The Heretic
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Replace a word in the Star Wars script with "Pants" and:
http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=1906
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
You are unwise to lower your pants.
Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
The Force is strong in my pants.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
Your pants, you will not need them.
Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
Pull up! All pants pull up!
Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
These aren't the pants you're looking for.
A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing
"I want them alive. No pants." -Vader
He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
Away with your pants, I mean you no harm!
Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants.
Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them
Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
"Don't do that, my pants are dirty." "My pants are dirty, too."
The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power
I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further
Look at the size of those pants!
I'm taking Captain Solo ... and his pants
General Tarkin, I thought I recognized your foul pants...
Jabba please take these pants as a token of friendship
Search your pants, you know it to be true.
It is pointless to resist the power of the dark pants...
The pants can have a strong influence on weak minds
"WHAT" "Luke has pants now"
I only hope that when the pants are analyzed a weakness can be found
Rear pants down... Argh!!!
Your father wanted you to have pants when you were old enough
I'm not in this for your revolution, I'm in it for the pants
I seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for Solo's pants
You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done.
At Last, we will have our pants.
Lets just say, we'd like to avoid any Imperal pants
The emperor asks the impossible. I need more pants.
Though I never thought I would be smuggling pants.
We've got to get a reading on those pants, Up or Down.
"Pants, Luke, Pants!"
"Slimey? My pants this is." -Yoda
15!?! We can almost buy our own pants for that!
i will teach you to master the pants
Through the pants, things you will see!
Imperial pants have entered the base! Imperial pants have entered the base!
Take care of your pants, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it.
Tell them if they don't do as you ask you will becom angry and use your pants
There's no mystical energy field that controls my pants
Don't try to frighten us with your scorcerer's pants, Lord Vader.
He was seduced by the dark pants of the force
"I happen to like nice pants."
"You knew my pants?"
It's your father's pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
Luke, help me take these pants off. -(dying) Darth Vader
Sir, if any of my circuits or pants will help, I will gladly donate them.
Yahoo! You're all clear kid. Now let's blow these pants and go home!
Yeah, well droids aren't known for ripping pants off when they loose!
Bounty hunters ... we don't need their pants
Chewie, shes hurt, get pants!
It appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my pants
So long ago, when all we had was our love. No politics, no plotting, no pants.
You have taken your first step into larger pants
I have brought peace, justice, safety, and security to my new pants
I used to bullseye womp rats in my pants back home.
Look sir, pants!
The Force can have a strong influence on weak pants.
How will the emperor maintain control without the pants?
I don't think the Empire had wookiees in mind when they designed pants
I take pants from just one person: Me!
If you fail me again, I'll put a price on your pants so large...
Much anger in him, like his pants
Tell that to Jabba. If you're lucky he might only take your pants.
Where are the pants for the rebel base?
You do have your pants. Not many of them, but you do have them.
Your pants can decieve you, Luke.
A great many voices cried "pants", and then were silenced, all at once.
Give the evacuation signal ... and get to your pants!
Han, my pants, you disappoint me
I don't know where you get your pants, laser brain
In my experience, there are no such thing as pants
It has seen the end of Kenobi and will soon see the end of pants
I've got a bad feeling in my pants about this.
Just for once let me look at you with my own pants
Nearly there... Nearly there... Just pants off for a few more seconds!
Long ago in pants far away
Only now...in my pants...do you understand.
Your pants, we don't want their kind in here, they'll have to wait outside
i blew a hole in there pants
I'd just as soon pants a Wookiie!
I'm going in closer to one of the bigger pants.
I'm looking forward to completing your pants
Obi-Wan has pantsed you well.
Beep beep boop pants (R2D2 sound effects)
There will be no pants, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.
yes let the pants flow through you
As it a thousand voices suddnely cried out in pants, and then were silenced.
dont worry kid i got your pants
Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants
May the pants be with you
She's rich, powerful, if you were to resuce her the reawads would be pants!
The great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pants
These pants are for smuggling, I never thought I'd use them to smuggle myself
We have... powerful pants. You're going to regret this.
You'll find I'm full of pants
You're suffering from hybernation sickness. Your pants will return in time.
..And we shall have pants (-Palpatine Episode 3)
Aim it at the pants!
Short pants is better than no pants
Sorry about the pants.
That anit a small moon, thems are pants!
Use the Pants, Luke!
"Chewie, make sure there aren't any more chewing on the pants"
"They're speaking in pants."
