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Ginger_McHale
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subdued_passion
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Pick me, pick me, pleeeeeassssssseeeeeeeeeee, PICK ME!!!
*fights off long queue of uglies to get to Beck*
Is it ok that I am more unattractive than plain?
Either way, pick me!
sammcnamara
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How low does your self confidence have to be, to be sat there thinking 'ya beauty' thats me.
sammcnamara
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you are not, you fibber, way too hot for this thread.
subdued_passion
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Don't try to ruin this for me!
*waves to Beck*
I know you can smell me from all the way there. Don't try and deny it and don't fight the allure or should that be repulsion
whatever it is, you know we have it.So PICK me.
*sits down, panting hard from all the waving*
dammit... Now I'm too tired for fun.
sammcnamara
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Don't try to ruin this for me!
*waves to Beck*
I know you can smell me from all the way there. Don't try and deny it and don't fight the allure or should that be repulsion
So PICK me.
*sits down, panting hard from all the waving*
dammit... Now I'm too tired for fun.
making you a deal if you don;t get picked i'll entertain you for a while, no no don;t thank me least i can do
Don't try to ruin this for me!
*waves to Beck*
I know you can smell me from all the way there. Don't try and deny it and don't fight the allure or should that be repulsion
So PICK me.
*sits down, panting hard from all the waving*
dammit... Now I'm too tired for fun.
LOL. Too funny.
*waves back to Subdued Passion*.
ashesatwork
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This is an interesting one for sure... I need popcorn and a toy
2TitsNoWaiting
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FINALLY!!!! I thought no one would ever want me... Rudely elbows subdued aside.
Ginger_McHale
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A bump for Beck's thread. Come all you women who don't feel pretty. Join Beck's thread.
He really is a sweetheart.
He really is a sweetheart.
NaughtyNicoleUK
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I think poor Beck is hiding. Overwhelmed from responses. LOL.
C'mon Mister Beck. Be a good boy and show all us girls your cawk.
C'mon Mister Beck. Be a good boy and show all us girls your cawk.
subdued_passion
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I'm so unattractive, this mob chased me all the way to the front of the line!
Come on Beck! Forget 2tits... anyone with 2 whole tits couldn't be that unattractive!
Come on Beck! Forget 2tits... anyone with 2 whole tits couldn't be that unattractive!
Jessika_Femme
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LOL @ this thread. I think Beck31 likes the none too pretty women.
mightyquinnj7
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Your "unattractiveness" makes you hot, thus making you attractive...I think they call this circular logic.
Ginger_McHale
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Oh where oh where has our wee Beck gone? Oh where or where can he be?
I'll find him and bind him and tickle him until he picks me.
I'll find him and bind him and tickle him until he picks me.
Lrn_The_Ropes
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A very creative mind you have :caning:Oh where oh where has our wee Beck gone? Oh where or where can he be?
I'll find him and bind him and tickle him until he picks me.
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Heh. Well S.P. that is sweet.
I'm so unattractive, this mob chased me all the way to the front of the line!
Come on Beck! Forget 2tits... anyone with 2 whole tits couldn't be that unattractive!
Heh. Well S.P. that is sweet.
Ginger_McHale
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Cheating on me again? You are in trouble dear boy. You are sleeping on the lumpy couch.
I'm not sure if you can redeem yourself this time. Hmmm. Perhaps give me a neck massage.
I'm not sure if you can redeem yourself this time. Hmmm. Perhaps give me a neck massage.
2TitsNoWaiting
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Pffft who said they were 2 whole tits??? Besides, they're pasted on with superglue!!!
