A thread for CharleyH

[ABSTRUSE]

Hm. Sometime last week, in the early evening, I was sitting on the bed, door open and chatting on the laptop. Out of the corner of my eye - movement. Being alone at that moment, my heart began to beat fast, I got up, looked around, nothing. Again. Movement, and suddenly a bushy tailed creature, its mouth full with something, comes trapsing down the hall toward me.

"Hey!" I yelled. The squirrel stopped looked at me.

I got up and started to chase it out, and it sauntered, looking back occaissionally, as if taunting me. He or she sat on the step leading out to the deck, and merely jumped out of the way when I got close.

Apparently disappeared, I returned to my conversation.

Movement. Again, he sauntered down the hall. Angrier, I yelled, and chased him away.

According to the friend I was chatting with at that moment, he probably just wanted to use the bathroom.

God, I can't wait for them to hibernate. They DO hibernate, don't they?

Close your fucking doors!

 

[Shock Chick]

God, I can't wait for them to hibernate. They DO hibernate, don't they?

I hate to break it to you, well, I don't actually cos I'm an evil bitch, but nope, squirrels don't hibernate. Ha!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I hate to break it to you, well, I don't actually cos I'm an evil bitch, but nope, squirrels don't hibernate. Ha!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

and She still won't close the fucking door.

 

[CharleyH]

So what do they save the 'nuts' for? Some weird squildo

 

[Shock Chick]

So what do they save the 'nuts' for?

For when the ground and trees and shit freeze up in the winter, when they are very much awake, not asleep. If they were asleep, would they need to eat?

 

[CharleyH]

I edited my last post

 

[Shock Chick]

I edited my last post

I saw, but I don't understand. Not a new thing for me, admittedly.

 

[CharleyH]

I saw, but I don't understand. Not a new thing for me, admittedly.

Yes, you are rather virginal in your ways, and I understand why you don't understand: I keep forgetting that it's Lou who is redecorating to accomodate her various assortments of dildo's.

Rather blond - aren't you

 

[Shock Chick]

Yes, you are rather virginal in your ways, and I understand why you don't understand: I keep forgetting that it's Lou who is redecorating to accomodate her various assortments of dildo's.

Rather blond - aren't you

No, just English. Start speaking in my lanuguage, then perhaps we might get somewhere.

Nah, Lou's been doing nothing constructive all day, except write a very long feelthy email.

Not my style.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, just English. Start speaking in my lanuguage, then perhaps we might get somewhere.

Charley has her own language.

 

[CharleyH]

Charley has her own language.

Yes, my ABSionary is always handy, though not quite as literally as that sounds. A dildo is a masturbation tool, rather tube like in structure, emulating the male member D=dink ILDO is obscure and as old as prostitution. Humans have a tendancy to believe that they are the only creatures in need of sexual satisfation, but the study of squirrels has shown that these creatures not only have bad attitudes and arrogance, but can and do, do things for pure sexual pleasure. Do I really need to explain what a squildo is?

OH - I HAD A BIZARRE EPIPHANY while watching Interview with the Vampire last night, and thanks to Dr. M indirectly for his previous post - and have FINALLY figured out the form of that Lilith novel I am working on.

 

[cloudy]

Yes, my ABSionary is always handy, though not quite as literally as that sounds. A dildo is a masturbation tool, rather tube like in structure, emulating the male member D=dink ILDO is obscure and as old as prostitution. Humans have a tendancy to believe that they are the only creatures in need of sexual satisfation, but the study of squirrels has shown that these creatures not only have bad attitudes and arrogance, but can and do, do things for pure sexual pleasure. Do I really need to explain what a squildo is?

OH - I HAD A BIZARRE EPIPHANY while watching Interview with the Vampire last night, and thanks to Dr. M indirectly for his previous post - and have FINALLY figured out the form of that Lilith novel I am working on.

[voice=profound] Foooooom. [/voice]

 

[CharleyH]

[voice=profound] Foooooom. [/voice]

LOL - Mwah! Hi Cloudy

 

[cloudy]

LOL - Mwah! Hi Cloudy

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL - Mwah! Hi Cloudy

I didn't get a kiss hello, bitch.

 

[Honey123]

I didn't get a kiss hello, bitch.

Bend over --- I'll kiss your ass!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Bend over --- I'll kiss your ass!

Whoa, a stealth attack from Honey!!! LOL and a feisty one at that.

 

[Honey123]

Whoa, a stealth attack from Honey!!! LOL and a feisty one at that.

Yes, well, I like it when my victims are unaware --

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yes, well, I like it when my victims are unaware --

I'm perpetually unaware...LOL

 

[Honey123]

I'm perpetually unaware...LOL

I knew you were easy -

(you are such a slut! - but that is your good side!)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I knew you were easy -

(you are such a slut! - but that is your good side!)

Slut? Me? No sweetie, you've confused me with Lou.

 

[Honey123]

Slut? Me? No sweetie, you've confused me with Lou.

Perhaps....it probably was ShockChicks tits blinding me..

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Perhaps....it probably was ShockChicks tits blinding me..

Yeah, you'd still be trying to find Lou's

 

[Honey123]

Yeah, you'd still be trying to find Lou's

LOL...Hey, I am one of those small chested women!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL...Hey, I am one of those small chested women!

Pity.