A valentine I wouldn’t mind receiving…..

J.B.

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A chocolate covered penis with a pink bow on it.

Ok your turn
 
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MMMM, Nutella.........

I would like flowers, anything except carnations. Flowers from anyone would make me smile.

That gives me an idea, I should go buy my mom a valentine's day present and take it to her at work. She is alone today, too. I love her.
 
You know...there is an art to know when the chocolate is cool enough to pour on my cock and not burn the hell out of it. As soon as it has cooled off I will see if it worked or not.


Hopefully I will not be required to go to the emergency room with the chocolate on it and have the staff there see this. hmmmm...wait a minute...nurses (female) may like it though....hmmm...just maybe...:devil:
 
curious2c said:
You know...there is an art to know when the chocolate is cool enough to pour on my cock and not burn the hell out of it. As soon as it has cooled off I will see if it worked or not.


Hopefully I will not be required to go to the emergency room with the chocolate on it and have the staff there see this. hmmmm...wait a minute...nurses (female) may like it though....hmmm...just maybe...:devil:

Might I suggest that instead you make a mold of your penis, then cast chocolate in it? No risk of burns that way, and you can use a higher grade chocolate.

Persnally, I'm off to get foof grade mold making stuff...
 
I don’t want a penis shaped chocolate! I want a chocolate covered penis.
 
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J.B. said:
A chocolate covered penis with a pink bow on it.

Ok your turn
That does sound nice.
I wouldn't even mind if the bow was missing :p
 
Zmey said:
how about chocolate syrup? Will that work?
In a pinch, yes I'll take it

Pixie said:
That does sound nice.
I wouldn't even mind if the bow was missing :p
But the bow's a candy bow. you get to nibble on it.
 
J.B. said:
But the bow's a candy bow. you get to nibble on it.
Heck, I wouldn't mind it even without the chocolate.
I can always get chocolate and sweets.
 
*sigh*
Of course that’s fine too, but it’s all part of the holiday.
 
J.B. said:
I don’t want a penis shaped chocolate! I want a chocolate covered penis.

well...it's covered with chocolate and a bit tender so be careful...veddy veddy cawful.:devil:
 
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