"We're going to discuss the location of your hidden rebel pants"
"We're going to discuss the pants of your hidden rebel base"
Actually, Artoo has been known to make pants...From time to time.
So, you have a twin sister! Your pants have now betrayed her too.
these pants will do
Traveling through Hyperspace isn't like dusting pants, boy!
dont go to the pants side
Pants! Pants is my sister!
Who is more pantsish, the pants or the pants who pantses him
...I got my own pants
Great kid! Don't get pants.
Great, Chewie ... always thinking with your pants
The pants will be with you, always.
You can't win, but there are alternatives to pants
-Search your feelings, Luke. You know it to be true. -PAAAAAAAANTS!!!!
Chewie, jam his pants!
Hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good blaster at your side
pants me obie-wan kenobe pants me
That's not pants...That's a space station!
The shield is still up ... all pants pull up!
"Luke, we're gonna have pants."
...I got my own pants (problems)
..like your father, you are now pants! (Palpatine Episode IV)
He was seduced by the dark side of the pants
How you get so big eating pants of this kind? - Yoda
in a pair of pants a long long time ago
In a way, you have chosen the pants to be destroyed first.
Jabba ... this is your last chance. Pants us, or die.
Luke, I am your pants
Luke,I am your pants...(so THAT"S where they went)
ahhh my panties are in a twist untwist them you will
I don't know where you get your pants, Laser-brains!
I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Pants are not as forgiving as I am.
Panty pants pants
"Pants not make one great." -Yoda
I've got a bad feeling about pants.
I don't care what you smell get in pants.
We shall double our pants!
"Let's just say we want to avoid any Imperial pants"
I want that ship, not pants!
Lock the pants, R2
Pants transfer from cell block 1138...
Pants, I am your father!
TK421, why aren't you at your pants?
Many of the pants we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view
Stormtroopes, here! I have to warn the pants!
We have engaged the pants, General!
Pants me Obi-Wan Kenobi, your my only hope.
This bucket of pants is never going to get us past that blockade.
That's no pants. It's a space station.
This battle station will keep the pants in line now.
See you look this good. 300 years your pants be.
Did you hear that? They shot down the main pants! We'll be destroyed for sure
I'll meet you at the rendezvous pants
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I find your lack of pants disturbing.
You are unwise to lower your pants.
Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
The Force is strong in my pants.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
Your pants, you will not need them.
Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
Pull up! All pants pull up!
Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
These aren't the pants you're looking for.
A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing
"I want them alive. No pants." -Vader
He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
Away with your pants, I mean you no harm!
Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants.
Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them
Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
"Don't do that, my pants are dirty." "My pants are dirty, too."
The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power
I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further
Look at the size of those pants!
I'm taking Captain Solo ... and his pants
General Tarkin, I thought I recognized your foul pants...
Jabba please take these pants as a token of friendship
Search your pants, you know it to be true.
It is pointless to resist the power of the dark pants...
The pants can have a strong influence on weak minds
"WHAT" "Luke has pants now"
I only hope that when the pants are analyzed a weakness can be found
Rear pants down... Argh!!!
Your father wanted you to have pants when you were old enough
I'm not in this for your revolution, I'm in it for the pants
I seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for Solo's pants
You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done.
At Last, we will have our pants.
Lets just say, we'd like to avoid any Imperal pants
The emperor asks the impossible. I need more pants.
Though I never thought I would be smuggling pants.
We've got to get a reading on those pants, Up or Down.
"Pants, Luke, Pants!"
"Slimey? My pants this is." -Yoda
15!?! We can almost buy our own pants for that!
i will teach you to master the pants
Through the pants, things you will see!
Imperial pants have entered the base! Imperial pants have entered the base!
Take care of your pants, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it.
Tell them if they don't do as you ask you will becom angry and use your pants
There's no mystical energy field that controls my pants
Don't try to frighten us with your scorcerer's pants, Lord Vader.
He was seduced by the dark pants of the force
"I happen to like nice pants."
"You knew my pants?"
It's your father's pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
Luke, help me take these pants off. -(dying) Darth Vader
Sir, if any of my circuits or pants will help, I will gladly donate them.
Yahoo! You're all clear kid. Now let's blow these pants and go home!
Yeah, well droids aren't known for ripping pants off when they loose!
Bounty hunters ... we don't need their pants
Chewie, shes hurt, get pants!
It appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my pants
So long ago, when all we had was our love. No politics, no plotting, no pants.
