"A three inch erect penis"

[Guest]

There is one brave bloke on the telly right now.

There's a programme on BBC3 called "My Penis and I", and, yep, you guessed it, it's all about a bloke and his penis.

His dick is three inches, erect. At the "lower end of normal" so a doc just told him. He's going to have surgery to make it bigger. Fascinating stuff.

They just showed him going to see a porn shoot. This other guy (the "porn star") had a nine inch erect penis, and they were just stood there chatting about size, comparing each other's as if they were talking about their noses. Cool stuff.

Awww, now he's got a pump on it.

It really is a good programme. Quite enlightening. I love the way he's so matter-of-fact and open about it.

So, guys, could you go on national TV and talk about the size of your dick?

One stat which did surprise me: the average length of an erect penis is five inches. I now consider myself spoilt.

Discuss.

 

[Guest]

Whoa! Cool stuff!

He's now gone to a place where they have plaster-casts of erect penii (penises?) of the rich and famous. Jimi Hendrix had a very thick one.

 

[tolyk]

According to the statistics I'd seen, average is 5.5 inches.. though some recent ones I saw said average American is 6 inches.

And yes, I wouldn't be ashamed to go on TV and talk about my penis, hell, my ex has already told enough people about it

 

[ABSTRUSE]

How does the pump work? does it make it bigger or did he consider surgery to lengthen it? Can they lengthen it? why am I even asking this?

 

[Guest]

Awwww, he's getting his done now.

He's trying to get it hard, so that the woman can put it in a plastic cup full of the plaster mix.

OUCH! He got his pubes stuck in it.

 

[impressive]

I read that losing 35# will gain a guy another visible inch of cock.

On the 'Net, of course, where there's no false or misleading information

 

[Guest]

PMSL here!!!!

He now has bald balls.

 

[Guest]

I read that losing 35# will gain a guy another visible inch of cock.

On the 'Net, of course, where there's no false or misleading information

The doc told him much the same thing! He has got a bit of a tummy, and he was told if he lost about a stone, his dick would look 2cm longer.

 

[The_Fool]

I saw part of show where a dude wanted length and girth. The length part they got from cutting some fascia inside him. The girth they got from stuffing his sausage full of this material they make from cadaver skin....

 

[Op_Cit]

So, guys, could you go on national TV and talk about the size of your dick?

I thought that's all that guys talk about on TV, whether it's WMDs or WWF...

Anyway thanks for letting me know I'm above average, now I can die happy.

 

[Guest]

Bahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

That guy is brilliant! He just showed his parents his plaster-cast of his dick. His Mum said, "Is that it?"

LOL!

 

[Guest]

I saw part of show where a dude wanted length and girth. The length part they got from cutting some fascia inside him. The girth they got from stuffing his sausage full of this material they make from cadaver skin....

That's sexy.

 

[Guest]

I thought that's all that guys talk about on TV, whether it's WMDs or WWF...

Anyway thanks for letting me know I'm above average, now I can die happy.

Pleasure.

 

[Dar~]

I saw part of show where a dude wanted length and girth. The length part they got from cutting some fascia inside him. The girth they got from stuffing his sausage full of this material they make from cadaver skin....

okay, thank god I didn't know that . . .how I wish I hadn't read this thread.







My hubby's is ten inches . . i once "slept" with a guy whose was 2 inches rock hard . . .tell me, does that sex count? my hubby says not.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I read that losing 35# will gain a guy another visible inch of cock.

On the 'Net, of course, where there's no false or misleading information

35 pounds? LOL If I lost 35 lbs, Sally Struthers would be on television begging people to send me food.

You'll have to keep us informed as to what goes down here Lou, though it sounds like you'll be doing just that without provocation. WOuld I talk about my penis? Most likely. I'm not ashamed. I'd be more uncomfortable talking in front of people than talking about my penis, to tell the truth. Of course, that might be different if it was only 3 inches.

*shrug*

Who knows?

Q_C

 

[Guest]

How does the pump work? does it make it bigger or did he consider surgery to lengthen it? Can they lengthen it? why am I even asking this?

It pulls more blood into it, making the erection bigger. He might be having surgery and, yes, there are ways. He'd get it done on the NHS, too.

 

[Belegon]

Could I ?

I suppose so...but I don't see why I would, unless of course they were going to be paying me a lot of money. Which they wouldn't unless I were already famous or differentiated substantially from the norm.

Personally, I've got nothing to be ashamed of but I also don't expect any porn directors to be hammering down my door in their effort to recruit the next John Holmes either. I know what the numbers are, thanks to an ex who was curious about it. But I'm not driven to share.

I guess the appropriate cliche is, "well, I've never had any complaints."

But 3" ? yeah, I'd be considering surgery too...

 

[tolyk]

35 pounds? LOL If I lost 35 lbs, Sally Struthers would be on television begging people to send me food.

*LAUGH*

I thought the same thing!!

 

[Guest]

35 pounds? LOL If I lost 35 lbs, Sally Struthers would be on television begging people to send me food.

You'll have to keep us informed as to what goes down here Lou, though it sounds like you'll be doing just that without provocation. WOuld I talk about my penis? Most likely. I'm not ashamed. I'd be more uncomfortable talking in front of people than talking about my penis, to tell the truth. Of course, that might be different if it was only 3 inches.

*shrug*

Who knows?

Q_C

Yes, I don't need provoking.

It really is a most fascinating programme. I admire the bloke, greatly.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I hope they show this on BBC AMerica.

 

[Belegon]

yeah, well he may not have a lot of cock but he certainly has balls....



sorry, bad joke...but it was just waiting there...

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

I'm intensely proud of my wang. I feature it as often as possible and it's the only reason I enjoy wearing slacks.

 

[Guest]

Could I ?

I suppose so...but I don't see why I would, unless of course they were going to be paying me a lot of money. Which they wouldn't unless I were already famous or differentiated substantially from the norm.

Personally, I've got nothing to be ashamed of but I also don't expect any porn directors to be hammering down my door in their effort to recruit the next John Holmes either. I know what the numbers are, thanks to an ex who was curious about it. But I'm not driven to share.

I guess the appropriate cliche is, "well, I've never had any complaints."

But 3" ? yeah, I'd be considering surgery too...

I'd pay.

This wasn't a devious way for me to get everyone's measurements, btw, I just like talking about dicks. And finding out how comfortable you guys are about talking about yours. I mean, I think it's a lot more intimate (and interesting) than us women talking about our tits.

It's so good to see a programme where people aren't embarrassed or ashamed to talk about their most intimate parts.

Yeah, and I gotta admit, seeing erections does make me hot.

 

[Guest]

I hope they show this on BBC AMerica.

They probably will. Look out for it!

 

[tolyk]

Oh, you wanted size listings? You should've just asked Lou

I'm 7.5 - 8 inches... depending on the day