A valuable lesson: I'm naked in the kitchen

[FallenSeraph]

Well, I was. Well, actually, I did have on boxers, but that was about it. Its Sunday morning and I finally dragged myself out of bed and started to make breakfast, bacon and eggs, the only things that I can make without starting a fire. And surprise, surprise, the grease splatters a bit and burns the living shit out of my entire front. I doubt the marks will fade until later today...

...Never cook anything but toast in the nude, me thinks. And it took sizzling bacon to teach me that valuable lesson.

 

[Trail48]

LOL..been right there, now I have a screen that sits on the frying pan

 

[wizbit9]

a valuable lesson one learns very early on in life.

hope your less sore later.

sausages are the bloody worst

 

[FallenSeraph]

a valuable lesson one learns very early on in life.

hope your less sore later.

sausages are the bloody worst

Wouldn't know about sausages...always burn 'em

 

[calypso_21]

...Never cook anything but toast in the nude, me thinks. And it took sizzling bacon to teach me that valuable lesson.

Sweetpea...this is what they make aprons for! And you can still be nekkid underneath.

 

[PepperminTrish]

I was going to suggest an apron but Caly beat me to it!!

I'm actually really liking the idea of a man wearing only and apron and cooking for me.

 

[Trail48]

Re: Re: A valuable lesson: I'm naked in the kitchen

Sweetpea...this is what they make aprons for! And you can still be nekkid underneath.

What a delightful thought

 

[Bluesboy2]

I was going to suggest an apron but Caly beat me to it!!

I'm actually really liking the idea of a man wearing only and apron and cooking for me.

I used to do that for my wife when I was married. Lots of meals got burned to a crisp though.

 

[FallenSeraph]

Aprons? Don't own one, sorry. Usually I'm just in the nude or boxers when I cook, mostly toast, eggs, (bacons off the list) anything that doesn't splatter.

 

[PepperminTrish]

I used to do that for my wife when I was married. Lots of meals got burned to a crisp though.

I never said that I expected the meals to be edible.
I just want a naked man in my kitchen.
Or my living room.
Or my hallway.
Or my ..................... well, you get the general idea, I'm sure.

 

[Bluesboy2]

I never said that I expected the meals to be edible.
I just want a naked man in my kitchen.
Or my living room.
Or my hallway.
Or my ..................... well, you get the general idea, I'm sure.

We ordered a lot of delivery, and the delivery guy Im sure thought we were a bit "out there". The memeories of my mis-spent youth...

 

[Tantanah]

I never said that I expected the meals to be edible.
I just want a naked man in my kitchen.
Or my living room.
Or my hallway.
Or my ..................... well, you get the general idea, I'm sure.

What she said!

 

[TWB]

I love cooking naked, or in my boxers.

I have a thing that prevents these problems.

It is called a lid.

 

[Trail48]

I never said that I expected the meals to be edible.
I just want a naked man in my kitchen.
Or my living room.
Or my hallway.
Or my ..................... well, you get the general idea, I'm sure.

Hold that thought.....I'm going to get an apron.....*zoom*

 

[oceanbaby28]

Well, I was. Well, actually, I did have on boxers, but that was about it. Its Sunday morning and I finally dragged myself out of bed and started to make breakfast, bacon and eggs, the only things that I can make without starting a fire. And surprise, surprise, the grease splatters a bit and burns the living shit out of my entire front. I doubt the marks will fade until later today...

...Never cook anything but toast in the nude, me thinks. And it took sizzling bacon to teach me that valuable lesson.

At least you had boxers on. Could have been alot worse!

Hope you feel better soon.

 

[FallenSeraph]

Re: Re: A valuable lesson: I'm naked in the kitchen

At least you had boxers on. Could have been alot worse!

Hope you feel better soon.

Thank god for that.
*wincing at thought of what may have been*

 

[calypso_21]

I was going to suggest an apron but Caly beat me to it!!

I'm actually really liking the idea of a man wearing only and apron and cooking for me.

Me too...very very much!

I agree Trail48

 

[PepperminTrish]

Hold that thought.....I'm going to get an apron.....*zoom*

I'm holding it .......... and waiting.

 

[PacificBlue]

Men cooking in the nude. Mmmmmmm...

 

[Wiggles]

Men Cooking.

Mmmmm....

LoL

 

[lovetoread]

Men Cooking.

Mmmmm....

LoL

Thats what made me go mmm...

 

[Trail48]

*zooming in*

this apron idea is really interesting, i had no idea women like the idea of men cooking......food

 

[Chuckus]

LOL..been right there, now I have a screen that sits on the frying pan

that's what splatter screens are for, though I must say I have felt your pain before.

 

[mischeviousmisti]

men cleaning in the nude is really nice to see too methinks . but when do you ever see that? lol

 

[PepperminTrish]

men cleaning in the nude is really nice to see too methinks . but when do you ever see that? lol

Men actually clean????