Aaaarrrggghhhh!!!!

[Guest]

 

[freakygirl]

What is it that you are trying to do?

 

[Raina]

lol

I was just going to say that you don't need a man, you just need freakygurl!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[k¡tty]

*sniffs all Barney Fife like*



If I lived closer to ya I'd attempt to help ya.

 

[Guest]

 

[Summery]

If I lived closer to ya I'd attempt to help ya.

I was going to say the same thing. I even have my own set of tools. And, before tools, it's amazing what you can fix with a simple butter knife.

Hiya Foxy moxy! I'm sorry for your troubles.

 

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[Ishmael]

There's never a man around when you need one.

I have to do stuff that requires a screwdriver (or something like it) and I have *no* idea where to start.

If it's work use the 'sharp' end Foxy. If it's play, please use the blunt end.

Ishmael

 

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[k¡tty]

Ooo begging Ishy!











I hope that you find someone or are soon able to fix yourself Foxylicious.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

well if you lived closer to me I would come on over and fix the door for you

 

[Guest]

 

[Ishmael]

Will you fix it for me, Ishy?

*begs*

My service charge is $0/hour plus expenses. Made the reservations yet?

Ishmael

 

[Guest]

 

[Ishmael]

On my way

What a woman.

Ishmael

 

[Guest]

 

[Ishmael]

The screwdriver just slipped and cut my hand when I was trying to screw the handle back on.

I'm useless.

*cries*

That is far from the truth Foxy.

Ishmael

 

[TheMoonshine]

Can you say *DUCT TAPE*..?.......No reason for me to say that ,but,...I felt like it anyways.....

 

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[Marxist]

Anybody remember how Starfish used a screwdriver to masturbate once?

Ahh memories...

 

[TheMoonshine]

I can say duct tape. I can also say fu...

Never mind.

I'm in a bad mood

Bad mood ay...Maybe it is a good time for the duct tape......

 

[batter]

if i were closer Foxy, i would go and help ya.

Damn these continental divides anyway!!!!

Hugs!