person sees something that interests them on the internet
2. Person does not start a thread about said thing in this forum

 

[Rightguide]

KitKat 's comment and your followup really explains your position so well.

It’s surprisingly easy to spot someone without a sense of humor. They, like you, are the ones who think sarcasm is a hate crime. You can tell you’ve found one when others are laughing and they’re sitting there, squinting like they’re trying to solve a moral equation. They don’t smile, they “issue corrections.” Their favorite whine is, “That’s not funny,” and their spirit animal is an HR memo. Somewhere along the way, America traded laughter for outrage, and it shows. We’ve got to find the courage to laugh again, even if it means offending the perpetually offended. After all, a country that can’t laugh at itself is like you, halfway into a nervous breakdown. Oh, and I'm not talking about Kitkat here. I'm talking about you and your posse.

 

[ll74]

It’s surprisingly easy to spot someone without a sense of humor. They, like you, are the ones who think sarcasm is a hate crime. You can tell you’ve found one when others are laughing and they’re sitting there, squinting like they’re trying to solve a moral equation. They don’t smile, they “issue corrections.” Their favorite whine is, “That’s not funny,” and their spirit animal is an HR memo. Somewhere along the way, America traded laughter for outrage, and it shows. We’ve got to find the courage to laugh again, even if it means offending the perpetually offended. After all, a country that can’t laugh at itself is like you, halfway into a nervous breakdown. Oh, and I'm not talking about Kitkat here. I'm talking about you and your posse.

You seriously have a weird story in your head of reality.

Nobody follows that reality

 

[Bray123]

There have been a couple of threads here for things that the MAGAts found funny, they very quickly withered away. A racist insult rapidly loses the ability to make people laugh out loud.

 

[LeahWill]

It’s surprisingly easy to spot someone without a sense of humor. They, like you, are the ones who think sarcasm is a hate crime. You can tell you’ve found one when others are laughing and they’re sitting there, squinting like they’re trying to solve a moral equation. They don’t smile, they “issue corrections.” Their favorite whine is, “That’s not funny,” and their spirit animal is an HR memo. Somewhere along the way, America traded laughter for outrage, and it shows. We’ve got to find the courage to laugh again, even if it means offending the perpetually offended. After all, a country that can’t laugh at itself is like you, halfway into a nervous breakdown. Oh, and I'm not talking about Kitkat here. I'm talking about you and your posse.

And for those of you who may have missed it, the closest thing to humour in this piece is provided by the use of the term "your posse".

Once again, that's "your posse".

This was provided as public service information by the UK.

 

[LilKitKat]

It’s surprisingly easy to spot someone without a sense of humor. They, like you, are the ones who think sarcasm is a hate crime. You can tell you’ve found one when others are laughing and they’re sitting there, squinting like they’re trying to solve a moral equation. They don’t smile, they “issue corrections.” Their favorite whine is, “That’s not funny,” and their spirit animal is an HR memo. Somewhere along the way, America traded laughter for outrage, and it shows. We’ve got to find the courage to laugh again, even if it means offending the perpetually offended. After all, a country that can’t laugh at itself is like you, halfway into a nervous breakdown. Oh, and I'm not talking about Kitkat here. I'm talking about you and your posse.

I have my septum pierced (and its not a bull ring) as well as one nostril. My tongue is pierced. My navel is pierced. My nipples are pierced. And my ears are of course too. None of my piercings are particularly...IN YOUR FACE in terms of size or bright colors and such to attract extra attention and I periodically remove them for certain reasons.
I have no face or neck tats, nor ink on my hands or "generally obvious" locations. I do have two tattoos, one below one of my breasts, and the other is on the same side but in between my shoulder and my clavicle. Neither are obvious/garish/ones people would say "youll regret that"...but undoubtedly some dont approve or like any/all of my adornments.
My parents almost always made a point of growing strawberries usually when I was younger and so that is represented on my shoulder area to remind me of my youth and family etc.
My anxiety is generally calmed by lavender and so that is what is portrayed under my breast.
Yes, for those that want to see my ink or piercings, there have been many pics and videos of them in my thread if so inclined.

I didnt do any/all of these because I hate men, want to be led by men, want to rebel against a government or specific form of leadership or tyranny or anything like that. Part of it was simply that I enjoy the aesthetic, albeit it doesnt work on many people and yes, it can "go too far" in my humble opinion, but what someone else likes and/or finds attractive can be vastly different from my turn ons and offs, and that ios fine by me. You dont have to like dyed hair or pierced eyebrows or noses. Millions of others do. Your choices and views represent you, not everyone else.

Lastly, men rule the world. Women rule men. And babies rule women.
That is all.

 

[Rightguide]

Why would a blacksmith have more metal in his toolbox than a mechanic?

Where did I debate a difference? It simply came to mind...maybe because those horseshoes resemble some of the nose rings one sees these days.

 

[TastySuckToy]

What say you?

They crave masculine leadership, but wearing a leash and collar is too obvious.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Nose rings are the sure sign of pure evil.



Meanwhile...

 

[TastySuckToy]

Women rule men.

You're actually not wrong. Most men are so whipped by women that it is embarassing.

 

[Chadrone]

It’s always amusing how the “down with the patriarchy” crowd proudly sports bull nose rings, a device literally invented to control livestock. You can’t make this up. Nothing says “I’m empowered and independent” quite like wearing the universal symbol for “easily led by the nose.” It’s as if rebellion got outsourced to the local feed store. It’s almost as if rebellion got outsourced to the local feed store. What say you?

It's right up there with the paint on the Columbus painting only vandalizing the Injunz.....or the guy who attacked an ICE facility and only shot migrants .... or the countless environmental protest that pollute so bad they're literal trash and sewage disasters. And fuckin' queers for Palestine!!! LOL

The left literally can't stop blwoing their own nuts off.

 

[Chadrone]

Nose rings are the sure sign off pure evil.



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Sure, difference is we prosecute ours.

You guys try to claim yourse have special rights to hang out with small kids in public schools, no questions asked and anyone who doesn't agree is an evil Nazi.

One of these groups is shadier than the other.

 

[Bray123]

The Party of Pedos has to pretend that it's all the other side who are doing it.

Epstein File.