aaaaaargh!

[Guest]

i can't fucking cum. i'm so frustraited. i've been trying for an hour and now i'm tired and still horney and the battery on my vibe is just about dead. this is the shittiest feeling ever. i want to scream!

 

[seXieleXie]

and on top off all that something ate my cookies...

 

[mistressastra]

Unregistered? Why?

 

[Rubyfruit]

I hate when that happens.

 

[mistressastra]

LOL ah ha! When things don't fall into placeso to speak, I read explicit stories while using the vibe. Makes everything come together.

 

[Shaq]

That sucks....I can orgasm in 30 secs if I jerk hard enough...in sickness and health...

 

[metal_minx]

try not to think about...its like when you were a kid and you couldnt fall asleep on x-mas eve because you were anticipating waking up

 

[seXieleXie]

it's kinda hard to not think about it

 

[metal_minx]

i know...i have the same problem sometimes...

 

[cymbidia]

lexie - give it up.
Do sit-ups instead.
Take a walk.
Don't eat.
Go take a long bath if you have the facilities.

Write. Write out your frustration. Don't worry about punctuation. Do a stream of consciouness thing.

If it's not happening right now, it's not happening.
So what?
You'll get yourself off tomorrow instead.

 

[seXieleXie]

oh no, it's too late for me cym! i'm eating celery. does this mean i'll never cum again?!



just kidding. i know it's not the end of the world, it just really sucks, especially because i still have that edgy horny feeling and i can't get rid of it.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Think of Wednesday!

 

[seXieleXie]

Think of Wednesday!

somehow i don't think that will do it

 

[AzureAngel]

Think of... Iono. Hmm.

I won't make the situation worse. I'll just censor myself.

 

[cymbidia]

oh no, it's too late for me cym! i'm eating celery. does this mean i'll never cum again?!

Celery isn't food unless it has peanut butter on it.
You're safe.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

And cym... that still aint bed

 

[cymbidia]

Not yet.
Wish you were here to warm it with me.
Course that'd probably work to chase all my sleepiness away.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You know it would.

What was the longest bite mark you had stay on you for?

 

[MechaBlade]

That sucks....I can orgasm in 30 secs if I jerk hard enough...in sickness and health...

That's amazing. My record time is 5 mins if I look at A LOT of porn beforehand.

There is nothing worse than stopping mid-masturbation and not being able to finish. Like when your roommates come home. Nothing. Sometimes I am tempted to just finish in front of 'em.

 

[cymbidia]

Way way way too long.
And in an obvious spot, too.

There's some kinda natural law that requires the more public a mark like that is, the longer it remains visible.

You?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Honey, That I have left?

Six weeks, or maybe 8. I cant remember

I was just thinking with you I would enjoy really tasting the flesh, knowing how much you hate it of course.

 

[Laurel]

.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Speak up tweet, dont mumble.

 

[Laurel]

!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Getting there

Now say Fuck for us.