A tip to those going to renicence fairs

[Basia]

Never, ever, ever say that you are going to kill the king! It'll only end up getting you thrown in the stalks.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

If you are going and plan on dressing the part, be prepared to give directions to the restrooms.

 

[Lancecastor]

Tip #2

Learn to say (and spell) Renaissance and other olde englishe words properly.

Perhaps the most obvious sound difference is that of the R sound like that of mother .

The R sound is drawn out into a pirate ARRRRRRRRR.

This becomes trying in words like father where the A is pronounced like apple but the R is enunciated. Father is thus pronounced F-aaaa-th-rrrrrrr .

Think Monty Python & The Holy Grail.

 

[Basia]

If you are going and plan on dressing the part, be prepared to give directions to the restrooms.

Privy parade!

 

[Lancecastor]

Tip #3

If you "go commando" in your chain mail undies...prepare to be nipped.

 

[Basia]

Re: Tip #3

If you "go commando" in your chain mail undies...prepare to be nipped.

lol

 

[Anais Dahl]

If you wear a bodice, just know the wench rule- that if you can still breathe, it is not tight enough.


If someone hands you a rose with a little note attached to it, don't take it unless you plan on doing some raunchy deeds.