A Twisted Tale...

[~Dacendaran~]

At that second in time, before he fired on the innocent bird, he realised what a nasty piece of crap he really was, and that he should leave the wildlife alone.

But he was still holding the shot gun and decided he didn't deserve to grace the planet anymore, so turned the gun around on himself and fired....

 

[Kiss Me]

But he was still holding the shot gun and decided he didn't deserve to grace the planet anymore, so turned the gun around on himself and fired....

Good thing he flinched at the last moment, the shot passing harmlessly over his shoulder.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

Good thing he flinched at the last moment, the shot passing harmlessly over his shoulder.

He couldn't even take his own life, which made him feel even more the worthless so he headed for the nearest cliff.....

 

[Kiss Me]

He couldn't even take his own life, which made him feel even more the worthless so he headed for the nearest cliff.....

luckily on the way he tripped over his shoelace, falling to the ground with a twisted ankle, pinned there, unable to try to take his life again.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

luckily on the way he tripped over his shoelace, falling to the ground with a twisted ankle, pinned there, unable to try to take his life again.

A few hours later, a donkey and a old man appeared beside him, the old man fixed his ankle and whispered to him...

 

[Kiss Me]

A few hours later, a donkey and a old man appeared beside him, the old man fixed his ankle and whispered to him...

"Follow your heart and find the joy of life in family and friends" before loading him on the donkey and returning him to his home.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

"Follow your heart and find the joy of life in family and friends" before loading him on the donkey and returning him to his home.

It all became clear to the man, that he wasted life for the most part, but from now on hewas gonna be all that he could be.

 

[Kiss Me]

Once upon a time there lived a little girl who never stopped laughing, day and night she would giggle.

 

[rosylady]

Once upon a time there lived a little girl who never stopped laughing, day and night she would giggle.

Everyone in town wondered what the little girl laughed at.

 

[Kiss Me]

Everyone in town wondered what the little girl laughed at.

She never used to say.. just went about her day always smiling and giggling with a twinkle in her eye.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

She never used to say.. just went about her day always smiling and giggling with a twinkle in her eye.

Even as the years passed, the little girl now a woman still smiled and laughted to herself....

 

[~Dacendaran~]

Even as the years passed, the little girl now a woman still smiled and laughted to herself....

Until one day she suddenly stopped and the people around her got concerned..

 

[~Dacendaran~]

Until one day she suddenly stopped and the people around her got concerned..

They were so puzzled by the sudden change, they even took her to see the local doctor

 

[Kiss Me]

They were so puzzled by the sudden change, they even took her to see the local doctor

But the doctor assured them the girl was fine, she was just going through a brief stage. Which would involve some silence, and deep pondering.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

But the doctor assured them the girl was fine, she was just going through a brief stage. Which would involve some silence, and deep pondering.

The girls boyfriend was still very worried, maybe she was bored of him and thinking of ditching him

 

[Kiss Me]

The girls boyfriend was still very worried, maybe she was bored of him and thinking of ditching him

She proved he was wrong by coming to his house and covering him with kisses for being so sweet. Not that she had been aware she had a boyfriend.


lol

 

[~Dacendaran~]

She proved he was wrong by coming to his house and covering him with kisses for being so sweet. Not that she had been aware she had a boyfriend.


lol

But that was due to a sudden memory loss, which worried her boyfriend all the more

 

[Kiss Me]

But that was due to a sudden memory loss, which worried her boyfriend all the more

Being so persuasive he convinced her to attend a sanitarium until she regained control of her previous bubbly personality. It took many years and when she was released she had aged drastically.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

Being so persuasive he convinced her to attend a sanitarium until she regained control of her previous bubbly personality. It took many years and when she was released she had aged drastically.

But to her dismay, her boyfriend had long since died, most of her family had also passed away ,besides her nieces who luckly took her in...

 

[Kiss Me]

But to her dismay, her boyfriend had long since died, most of her family had also passed away ,besides her nieces who luckly took her in...

She decided that whoever had planned her life had really sucked at it and had a vey large mean streak. Slowly slipping into insanity she continually laughed once again, ending her days the way she had begun.............................................................

By the way THE END.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

In a parallel universe, in a smokey room sat 5 dogs around a green table playing cards....

 

[Kiss Me]

In a parallel universe, in a smokey room sat 5 dogs around a green table playing cards....

half naked women loitered in the background..

 

[~Dacendaran~]

half naked women loitered in the background..

Watching the bulldog cheat under the table...

 

[Kiss Me]

Watching the bulldog cheat under the table...

waiting for a handsome man to come in so they could seduce him..............

 

[~Dacendaran~]

waiting for a handsome man to come in so they could seduce him..............

Outside the doggy club there was a line of men waiting to get in, but the Rottweiler's at the door blocked them till the card game was over....