A thread about why I'm not leaving Lit

[Lord Pmann]

So I figured I needed to write everyone a thread about my non-departure from Lit. There are a lot of reasons I'm not leaving. I don't need to get into them, but I will anyway.

1. I've had some good experiences here. I don't get fucked over. The people here are pretty decent.

2. While there are a lot of deceitful bastards, I'm just not that into them. So, I'm totally staying.

3. People are sometimes who they say they are. It's refreshing.

4. I like high school cliquish behaviour. Who doesn't?!? (Nerds, dweebs, band geeks, etc- but I'm not them!!!)

5. I like to cum. And there are tits here.

6. I don't have thin skin, so I don't cry every time someone says something offensive. It's pretty cool!

So, for those who care, I need you to know, I'm not leaving. I hope the very best for you all, even though I'll see you around because I'm not going anywhere.

 

[ydahecnot]

I'll miss your absence.

 

[Jasmiley239]

It's refreshing to know you will be staying right here with the rest of us.

 

[beachbaby179]

I wish you the best. Well, second best. Because I'm the best and I don't flash my tits here. Sorry... see you around!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

No no. Don't try to talk me or of it. This is for the best. I just have to wrap my mind around some things. I'll be doing that right here.

 

[barefootgirl69]

What a relief! I don't know of anyone I was hoping would stay around more than you! Thank for reassurring all of us.
Still not flashing you the bewbs!

 

[LinusRules]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/89/67/05/896705f7304f6669cff233db0e26857f.jpg

 

[zydrate]

Someone said there would be ice cream here...?

 

[LinusRules]

Someone said there would be ice cream here...?

It's in the back seat of my car. Hope in because it's easier to scoop when you're sitting in the seat. And close the door behind you since it keeps the flies out. I like to keep the car running to...just a habit of mine.

 

[kimbalee]

well, crap. Just when I was all set to debut my new "LordPmannn" alt and pick up where you left off. Way to twart my rise to power before it ever starts. So glad you're staying.

 

[Katie_80]

You are ridiculous, but I Lit love you so I'm glad you aren't going anywhere.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I came in here hoping to see some fancy men's shoes or at least a shiny belt buckle

so disappointed

 

[LinusRules]

I came in here hoping to see some fancy men's shoes or at least a shiny belt buckle

so disappointed

But there should be plenty of hopelessness and groveling so it may be worthwhile to stick around.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

But there should be plenty of hopelessness and groveling so it may be worthwhile to stick around.

do I look like a sadist to you?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I could turn this into a shoe thread. Right now, these are my favourite shoes I own...

http://www.allenedmonds.com/dw/image/v2/AAXI_PRD/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-allenedmonds-catalog/default/dw63beedee/images/database/allenedmonds_shoes_grayson_black.jpg?sw=850&sh=850&sm=fit

Allen Edmonds Grayson. Classic. Stylish. Well made. The complete opposite of a pair of TOMS.

 

[Lord Pmann]

And, if I were leaving lit (which I'm not), I'd walk right out in those shoes. You'd be all "Ooooh ahhhh mmmmm" looking at my feet.

 

[LinusRules]

do I look like a sadist to you?

Ooh, this is one of them rhetorical questions, right?

 

[Lord Pmann]

do I look like a sadist to you?

I think you mean masochist.

#BDSM-Nazi

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Ooh, this is one of them rhetorical questions, right?

yes

I think you mean masochist.

#BDSM-Nazi

no. I mean sadist.



nice shoes! got any silk ties?

 

[Lord Pmann]

yes



no. I mean sadist.



nice shoes! got any silk ties?

Yes. Of course I have ties. Many. And shirts. Loads of shirts.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Dreams are being shattered all over Lit tonight.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Yes. Of course I have ties. Many. And shirts. Loads of shirts.

I kind of thought you might. Someday I'd like to roll around naked in a pile of silk ties.

Dreams are being shattered all over Lit tonight.

hi Ricky!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh yeah, and I've got a shitload of belts, which I like better than ties.

Here is a twofer- shoes and belts.

http://rs1161.pbsrc.com/albums/q518/pmann83/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps1thujdcz.jpeg?w=480&h=480&fit=clip

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dreams are being shattered all over Lit tonight.

It's okay Ricky. I'm still here. I'm totally not leaving!!!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh yeah, and I've got a shitload of belts, which I like better than ties.

Here is a twofer- shoes and belts.

be one of my well-dressed lovers?