A terribly funny quote from "The Jerk"

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Quotes from "The Jerk" with Steve Martin

Navin R. Johnson: Now be totally honest. You do have a
boyfriend don't you.

Marie: Kind of

Navin R. Johnson: I know this is our first date but do you
think the next time you make love to your boyfriend you
could think of me?

Marie: Well I haven't made love to him yet.

Navin R. Johnson: That's too bad. Do you think its possible
that someday you could make love with me and think of him?

Marie: Who knows maybe you and he could make love and you
could think of me.

Navin R. Johnson: I'd be happy to be in there somewhere.

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I would just to like to watch! Oh, I have to go. My Mother just
pulled in the driveway. We are going shopping for Psychiatrist
today. Is that my Mother or the Police? My Mother doesn't have
a blue light bar on the top of her car that flashes!

Where was I? Oh yea, I remember now. I took a hit from my
bong, then changed the channel.

I really love these movies where you seem like you are in the
middle of them, but I point my remote control at the officer and
he tasers me.

Don't tase me bro!