You have taken your first step into larger pants
I have brought peace, justice, safety, and security to my new pants
I used to bullseye womp rats in my pants back home.
Look sir, pants!
The Force can have a strong influence on weak pants.
How will the emperor maintain control without the pants?
I don't think the Empire had wookiees in mind when they designed pants
I take pants from just one person: Me!
If you fail me again, I'll put a price on your pants so large...
Much anger in him, like his pants
Tell that to Jabba. If you're lucky he might only take your pants.
Where are the pants for the rebel base?
You do have your pants. Not many of them, but you do have them.
Your pants can decieve you, Luke.
A great many voices cried "pants", and then were silenced, all at once.
Give the evacuation signal ... and get to your pants!
Han, my pants, you disappoint me
I don't know where you get your pants, laser brain
In my experience, there are no such thing as pants
It has seen the end of Kenobi and will soon see the end of pants
I've got a bad feeling in my pants about this.
Just for once let me look at you with my own pants
Nearly there... Nearly there... Just pants off for a few more seconds!
Long ago in pants far away
Only now...in my pants...do you understand.
Your pants, we don't want their kind in here, they'll have to wait outside
i blew a hole in there pants
I'd just as soon pants a Wookiie!
I'm going in closer to one of the bigger pants.
I'm looking forward to completing your pants
Obi-Wan has pantsed you well.
Beep beep boop pants (R2D2 sound effects)
There will be no pants, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.
yes let the pants flow through you
As it a thousand voices suddnely cried out in pants, and then were silenced.
dont worry kid i got your pants
Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants
May the pants be with you
She's rich, powerful, if you were to resuce her the reawads would be pants!
The great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pants
These pants are for smuggling, I never thought I'd use them to smuggle myself
We have... powerful pants. You're going to regret this.
You'll find I'm full of pants
You're suffering from hybernation sickness. Your pants will return in time.
..And we shall have pants (-Palpatine Episode 3)
Aim it at the pants!
Short pants is better than no pants
Sorry about the pants.
That anit a small moon, thems are pants!
Use the Pants, Luke!
"Chewie, make sure there aren't any more chewing on the pants"
"They're speaking in pants."
"We're going to discuss the location of your hidden rebel pants"
"We're going to discuss the pants of your hidden rebel base"
Actually, Artoo has been known to make pants...From time to time.
So, you have a twin sister! Your pants have now betrayed her too.
these pants will do
Traveling through Hyperspace isn't like dusting pants, boy!
dont go to the pants side
Pants! Pants is my sister!
Who is more pantsish, the pants or the pants who pantses him
...I got my own pants
Great kid! Don't get pants.
Great, Chewie ... always thinking with your pants
The pants will be with you, always.
You can't win, but there are alternatives to pants
-Search your feelings, Luke. You know it to be true. -PAAAAAAAANTS!!!!
Chewie, jam his pants!
Hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good blaster at your side
pants me obie-wan kenobe pants me
That's not pants...That's a space station!
The shield is still up ... all pants pull up!
"Luke, we're gonna have pants."
...I got my own pants (problems)
..like your father, you are now pants! (Palpatine Episode IV)
He was seduced by the dark side of the pants
How you get so big eating pants of this kind? - Yoda
in a pair of pants a long long time ago
In a way, you have chosen the pants to be destroyed first.
Jabba ... this is your last chance. Pants us, or die.
Luke, I am your pants
Luke,I am your pants...(so THAT"S where they went)
ahhh my panties are in a twist untwist them you will
I don't know where you get your pants, Laser-brains!
I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Pants are not as forgiving as I am.
Panty pants pants
"Pants not make one great." -Yoda
I've got a bad feeling about pants.
I don't care what you smell get in pants.
We shall double our pants!
"Let's just say we want to avoid any Imperial pants"
I want that ship, not pants!
Lock the pants, R2
Pants transfer from cell block 1138...
Pants, I am your father!
TK421, why aren't you at your pants?
Many of the pants we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view
Stormtroopes, here! I have to warn the pants!
We have engaged the pants, General!
Pants me Obi-Wan Kenobi, your my only hope.
This bucket of pants is never going to get us past that blockade.
That's no pants. It's a space station.
This battle station will keep the pants in line now.
See you look this good. 300 years your pants be.
Did you hear that? They shot down the main pants! We'll be destroyed for sure
I'll meet you at the rendezvous pants
