Abducted by aliens and subjected to anal probes!!

[Lisa Denton]

Eeeeeeek!

Yes, I was gone. I got abducted by aliens and the anal probes was actually kinda nice but then they tortured me with no internet.

It was terrible.

I am back but on slooooow dial-up service waiting for my DSL which for some reason will take a freakin month. But I will survive and live to scream from the rooftops that:

AT&T Is Fuckin Pigs

and they are also rude incompetent pigs as well. I am only sayin that cause I am a nice person and shouldn't say how much I really hate them and want to rip thier heads off and stuff so I won't say that.

I finally after hours and days and weeks told them to fuck off and I will glady pay more not to have to deal with them again forever and ever, and even longer.

Some of you may be askin yourself "was Lisa gone" and didn't notice but yes I was lost in a no-internet wasteland for over a month.

It was terrible.

I think I am suffering from a severe porn defenciency.

But I am back and trying to get used to clickin something and waiting for this slow ass stuff to come up. Gosh it takes a long time. No wonder computers didn
t get popular back in the olden days until they came up with high speed.

I will try to come back soon but it is hard to work this antique connection, my computer wants to jump and run and fly, but this connection wants to wallow in the mud.

See ya, Lisa.

P.S. And Remember,

AT&T Is Meanie Pigs

 

[Guest]

Eeeeeeek!

Yes, I was gone. I got abducted by aliens and the anal probes was actually kinda nice but then they tortured me with no internet.

It was terrible.

I am back but on slooooow dial-up service waiting for my DSL which for some reason will take a freakin month. But I will survive and live to scream from the rooftops that:

AT&T Is Fuckin Pigs

and they are also rude incompetent pigs as well. I am only sayin that cause I am a nice person and shouldn't say how much I really hate them and want to rip thier heads off and stuff so I won't say that.

I finally after hours and days and weeks told them to fuck off and I will glady pay more not to have to deal with them again forever and ever, and even longer.

Some of you may be askin yourself "was Lisa gone" and didn't notice but yes I was lost in a no-internet wasteland for over a month.

It was terrible.

I think I am suffering from a severe porn defenciency.

But I am back and trying to get used to clickin something and waiting for this slow ass stuff to come up. Gosh it takes a long time. No wonder computers didn
t get popular back in the olden days until they came up with high speed.

I will try to come back soon but it is hard to work this antique connection, my computer wants to jump and run and fly, but this connection wants to wallow in the mud.

See ya, Lisa.

P.S. And Remember,

AT&T Is Meanie Pigs

Lisa!!!

I would love to torture you with anal probes.

 

[glynndah]

I"m on dial up, too and on the yucky computer since the good one got zapped by lightning this week. I don't remember any anal probes or fun stuff, though.

 

[starrkers]

Oh, you mean there's a fun side to no internet? Thank god for that - I'll be entering no internet hell in the near future, at least there's something to look forward to!

 

[Lisa Denton]

Lisa!!!

I would love to torture you with anal probes.

Oooooooh Sarahh, Hi!!!!

I actually squealed when I read that.

So nice to see a friend, are you happy to see me or is that a big anal probe in your pocket?

 

[Lisa Denton]

I"m on dial up, too and on the yucky computer since the good one got zapped by lightning this week. I don't remember any anal probes or fun stuff, though.

Well, that makes you a expert compared to me. How do you make it speed up to its fastest slow speed?

I networked my hi-speed DSL myself when I had it but I don't know anything about this stuffs.

Any tips?

 

[Guest]

Oooooooh Sarahh, Hi!!!!

I actually squealed when I read that.

So nice to see a friend, are you happy to see me or is that a big anal probe in your pocket?

Both!

I've missed seeing you about these parts, naughty girl!!!

 

[pellso27]

sounds like my honeymoon

 

[rgraham666]

Hi Lisa.

So nice to see you back.

I understand too well about the internet problems. Been having weird things happen with mine for the last week or more.

 

[deathlynx]

Good to see you back...sorry to hear about Internet issues...I know it would drive me nuts, but not nearly so much as MrsDL

 

[oggbashan]

The lesbian spiders missed you too.

They've had hundreds of babies in the time you've been away.

I didn't ask them how. It's not the sort of thing that spiders like to talk about.

Welcome back.

Og

 

[cloudy]

I've missed you, Lisa!

Welcome home.

 

[jomar]

I remember you saying "see ya later." Though don't expect you to remember me - newbie and all that. But welcome back.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Fucking aliens.

They got ya before you could get to the gun cabinet, right? That sucks.

 

[R. Richard]

Welcome back Lisa!

Let me again repeat my previous message. Just because YOU have no computer or no Internet connection doesn't mean you are exiled to a vast wasteland. Your public library has Internet connections, usually DSL type connections. You can go in, sign up, wait in line and then get your Internet fix. [While you wait, they always have plenty to read.]

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Welcome back, Lisa

The place is better for having you around again - even if you're slow.

Elle

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Wellcum Bak, Liza. Wi misst yer fase

(riterly) J Jackson

 

[MagicaPractica]

I am back but on slooooow dial-up service waiting for my DSL which for some reason will take a freakin month.

I feel your pain but at least it's only a month. There is no dsl or cable out where I live and no plans in the forseeable future for either. It's dial up or nothing.

Welcome back I enjoy your humor a lot.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

It's the damndest thing.........

I was turkey hunting with a buddy of mine just this morning and I specifically told him that I hoped we didn't get abducted by aliens and be subjected to anal probes.

Small world? Karma? You decide.......................

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Next time Lisa gets anal probed, I wanna watch

 

[TE999]

Hey Lisa--Welcome back!

Dial-up sucks out loud but it beats no internet at all.

In re: the anal probes-- 9 out of 10 extraterrestrial doctors recommend Maximum Strength Preparation 'H' for fast temporary relief.

That and a soft pillow.

 

[yevkassem72]

Past disputes aside, I still am glad to see you return.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Eeeeeeek!

Yes, I was gone. I got abducted by aliens and the anal probes was actually kinda nice but then they tortured me with no internet.

It was terrible.

I am back but on slooooow dial-up service waiting for my DSL which for some reason will take a freakin month. But I will survive and live to scream from the rooftops that:

AT&T Is Fuckin Pigs

--

P.S. And Remember,

AT&T Is Meanie Pigs

Oh, mercy to my goodness, Miss Denton. For someone who has been AWOL (absent without our leave), you are being a very naughty girl. Remember, we here at the phone company are omnipotent -- will, except for a few of the male executives, they're just impotent. snarkle, snarkle.

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Rumple Foreskin

 

[human_male]

I get taken up and probed quite often. It's not the probing that get's me really, it's when they all stand around afterward and laugh at me that sucks.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Fucking aliens.

They got ya before you could get to the gun cabinet, right? That sucks.

Hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahaha!!!

Thanks for giving me a smile, I think there could be a movie in there:

"Babes With Big Guns Battle The Evil Aliens"

Soon to be playin near you.

Rated XXX for extreme violence and explicit sexual content.