A Twisted Tale...

[Kiss Me]

But a cat hits the window, the cab grew wings and took of in flight through the air with the cat hanging on and a ostrich hiding in the trunk

"Oh My!!" says the maiden. "Whatever are we going to do now?"

 

[~Dacendaran~]

"Oh My!!" says the maiden. "Whatever are we going to do now?"

Meanwhile, the monkey was swinging by his tail and his arm, from the rearview mirror watching the trunk lid open...

 

[Kiss Me]

Meanwhile, the monkey was swinging by his tail and his arm, from the rearview mirror watching the trunk lid open...

Out leaped the ostrich, who finding himself high in the air began to flap frantically, but being as he is a flightless bird he plummetted to his death on the ground below

 

[~Dacendaran~]

Out leaped the ostrich, who finding himself high in the air began to flap frantically, but being as he is a flightless bird he plummetted to his death on the ground below

The Cab then lost it's power of flight, and was sent crashing to the ground, luckly for the maiden she was saved by the jello airbags

 

[Kiss Me]

The Cab then lost it's power of flight, and was sent crashing to the ground, luckly for the maiden she was saved by the jello airbags

Just as she stepped unscathed from the cab, a white horse appeared from nowhere.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

Just as she stepped unscathed from the cab, a white horse appeared from nowhere.

It was a Unicorn, it flew down to her and offered her a lift, if she would share some of the Jello

 

[Kiss Me]

It was a Unicorn, it flew down to her and offered her a lift, if she would share some of the Jello

Eagely she shared with the unicorn, flying high on its back.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

Eagely she shared with the unicorn, flying high on its back.

Suddenly a bright light engulfed them, and pulled them towards a castle

 

[Kiss Me]

Suddenly a bright light engulfed them, and pulled them towards a castle

"Oooh, pretties"said the maiden, who was actually quite incredibly stupid and gullible.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

"Oooh, pretties"said the maiden, who was actually quite incredibly stupid and gullible.

While the unicorn muttered to himself " ahh fuck it!"

 

[Kiss Me]

While the unicorn muttered to himself " ahh fuck it!"

Uneasy about the castle he struggled against it, but relentlessly they were dragged into the courtyard.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

Uneasy about the castle he struggled against it, but relentlessly they were dragged into the courtyard.

Eventually they were sucked into a room, unfront of a witch, who gave the maiden a very dirty look before saying "Hello my lovely".

 

[Kiss Me]

Eventually they were sucked into a room, unfront of a witch, who gave the maiden a very dirty look before saying "Hello my lovely".

Evil giggles surrounded them as suddenly the lovely maids' clothes vanished and everyone could see just how lovely she really was.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

Evil giggles surrounded them as suddenly the lovely maids' clothes vanished and everyone could see just how lovely she really was.

The Unicorn stood amazed at what was happening, as iron cage appeared from nowhere holding him tight against the wall, as the witch made her way over to the beautiful maiden...

 

[Kiss Me]

The Unicorn stood amazed at what was happening, as iron cage appeared from nowhere holding him tight against the wall, as the witch made her way over to the beautiful maiden...

She watched the witch approach her, when suddenly the witches clothes vanished and to her amazement there stood an ugly man.....

 

[~Dacendaran~]

She watched the witch approach her, when suddenly the witches clothes vanished and to her amazement there stood an ugly man.....

The maiden then wiped her eyes, and realised the witch was actually wearing a huge strap on, and she cringed with fear

 

[Kiss Me]

The maiden then wiped her eyes, and realised the witch was actually wearing a huge strap on, and she cringed with fear

Someone save me.... she screamed.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

Someone save me.... she screamed.

Five minutes into the assault, the unicorn somehow found the strength to break his prison

 

[Kiss Me]

Five minutes into the assault, the unicorn somehow found the strength to break his prison

Charging at the witch he tossed her from the window with his horn. As she died, he transformed into a handsome prince, who carried his ailing maiden to safety.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

There was once a man who had everything and got everything he wished or desired, but one day....

 

[Kiss Me]

while walking in the country, he saw a beautiful eagle soaring in the air, "How I wish I could fly!!!" he exclaimed

 

[~Dacendaran~]

while walking in the country, he saw a beautiful eagle soaring in the air, "How I wish I could fly!!!" he exclaimed

Just then, the eagle flew down and landed on his arm, and whispered " Though you have many things, flight will never be yours."

 

[Kiss Me]

Just then, the eagle flew down and landed on his arm, and whispered " Though you have many things, flight will never be yours."

The man in his anger (being a selfish, spoilt individual and all) smited the eagle with his hand. But he took the words to heart and began to crave flight as never before.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

The man in his anger (being a selfish, spoilt individual and all) smited the eagle with his hand. But he took the words to heart and began to crave flight as never before.

He decided if he couldn't fly, then the eagle wasn't going to either....pulling out a shot gun, he aimed up high....

 

[Kiss Me]

He decided if he couldn't fly, then the eagle wasn't going to either....pulling out a shot gun, he aimed up high....

At that second in time, before he fired on the innocent bird, he realised what a nasty piece of crap he really was, and that he should leave the wildlife alone.