A woman's stride indicates how easily she can orgasm, researchers claim

[Guest]

[To the tune of "Did You Ever See a (Wet) Dream Walking..."]

Plot bunny, anyone?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26676622/

 

[adabbaduli]

nice post!

 

[starrkers]

Hardly definitive study- 16 women.
But plot possibilities abound

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Hardly definitive study- 16 women.
But plot possibilities abound

Hmmmm . . . guys watching security cameras . . . hacking into debit card machines for addresses . . . midnight intrusions . . . NonConsent/Reluctance!

 

[amicus]

I have asked...and been told by several....females...that those women who sit, with their legs crossed, bouncing a foot rapidly up and down, are mildly masturbating.

True or False?




amicus...

 

[Liar]

I have asked...and been told by several....females...that those women who sit, with their legs crossed, bouncing a foot rapidly up and down, are mildly masturbating.

True or False?




amicus...

Depends.

Do they also have a hand down their panties?

 

[impressive]

Depends.

Do they also have a hand down their panties?

BWAH!!!!

 

[past_perfect]

I have asked...and been told by several....females...that those women who sit, with their legs crossed, bouncing a foot rapidly up and down, are mildly masturbating.

True or False?




amicus...

Well, if it is false, I have hired my staff back when I was still a department head for all the wrong reasons.

The gait thing is a bit of an old hat though, Alexander Lowen had discovered that in the early 80's at the height of the bioenergetics movement already. And it is probably a reason why Yoga is quite popular amongst women.

 

[Guest]

I'm thinking StrideRite Shoes' marketing department will want to jump on this one.

 

[DesertPirate]

I'm thinking StrideRite Shoes' marketing department will want to jump on this one.

*coffee spew*

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Naaah. The real give-away is patent leather shoes.

 

[Stella_Omega]

[To the tune of "Did You Ever See a (Wet) Dream Walking..."]

Plot bunny, anyone?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26676622/

Gotta love those academics, bless their sincere little hearts.

I wonder if brody has talked to women about the differences between vaginal, clitoral and anal orgasms?

 

[colddiesel]

Svetlana Pankratova!! I'm fantasising

 

[Guest]

I suddenly have a great deal more understanding of the motivation behind shoe fetishism.

Who knew that shoe parts could be so--umm, uplifting?

http://shoes.about.com/od/shoetermsglossary/shoetermsglossary.htm

(with a few additions)

Footbed = The desired position of shoe fetishists everywhere.

Goring = Spike heels, anyone?

Heel Breast = The mind boggles.

Shank = See below.

Throat = Deep or otherwise.

Tongue = 'Nuff said!

Top Lift = See below.

Upper = That sudden "lift" in one's spirits.

Vamp = Well, of course!

I wonder if brody has talked to women about the differences between vaginal, clitoral and anal orgasms?

So, let's see: vaginal orgasms would be caused by the shank, cliltoral orgasms by the tongue, and anal orgasms by what? The top lift?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I suddenly have a great deal more understanding of the motivation behind shoe fetishism.

Who knew that shoe parts could be so--umm, uplifting?

http://shoes.about.com/od/shoetermsglossary/shoetermsglossary.htm

(with a few additions)

Footbed = The desired position of shoe fetishists everywhere.

Goring = Spike heels, anyone?

Heel Breast = The mind boggles.

Shank = See below.

Throat = Deep or otherwise.

Tongue = 'Nuff said!

Top Lift = See below.

Upper = That sudden "lift" in one's spirits.

Vamp = Well, of course!




So, let's see: vaginal orgasms would be caused by the shank, cliltoral orgasms by the tongue, and anal orgasms by what? The top lift?

Never in my life have I had the slightest interest in the erotic ramifications of footwear . . . until tonight! http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/sFun_drool21.gif

 

[KarmaKitty]

Women's basketball/softball/soccer coach to injured player: Come on! Walk it off! walk it off!

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Anal/vaginal combined orgasms ftw. Srsly.

Also, I love you.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I have asked...and been told by several....females...that those women who sit, with their legs crossed, bouncing a foot rapidly up and down, are mildly masturbating.

True or False?




amicus...

I've done that before when I've needed the toilet, but never for a cheap thrill in public.

Interesting post, GnomeDePlume

I read something similar about guys when they drive. Apparently the guys who drive with an arm hanging out of the window are more likely to be a one minute wonder - something to do with being relaxed.

 

[Guest]

Women's basketball/softball/soccer coach to injured player: Come on! Walk it off! walk it off!

Actually, once this gets out, all the guys (and not a few of the gals) in the stands will be chanting that!

 

[lance gt]

No wonder women are so horny, they orgasm when they sit, walk, run or move. I can see studies being done on which type of walk produces the best orgasm for each body type and so forth. Yes, a woman can sit with her legs crossed and mildly stimulate her vagina and cliotral areas and have small orgasms. The nice little ones that keep them happy till real sex takes care of the main ones.

 

[butters]

I have asked...and been told by several....females...that those women who sit, with their legs crossed, bouncing a foot rapidly up and down, are mildly masturbating.

True or False?




amicus...

not in my experience. it means I'm getting really really annoyed and trying to bite my tongue.

 

[Freefall_mc]

impatience, padlock and hinge latched tongue, self restraint, too much coffee, ...and YES!

oh common now, i cant be the only one
It's a sweet lifesaver too.
Shall I start the day?

-highway intersection speed bumps on the way to work,
think ill hit them this time at 40 mph
-new swivel office chair, chair form just perfect, ass/thigh settles shape perfect...cant see screen though, leaning forward
-loading gear in truck, swing a little rhythm with that weight
-washboard roads

 

[Stella_Omega]

Or sitting dead flat on your bottom, until your genitals have actually lost circulation.

When the blood starts coming back in...

 

[lance gt]

impatience, padlock and hinge latched tongue, self restraint, too much coffee, ...and YES!

oh common now, i cant be the only one
It's a sweet lifesaver too.
Shall I start the day?

-highway intersection speed bumps on the way to work,
think ill hit them this time at 40 mph
-new swivel office chair, chair form just perfect, ass/thigh settles shape perfect...cant see screen though, leaning forward
-loading gear in truck, swing a little rhythm with that weight
-washboard roads

Seems you have a myriad of ways to find self pleasure in the most mundane things in life MC. I like that. Ooooo you're such a sexy girl.

 

[JackLuis]

This is want I found interesting in the article

"The whole issue of female orgasm is still murky.

“There is absolutely no consensus whatsoever on the thing that makes a woman orgasm,” reports Tierney Ahrold, a sex researcher at the University of Texas, Austin. “Female orgasm is a kind of unstable web of factors.”

So it all comes down to the mystery of the ages, "What do women really want?"