AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

[Expertise]

I NEED SEX!!!I want to be fucked so senseless that I would be left for dead by anyone other than trained medical personel!

Sorry if I didn't spew that somewhere I was gonna burst.

Your indulgence is appreciated.

 

[Ambrosious]

Expertise

That was a cool Charlie Brown impression. It was just like watching Lucy pull the ball away. Who else do you do?

 

[Guest]

Dial 1-900-DUM-FUCK and hold until the busy signal stops. Tell them Ambrosious sent you and you'll get an additional discount.

 

[Expertise]

No sex, no talent....

Damn it to hell I was going for a distraught Garfield.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Naked Hunny]

awww Poor baby!! *hugs*

 

[Expertise]

Phone sex would even be acceptable at this point

I need hot, wet, slippery, slick, tight, moaning, orgasmic thrashing, wailing, near anurism inducing sex from a highly aggressive and talented trollop. Who wants to use me like the cheap slut I am.

I am so ashamed.LOL

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I appreciate yer problem....

But don't look at me.

 

[Expertise]

Only Females need apply.

Don't worry Sparky... even I have never been that horny.

 

[Naked Hunny]

yea yet! Watch Out Sparky!

 

[Expertise]

I just realized I had passed 3000 posts..... ya know ya got a problem when...

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Expertise]

Sadly, I have never been with virgin (stifling fiendish yet gleeful laughter)s

Poor baby. Sorry, not into phone sex, or I'd volunteer-though I don't know how much help a stressed out virgin would be anyway.

Help?.....

that would be dependant on you proximity, curiosity and your real desire for knowledge.

 

[CelestialBody]

Re: Sadly, I have never been with virgin (stifling fiendish yet gleeful laughter)s

 

[Guest]

Run away before its too late

 

[Guest]

I wanna lick from yor nose to your toe's and back up the other side.

 

[Expertise]

I gotta have sex or some meds post haste.LOL

 

[ericred50]

So Im right you do have a problem. If you were a damsel I would rescue you, but you are not so you will just have to grim and bear it ! Keep taking the tablets.

 

[CelestialBody]

Goodness Gracious, the things you miss when you're in the shower!

 

[Expertise]

Re: Goodness Gracious, the things you miss when you're in the shower!

Meds? Can't help you there, my roomie's got the hook-up, but she's never around. Sorry.

Given my "druthers" CB..... i'll take the sex.LOL

 

[KillerMuffin]

*sigh*

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Exp...IM me...I'm in the same condition

 

[TN_Vixen]

this is my life

being horny with no way to *really* be satisfied.


*shakes head* so wrong, so very very wrong.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Vix!?! C'mon now.....

You have ways. It's just that yer so friggin' horney, so often - you can't keep up with yerself.

 

[livin_simple]

Seems Like

I'm nearly continuously in the same state....

Taking care of things yourself just doesn't satisfy like a really good roll in the hay.....at least three times a week.

Where are all those people who were elaborating upon the joys of being single a few days ago?????

Lackanookie seems to be part of the single condition.