A year on: How attractive are you?

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How Attractive Are You?

Aesthetically, rather than personality-wise (cause we're all full of inner-beauty, aren't we?). Are you a looker? Do you rate a 'ten'? Do you have the opposite sex drooling after you? I'm shallow, and I need to know... how that would feel.

One year on, have you got better looking? Do you feel better?

Affirmation. (An average-looking guy with an average mind and a mediocre body. But I cook a mean omelette).
 
A year on from what event? Or is this a Britishism I'm not familiar with, just meaning compared to a year ago?
 
Affirmation said:
How Attractive Are You?
I haven't got the foggiest clue.

Enough to occationally canoodle with people that I myself find attractive.

But not enough to canoodle with anybody I wish.

Wether this is attributed to looks, charm, pheromones, or me being hung like a gnu is a question I can't answer.
 
Liar said:
I haven't got the foggiest clue.

Enough to occationally canoodle with people that I myself find attractive.

But not enough to canoodle with anybody I wish.

Wether this is attributed to looks, charm, pheromones, or me being hung like a gnu is a question I can't answer.
-exactly how hung is a gnu?

I am of above average physical looks. I am plus sized, but i carry it well I have pretty eyes and I really like the bone structure of my face. I have short hair and I think it suits me better than long. Depending on the environment I am in I do frequently get hit on or offers of free drinks. I think my biggest draw is that I just go out to have fun. I don't need someone else to have a good time. If everyone is out with a partner two stepping, I will be out there by myself dancing to the band. ( I don't feel comfortable dancing with men other than my spouse)
 
Dar~ said:
-exactly how hung is a gnu?
Duno. I never said the likeness to it was the size or shape. But I do believe that when it comes to amount, a boy gnu and I have just as many.
 
Affirmation said:
How Attractive Are You?

Aesthetically, rather than personality-wise (cause we're all full of inner-beauty, aren't we?). Are you a looker? Do you rate a 'ten'? Do you have the opposite sex drooling after you? I'm shallow, and I need to know... how that would feel.

One year on, have you got better looking? Do you feel better?

Affirmation. (An average-looking guy with an average mind and a mediocre body. But I cook a mean omelette).

Well, you are an ass if you have to ask - it only means you are not... so ok, I will give. I get laid by gorgeous girls and beautiful men. Am I a looker? Well, it depends who is looking. I turn heads when I walk into a room, but not on my look, rather on prescence. People love being around me as much as I love being around them.

No one is a 10. No one ... unless you are in love .... or want sex :|
 
CharleyH said:
Well, you are an ass if you have to ask - it only means you are not... so ok, I will give. I get laid by gorgeous girls and beautiful men. Am I a looker? Well, it depends who is looking. I turn heads when I walk into a room, but not on my look, rather on prescence. People love being around me as much as I love being around them.

No one is a 10. No one ... unless you are in love .... or want sex :|

Okay... but I'm male and I think Brad Pitt is in the 9.99 range.

Female-wise, it's possible for a woman to be an 11 for me... natural blondes get 2 points just for breathing...

Sincerely,
ElSol
 
LOLOL I never give it much thought. I'm not often hired to scare kids into eating their veggies but I don't get hit on that often. Then again it really doesn't matter much to me because I get enough sex to keep myself satisfied and my neighbors in an uproar. :D Then again it helps that I'm married to a wonderful woman who is as horny as I am and can cause people to do a double take on the nude beach.

Cat
 
This question makes me queasy.

It's like asking someone "How smart are you?" If you have to ask, the answer you get will probably not be the one you're looking for. Quantifying attractiveness is a pretty pointless pursuit. What I find attractive in a man or woman will not be the same as you find attractive.

I'm physically attractive to some, not to others. I'm moody as hell and ofttimes difficult to live with; so unfortunately, (or not), the looks come as a package deal.
 
I'm ugly.

But I've never had problems getting a woman off with my fingers, mouth, or dick... so most of my pussy comes on referral.

Have to admit... getting that first referral WAS A BEEEATTCH!!!

Sincerely,
ElSol
 
McKenna said:
This question makes me queasy.

It's like asking someone "How smart are you?" If you have to ask, the answer you get will probably not be the one you're looking for. Quantifying attractiveness is a pretty pointless pursuit. What I find attractive in a man or woman will not be the same as you find attractive.

I'm physically attractive to some, not to others. I'm moody as hell and ofttimes difficult to live with; so unfortunately, (or not), the looks come as a package deal.

I'm freaking brilliant... but I'm fucking lazy.

See not that hard a question :)

Sincerely,
ElSol
 
elsol said:
I'm freaking brilliant... but I'm fucking lazy.

See not that hard a question :)

Sincerely,
ElSol

Freaking brilliant but too lazy for a mind fuck?

Such a pity... ;)
 
elsol said:
Okay... but I'm male and I think Brad Pitt is in the 9.99 range.

Female-wise, it's possible for a woman to be an 11 for me... natural blondes get 2 points just for breathing...

Sincerely,
ElSol

But that is what I said ... if you are in love ... or want sex. You look - YOU see ;) Brad Pitt is a gawky looking skinny boy to some - not me - but to some :)
 
McKenna said:
Freaking brilliant but too lazy for a mind fuck?

Such a pity... ;)

I don't do that mind fuck stuff... the condom always suffocates me.

Sincerely,
ElSol
 
McKenna said:
:D Thank you for the "McKenna Guffaw Moment of the Day!"
Ah...sigh...

There's never enough guffaw in the world.
 
I would love to say I've never thought about this...but of course I have. Honestly, it depends on my mood how I feel about myself. I don't usually think I'm ugly. I like my body now that I am back to where I feel it belongs, but I still have work to do...

I'm not cursed with a lack of confidence mind you...but if we are talking about pure looks, then I think that pulls some of the things I am most confident about "out of the picture". I think there are things about me that are more attractive than my looks...
 
I'm old, fat, ugly, and write porn....

What's not to love???
 
Affirmation said:
How Attractive Are You?

I think that I am more cute and confident than sexy. (I am only 5' 2") But then confidence can be a sexy thing. I try to keep myself looking and feeling good if that is a description for ya. It is very hard for me to judge what my looks are aesthetically. Then I get to feeling kinda vain.

I guess what I see as attractive with my looks may be a different thing with other people.
 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
Each year, I meet more and more people, and each year my laugh lines gain more and more hilarity. :cathappy:

ROFLOL LOL :D
 
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